melraz09
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Dalm, I forgot to get that.
Dont think I'll ever touch the shit again though.
I had a shit ton of fun the other night but I mighta been the only one.
Lookin forward to next time.
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I can understand abbrevating words hell i type like i talk, i cant say nothin. But why the hell type a 4 letter word (deen) when the actual word (then) is a 4 letter word. Makes no dalm sense to me.
And what the hell is a bi2t suppose to be, bitch? Sounds more like a simultaneous queef and fart, a "bi-toot" iffin ya ask me.
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Yeah i musta been real tired that night, woke up in the floor away from controller and headset off. Didnt know how long I had dozed off. Turned the Xbox off and went to bed.
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Ats right who needs water.
Hope ge feels better mane.
Still aint talked the wife into me drillin through 2 floors yet.
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I know I've been missed terribly. No need to be sad and cry any longer, well come tomorrow evenin that is. When I get a few errands ran and a little wood workin done I ourghta be on about 5:30 or 6:00 pm. Just a heads up for those who have enjoyed a quite couple of days away from the drunken monkey, and want to make it a lil longer.
P.S. I'm missed like an inflamed hemorrhoid.
P.P.S. The black sheep of the family returns!
P.P. whatever, all your asses are stuck with me.
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I mean the slut uhhh stunt races, they are awesome.
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I agree with roast on all but one thing....fuck the stunt races
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Shine ye boots, tuck ye shirts, and starch ye britches bitches we got our general back!
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Sometimes when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm wheres the rest of the crew. Other times when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm glad nobody else is here to steal my/our kills.
Poor lil dingleberry and jermiah johnson were awful. So were the 2 ass hats that said hey money mane lets go help these 2 dudes that keep gettin killed. We'll get an insergent. Ok says railroader. The only help they provided was our K/D!
Dalm piss ants gotta couple bites in though. Maybe ladybugs is a better word, yeah.....ladybugs.
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THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFE!
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The price of selling cars and drugs seems to have gone up. I dunno if its just for Christmas or from now on but i made over a million $ last night with car deliveries as MAD MONKS, and under NITE SHIFT and a couple weed deliveries under K U N T BUSTERS.
For the longest time it didnt show me as being part of DVDR. Thought somebody finally came to their senses and spanked the ol' monkey right out.
A solo session ended up being me and robert vs 7 others (i think) for quite some time. One CEO group of 2 suffered the consequences until my shit finally saved and we could start our own room again.
Merry Chriatmas to all and Im gonna try to be on Christmas night giving the gifts of heavy sniper rounds to all dots. I shall not discriminate. Everybody shall recieve. I aint takin no presents though. Like they say....better to give than to recieve.
WAR, HATE, SADNESS!
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In all fairness, I do put rocks in my snowballs.
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I think we orghta try that shit again.
Maybe we could hook 2 cargobobs to the dalm thing.
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I know cash, waylon, kris, and willie too dalmit!
If 2 are in same session different ceo groups and one gets the cargobob steal a car mission. Get the other ceo to land a chopper on the boats, kill all the guys, get in a cargobob pick it up and deliver it to the others garage. Drop it off (somewhere relatively easy to pick back up) land the cargobob and let the actual CEO stealing the car pick it pack up with the cargobob set it off, land, get in the car and deliver. No heat is acquired from NPCs.
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Thats a high ass level. I dont know if that level is possible or not.
Id say if i wasnt anal about having full stats my stealth wouldnt be full. I croutched down and walked around for days felt like to get it. I dont know if there is another way to max it out or not.
My k/d is a 2.96. It was 2.93 before my 61 kills on that one dude. It went to 2.95 and then the last room robert and I were in it went to 2.96.
The level is my big ? for that!
Ive seen guys with 50 60 or even that one who had over a million k/d. I usually decide if they are cheatin bastards if i think my shots are good and on target but they don't die. Severl attempts and I say yeah bastard is a cheat.
Also get curious when i see a level 700 with no strength, a low k/d and shitty driving skills.
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That dont sound bad at all.
I think me and burke are gonna hafta do missions to make money to be able to afford glitch shit. Phil if your still wanting to do the heists lemme know bro, i need some cash flow.
And robert you need to learn the ways of the humping money glitch.
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No shit, i wanna try that one too.
Wonder if theres on to make you passive to NPC's. Gettin run the hell over every 27 seconds is friggin annoying as hell. I have the 2nd amendment right to walk down the road shooting my assortment of guns at whoever the fuck i want to. Dont run me over. Thats uncalled for and by dalmit unconstitutional.
It makes me take an occasional minigun rampage flip out on all ass hats in vehicles. Bastards gotta learn.
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Son of a bitch. Seems like real life. Need money to make money. My ass be broke in both worlds. I have the ceo office but no garage to go with it.
Maybe one day a poor mans hooker glitch will come back. Im tired of being a thousandaire!
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Theres my little buddy.
Man that room was great. Need to find em like that more often.
I dont have the warehouse yet. I havent even seen how that stuff plays. Im down to 700,000 so no more purchases for me.
Dalm i really want that jet-ski 4wheeler too.
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I kinda wish yall were there. Kinda glad ya wasnt.
If i knew how to put a pic of the final score on here i would. I sent it to burke though.
Man i cant get in anything but big rooms tonight.
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You dalm right.
The mayor gonna send the judge, jury, and executioner after all non dvdr loving asses. That way all i gotta do is drink beer and spit beech nut in their eye.
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I was in a great room earlier. Only 3 others in it for a long time. I got another shitty cargobob car delivery. This one didnt go so well. It was way off the shore this time. I landed on the ship and got shot to shit, died and guess my cargobob went boom cause i failed the delivery. First fail.
I'll back up. When i left the ceo building an ass hat tried to shoot me with a homing rocket. He missed and i let it go.
After i died and blew up my special car i found the bastard. He was in the ahhh shit i knew the name but forgot. Where you get the cargobob. HUMANE LABS i knew i knew it dalmit.
Anyhoo dude was in a car. Pause menu. Ate the heavy sniper a couple times. He was registered as a ceo so he couldnt go passive. He was in a pause menu trying to leave or unregister for a loooong time. I was on the hill sniping his ass. Shooting after shooting dude finally started running. Taking cover. Nothing worked, for him. He finally started shooting back and using the ol' mary lou! That didnt work either. I was having a shit ton of fun but heard the boss lady come home. I finally quit beating the chained up pole cat. Yes he stunk. Final score 61 to 0!
Ass hat may never get out his homing rocket again!
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Grand Theft Auto V Talk.
in COMPUTERS & GAMES & TECH
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It aint dead, just merely asleep.
Hording up money and waiting to bite again.
Moving through the darkness or under the cover of shadows.
Starving but waiting to strike.
Stalking but yet, still waiting.
Then in walks a lone little dot (son of a bitch i forgot his name). Wondering aimlessly. The silence is broken by the howl of a deranged monkey. Slighty, perhaps m@D. By God they aint no more hiding in the shadows. They aint no more sleepin. Bullets, fire, snot, and spit flying everywhere.
Yet one dot stands for 2 or 3 seconds at a time against 4 assholes with a complete arsenal and the tactics of a two year old with a shit diaper. We dont want it, it stinks, and by dalmit make it go away.
As the morning sun dalm near started its ascent over the mountains of north east tennessee a connection was lost due to an unknow network issue.
The little dot was starting the see the light. Did he wait out the other 3 deranged ass holes, or did he finally call an end to this hellish nightmare of a world he walked in to......???? To be continued.......(by one of the other 3 i went to bed a little before 6)