Spotted at Big Lots. Note this is not just bullshitty punk-ass grandma-Hobby-Lobby "Harvest Time" bullshit. THIS IS THE REAL STUFF@!!!!
Overheard while browsing:
[Big Lots guy to another Big Lots guy]:
Hey, Gary! Gary! Can I blow up a dragon?
How big are they?
10 feet.
No.
Come on! I can make it fit!
No.
[whispered to self] Fuckin' Gary.
Make peace with your demons because THEY ARE COMING HOME SOON!!!!!!
I'm ready. I just got this at an antique store:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE PRE-SEASON OF THE WITCH IS ON!!!
ARE YOU PREPARED!!!!!