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  1. Metta World Peace, Melo, and JR Smith all on the same squad? The basketballs Gods know how to keep me entertain.  The Knicks vs. Nets games should be wild next season.  Thank you.

     

    What gets me is that of the three, Metta is probably the sanest.  Think about that.

  2. Boo these nuts.  We're all a bunch of nerds, geeks and misfits, but ADAM SANDLER MOVIES are where you draw the line??? Fuck outta here....

     

    I haven't heard THESE NUTS being used in ages. (draw your own conclusions about what that means)  Now I'm laughing too hard at work.  :lol:

  3. I saw Derrick Rose has finally said he is 100%, that he will definitely play in the preseason opener, and should (!!!) play in the season opener. He has to be trolling at this point, right? 

     

    Also, I fully realize that by making fun of this, I am tempting the basketball gods by throwing stones in the glass house I have built out of Kyrie Irving's brittle, brittle body. 

     

    SHOULD PLAY?

     

    Jae, consider aligning yourself with another star.  You're too good for this.  Rose may be the player you need, but not the one you deserve.

  4. Lest some of you try to come for his crown and use it in your signature, kindly f*ck off.  Dolfan is still the TWO TIME, TWO TIME DVDVR CUDDLIEST MEMBER CHAMPION, as deemed by yours truly, who has the one and only vote.

     

    Dolfan, please accept your title and continue your reign with pride.

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  5. If you could live Bruce Wayne's life, or Tony Stark's life, which would you choose? Stark, right? That's why Iron Man films are better than Batman films.

     

    It probably has more to do with the whole parents murdered in front of him as a child aspect of the story.  Not sure how that automatically makes for IM being better, though.

  6. DOUBLE THE BAKER, HOLD THE PLOT

     

    MOVIE: Speedtrap

    YEAR: 1977

    DIRECTOR: Earl Bellamy

     

    Part 2 of my Joe Don Baker double feature. Thankfully, I fared better with this pick.

     

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    After a string of high-end cars are stolen with no clues, police and insurance company alike have no choice but to bring in private investigator Pete Novick (Baker, looking like a hound dog crossed with a frog). The police chief doesn't like Novick and rather not deal with him, but needs to do so as to get everyone off his back. We soon learn that one of the cops, Nifty Nolan (Tyne Daly at her perkiest), is an ex-girlfriend of Novick's and is willing to help him with the case as the slick thief, only known as the Roadrunner, has eluded everyone with tricks and highly skilled driving.

     

    The Arizona streets get even hotter as a Rolls Royce with $1 million of heroin in its trunk is stolen from the drugpin Spillano (Robert Loggia, who must have been strapped for cash). With his Hawaiian shirt wearing heavy Loomis in tow, it's a multi-car Wile E. Coyote gunning for the Roadrunner. Even a psychic (Lana Wood, Natalie's sister) is brought in to help, to no avail.

     

    This movie is like Cover Girl cosmetics: easy and breezy. Deep characterization and intricate plots are nowhere to be found, but things move along at a decent clip, as we see the Roadrunner use a device that blocks and scrambles police radar. Novick soon joins the chase in his hot red and white Charger. I actually like this Charger better than Starsky and Hutch's ride.

     

    The chase scenes are pretty good, as are the crashes. Some of the wrecks come courtesy of a bubble-headed student driver (B-movie regular Roberta Collins). She goes over cars like a monster truck, taking out anything in her path. Over a dozen police cruisers bite the dust while the Roadrunner continues to get away. The soundtrack helps to keep the action zipping along.

     

    Things go into the absurd as the Roadrunner, in an attempt to shake the police, drives onto a dirt race track while pushing a swank Mercedes. Novick is in pursuit in a Corvette as the race announcer begins calling the cat-and-mouse chase like it's the Daytona 500.

     

    Eventually, we get to the inevitable capture of the Roadrunner, which won't be a surprise in the least.

     

    While nothing great, Speedtrap has just enough going for it to be OK. The chase scenes are good with some nifty camera work to show off the cars. The acting is inoffensive and the music is solid. You've got drug dealers, crooked cops, and kids jumping off levees to avoid getting run over by car thieves. Baker isn't totally phoning it in on this one. All in all, this wouldn't too bad to have in the background during a lazy Saturday afternoon. In several parts on Youtube, should you be interested.

  7. Is he implying some sort of sabotage?

     

    It almost sounds like Gay is saying he was set up.  Problem is, if that's true, he couldn't be set up if he hadn't went looking for an artificial edge.

  8. He had been battling drug problems for years, just got out of rehab in April.  Sad.

     

    Stories like this makes me appreciate Robert Downey Jr even more, that he was able to come out on the other side.

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  9. If anything, this case just goes to show how little we as a society value each other's lives.  Zimmerman thought so little of Trayvon that he pumped a bullet in the guy's chest.  The media used Trayvon as a rallying point/martyr/damning proof of once again how the 'thug life' claims 'those kids.'  We don't stop to think of the other kids who get killed on filmsy pretense.  And we'll move on from this in a few days.  Bottom line, folks--we have no fucks to give beyond ourselves and those close to us.  And if anyone is surprised by that, then you haven't been paying attention to the world around you.

     

    I'm not saying that humanity is hopeless and doomed.  I don't think that.  I see plenty of good things to suggest otherwise.  But we need to recognize the monster that lives in each of us and try to kill the rank bastards.

  10. Simmons' article was hilarity personified, but 100% accurate.  Just sell Kobe on the idea of breaking Kareem's all-time scoring record and the Lakers may pull off their RIGGIN' FOR WIGGINS scenario.

     

    Of course, the ultimate joker in the deck is Jimmy Buss.  If it were Jeannie running things, I could see this happening.  But who knows with Jimmy.

  11. I think the feelings being expressed have been reasonable.  I'll be honest, I'm dissappointed in my "I knew this would happen" response.  It doesn't feel good to be like this, but it what it is.  Others are sad, angry, confused--all fair ways to feel.  I don't think any of us have it in us to fight amongst ourselves over it.  We're just processing things as best as we can.

  12. The people who are incurring my wrath right now are the supposedly sympathic idiots who are all "Sorry for the Martin family, but this is the right verdict, I hope they can move on with their lives."  Look, if you think the prosecution goofed or you're crazy enough to think George Zimmerman is some sort of hero, whatever.  But what gives you the fucking right to tell someone WHO LOST THEIR SON TO GUN VIOLENCE to move on?  Fuck that mentality.  Bet they wouldn't say that if it was their child.

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  13. To me, the biggest problem with Twitter/Facebook is that it never feels like a discussion. It's talking AT people in slogans, and because your tweeting it out the vastly populated landscape of the internet you get the false satisfaction that you achieved something. Twitter Rage dies quickly. I remember how hot people were about Affordable Healthcare...for like 36 hrs. This Trayvon deal, which COINCIDENTALLY happened the weekend Fruitvale Station came out, will last for a while until people move on to the next deal.Twitter as a way of sharing information is GREAT. As a medium for change... Not so much. I listened to a congresswoman on C-Span a week or two ago and she said no one in DC hears about this stuff - Twitter Campaigns or E-Petitions. You gotta know your demos. She said they respond to face to face and phone calls. Social Media isn't going to work that way. People have to be more active and discuss real solutions by identifying real motives. It's to easy to call label people as gun nut or racists. We gotta look at how our country has created a system that forces us to bicker with each other over class, gender, race, sexual orientation and religion, while the elites all get rich and fat.

     

    Now it's my turn to be scared, because I agree with a lot with what you just said.

     

    Our society is a microwave on PEDs right now.  In theory, Twitter should work for our milisecond attention spans.  Thing is, though, is that we have so much thrown at us from every direction.  And everyond is so damn loud about it.  Our wells of information are 1000 miles wide and one inch deep.  We know a lot, but not much about anything.  It's all talking points, the broadest outline possible.  It's sad yet fascinating at the same time.

  14. The line of thinking about income may have more to do with the gun happy crowd who are looking to crown Zimmerman as their new poster boy.  Donations from that crowd wouldn't be hard to detect.  Not to mention they may need his personal information for that--something a reasonably computer savvy person can intercept and use to track him down and murk him.

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