I got an old man robe that I will use as soon as El Nino makes it under 80 degrees,
I got a Dallas Cowboy shirt that was awesome! THE DALLAS COWBOYS!
I got two nutcrackers, one on a hobby horse and one with a secret area where I can hide my cocaine.
I got a million dollar set of razors so I can finally shave the sides of my head and stop looking like a Civil War re-enactor.
I got a sweater to make me look all hip and shit.
My kids got a PS4, Madden 15 and 16, Fallout 4, MEtalgEarsOlid 5, and WWE something so I will never actually be able to watch my TV ever again.
So whadyaget?