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The following is brought to you as a public service announcement on behalf of Silver Shamrock Inc. and the Undead Coalition of Ghoulish Endeavors and Opportunities (UCGEO) You don't really know much about Halloween... you thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in... to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children. Sacrifices. It was part of our world... our craft. To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now... it's time again. In the end... we don't decide these things, you know... the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And... happy Halloween. It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time. We have less than a month to get our flabby overly corporeal asses into shape. I'd start by drinking ectoplasm and freebasing Stranger Things and then move on to harder stuff. Here is my tentative watchlist. Feel free to add yours: Goodnight Mommy It Follows Berberian Sound Studio We Are What We Are Kill List The Orphanage Trouble Every Day Cold Fish The Innkeepers I Saw the Devil The Skin I Live In The Final Girls When Animals Dream We Are Still Here What We Do In the Shadows Troll Hunter Hellraiser Creep Would You Rather Dead Silence Dawn/Day of the Dead CHUD All the Boys Love Mandy Lane Rosemary's Baby