Octopus

I am home. Ate a gas station burrito on the way home . I am fine

Made a gas station friend. Guck yeah. He said I’m good people and we gotta battle for the good people. Getting a burrito here. I like this guy. We friends

So I managed to scare people. Walked to Taco Bell, (I know some of the people that work there so it was a shot) I saw the side door open for delivery and walked to it to see if I can take an order. A delivery guy was nervously saying I had to be in a car. I ask if I should drive (as a joke) and he doesn’t know what to say. I apologize, and leave. Didn’t mean to cause trouble. If the right person saw me it would work but I feel bad ruining someone’s flow/ day. I’m at the gas station nearby and will get food

picture of me walking home

Walking home. Guck, haven’t been this stumble in at least 3 or so years

Yo, saw your shitty week post. Hit me up on the DM if you want to vent. You’re a good dude

I’m finish the last drink that a guy bought me. I’m the last one here now. Illl head home soon. I would get Taco Bell on the walk but I think they’re only drive thtough

Here’s a thing; My wife is awesome and has shitty friends. A history of letting her down and canceling and being pieces of shit. She is having fun tomorrow and I will not let her miss it!!!!!!!! I love her so much and she deserves better than the terrible people that let her down

I walked. I’m close enough to not cause trouble

This last beer is really putting my over the top. Not excited to get off the stool

CLARITY: THE CUTE EL LORO WAITRESSES WERE NOT THE BAD TIPPETS. TOTALLY DIFFERENT GROUP OF DOUCHE BAGS FICJ THEM

Happily married. Buuut, a diff waiter at El Loro said one of them had a crush on me and she got all bashful. But that was last year before QUAKE BY THE LAKE and she still thinks I’m cute but I’m married nbd not being stupid sup I’m cute

Fucker’s in the corner left a 0 tip on a $90 order. Fuck them!

I’m Norwegian, Irish, and some German. Not French or ocharlie. Irish yes though

Fuck, I saw the pretty (I’m drunk but loyal to wife) El Loro waitresses waving at me. I’ll do a casual big wave. new friend , mahir, has a wife in Saudi Arabia and works through Uber. He’s killing it it and I’m gonna send him prayers and good will that his beautiful wife can move stateside. He’s a good dude and we’re friends now. Everyone hope for his happiness.

I will pray for your eventual move to the passive aggressive Minnesota

I’ Harley’s doesn’t exist. It is merely a Tex-Mex figment or your Tex-Mex imagination. middle of the state, actually when I eat chips that are too salty I currently cough too much. I have a bad trachea. But I do like salt

STOP PANICKING

So my new friend bought me a drink and another friendly guy got my another. Questions will be answered soon DONT PANIC

PHONE DIED PHONE CHARGED MADE A NEW GOOD FRIEND. I’ll be home soon

3 Applebees beers and two El Loro beers and a tequila and soup in. I’m feeling alright. I had a brief moment of self hate sweep over me but luckily got distracted from my own inevitable journey towards self destruction. But life is good. I used to go to bars by myself and slowly get mentally more negative and dark. Now I am a father, a husband, a filmmaker, a film festival director, a derpologist, and 100% more a father. I can get negative but I have a son I love and will do everything I need to do to make sure had a good life and working towards my goals that life is life and I’ll make it through how I need to make through. Tackle demons and fuck shit up

I got another beer. Me and fucker stated at me and I thought “not today” and maybe it happened out loud and he left. I am brave and strong. Look at my muscles.

Phone is low on juice. You the masses ask a question and it take longer to answer, just think that my phone died. A fucker was mean mugging me and I said I’d fuck a mother fucker up to myself and someone was gonna sit me and I didn’t realize that was out loud so the walk away to the other side. The mean mugger went from his booth to now at the opposite corner of the bar. I may be weak and boneless but this man as my enemy takes away from my existential meandering towards inward self hate. I will fight him dirty as fuck but it will happen if he tries to mug me when I leave I am in the Four Horsemen now and I will break his ribs.

You might be right. In Shakopee there is a Chili’s that within a year my wife and I have been to at least twice now (both times my Giraffe brother watched lol Octopus, I believe). Each time I felt enamored but the atmosphere and deals but not quite won over as part of the suburban hidden sexually degenerate community as I do in an Applebees. I feel more like an outsider looking into the secrets of the neighborhood then within the secret shame that makes us feel like God. So you might have a point.

John Donne is a Jesuit whore and doesn’t know shit about Applebees. Sinatra is a part of a strong group called the Rat pack. That makes me feel the need to join a group. I will join…. OCTOPUS IS OFFICIALLY A FOUR HORSEMEN