Trocar Slush Weasel
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I thought I was going to miss my little fairy but heel Bliss is 10 times more awesome than face Bliss. Loved her promo and whole attitude change,
I'd like to see her do a gimmick where instead of blowing her sparkles into the lights like in her face entrance, she just comes into the ring and blows them in her opponent's face and uses the distraction to pin them.
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I've noticed that B&M's intro/music has slowly gotten less obnoxious the last few weeks. Although, I'm wondering if that's a good thing. Now, if they can just do the opposite to Joe's. I'm just assuming that Joe came in so quick that they didn't have time to make him some new music so just gave him some leftover crap.
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"Let's get physical, physical." (for the old fogies)
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Sasha was channeling some elite-level Mayumi Ozaki heel techniques there.
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That Lynch/Banks match was easily the best women's match I've seen outside of Japan, ever. Hell, that was probably the best match I've seen this year. (Outside of Nakamura/Ibushi and Tanahashi/Okada from the New Japan Tokyo Dome show)
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If this WWE vs NXT feud that Cena is running leads to the Doctor of Huganomics going over the Doctor of Thuganomics, then I'm all-in.
Why would Bayley be wrestling Cena?
B: "Um, Mr John Cena, can I ask you a favor?"
C "Sure, you want some wrestling tips?"
B: "Um, no....but that would be awesome!"
C: "You want some rapping tips"
B: "No, I'm not very good at rapping"
C: "Well, what can I do for you"
Bayley reaches for the hug and Cena gives her a hug. But then she hugs him so hard, he passes out and Bayley runs off with the US title so she can give it to The Great Khali.
Unfortunately, what we would probably get is Nikki Bella wandering in and giving a "THAT'S MY MAN!" and we have a program of Nikki crushing Bayley.
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If this WWE vs NXT feud that Cena is running leads to the Doctor of Huganomics going over the Doctor of Thuganomics, then I'm all-in.
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I sure does miss that crazy Japanese bastard. Him and Regal was the greatest odd couple team ever
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Aww... the WWE probably wishes that angle showing Orton saying "I'm ready"
I had been trying to decide if he said "I'm going" or "Oh boy".
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So, it appears, that Rusev was saying "I Quit" in Bulgarian. Not sure if that will be what the WWE says. But that sounds even worse than Lana giving up for him when he is not quitting.
Ok, so now I'm wondering. Eden was very specific before the match, "The only way to win is by making your OPPONENT LITERALLY SAY THE WORDS, "I QUIT". Rusev didn't literally say I Quit. Will they play this up at all? Ok, sure they will. Does that mean we get more Cena/Rusev at the next three PPVs?
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So, it appears, that Rusev was saying "I Quit" in Bulgarian. Not sure if that will be what the WWE says. But that sounds even worse than Lana giving up for him when he is not quitting.
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This would be where finding Rusev a tag partner would probably make a lot of sense, but I can't think of anyone on the WWE/NXT roster who's a fit.
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The switchout finish to the tag match could be interpreted badly though,
That's what everyone is saying but you have to see what Xavier did. He took off his jacket, ran in for the pin and then next time the camera was on him, he had his jacket back on. Would this even be a thing if the Ascension did the same thing? (Granted that's not a good comparison, but whatever) That sort of tag finish has been done for years.
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How did you wander into a belly dancing show?
Walked into a bar and saw a chick walking around in an outfit just like the one in the picture above. She was carrying a couple of "swords" as well. At some point, the music kicks up and she and another lady do a belly dancing show.
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1. Why Bill DeMott hasn't been flushed down the toilet of the planet Earth is great luck to him; you can just tell from his interactions with people. His "tough love" bullshit with Rose was transparent to anyone that wasn't Rose, who was basically a desperate man grasping at straws for any kind of applause and Bill clearly had taken a shine to.
After spending 2 years homeless in South Africa, he probably thought DeMott was wonderful. In his defense, on the list of countries I would least like to be homeless in, South Africa is near the top of the list.
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MAY 2015 ANIMATED GIF THREAD
in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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He's in the wrong sport: