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Last year was the point that I was convinced Sami had a chance without the Generico gimmick, which is a pretty amazing achievement.
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hahahahaha that still of yone
same
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The Rhodes Boys Vs. Reigns & Rollins was my match of the year last year, so, uh, Cody.
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Dolph may have had a bad year, BUT, Kota is yet to prove to me that he's actually a real person, much less make me think a wrestling match is real for the duration of it.
also I've seen him put knees up for elbow drops, frankensteiner people by the hair, do repeated snap german suplexes with a "weakened" "leg", and he keeps doing last rides like it doesn't make wrestling look less real than reality tv. He's been one of my least favorite wrestlers for years and years, and his now contractually ensured presence in New Japan bums me the hell out.
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Roman is pretty clearly going to be in the future in WWE, which is great, because La Sombra is tops right dang now.
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Terrible's eternal feud with Rush is everything good about professional wrestling. At the same time I think the more notable stuff he's done this year has centered around his tag team with Tama Tonga, so here's both of those things happening at the same time.
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You lose NOTHING when someone says "no thanks."
Fuck. Aren't you older than I am?
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New trailer says Ultra Street Fighter IV lets you pick versions of characters from different iterations of SF4. So basically everyone that was horrifically unbalanced is back in play because fuck you.
like, the trailer even stresses AE Yun Vs. Vanilla Sagat like that needed to be an option at all, you sick fucks
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Between the stuff with Swagger, the stuff with Ziggler, and me just generally liking to watch Del Rio wrestle as a heel, I don't mind looking like a crazy person and voting against Wagner.
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jimmy uso asked road dogg on live television what it was we were supposed to know
vote uso.
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Devitt is maybe the worst heel I've ever seen. This is also considering that while Japanese juniorweight wrestling has a proud history of The Worst Heels I've Ever Seen (Kotaro Suzuki springs to mind) that even in the face of such consistantly terrible fucking heels, Devitt might still be the worst.
On the flipside, I haven't watched a full episode of Impact since the first monday night show, and Aries sings in a buttrock band now. So I guess I have to vote for Devitt.
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THERE'S A MONTH LEFT UNTIL BALLOTS ARE DUE. DETAILS HERE.
wait how long is left?
A MONTH.
o ok and what's there a month left until?
UNTIL BALLOTS ARE DUE.
alright cool and where are the details?
okay thanks.
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Since those Batmen games are basically metroid games, can we make the portmanteau Metroidvaniarkham and just piss on English as best as we can?
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this thread makes me want to die
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go aztecs
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It's a good thing that a vote for the Gringos is a vote against the nonsense of a team being better than the Dynamic Duo.
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WEEK TO POST THIS. Young Fathers should be the biggest band in the world.
[chorus] Come here and do the right thing
Get up and have a party
Get up
Get up
Come here and do the right thing
Get up and have a party
Get up
Get upGot no past no future
Fumbling through the ether
Take a ride in Aquila
Cost you 30 liras
Pushy dealer hits the meter
A shrewd operator
In the shadow of a beacon
Have a dirty weekend
Interesting proposition
Insinuate then listen
Listen listen
What a way to make a living
S-s-scissor to the ribbon
Throw my hands like a reverend
Triple sixes double sevens
When I get down to this
I'm the catalyst
For a revolution
For a revolution
For a revolution-tion-tion-tion[chorus]
Beautiful corpse
Beautiful
How you lie so still
Another life fulfilled
Oh beautiful corpse
Beautiful
How you lie so still
Another life fulfilledFifteen hundred red cases
A multitude of faces
The body in the basement
Double on the bunk bed
You better watch the babies
Careful with your manners
Only drinking water on the Co-co-co-cabaña
Well built family
Subject to the battery the battery
Mental men are manic in their manacles
I meant to make a metaphor for radicals
Taking off my clothes at the lido
All I got is my decadent credoI don't think that I could watch you posing dead
(I don't think that I could watch you posing dead)Get up
Get up
Get up
Get up
Come here and do the right thing
Get up and have a party
Get up
Get upAbandoned by a suffragette
Given to a gang of gits
Sold to a pack of losers downtown Apalucia
I heard you got guns
Well I got fun
I got something sweet
What you call sin so
You lose
I win
I saw some bunch of cowboys today
I wooped-di-wood and they turned and rode awayGet up
Get up
Get up
Get up
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Maybe I'm a jackass (it's entered my mind before), but I believe that you earn every missed opportunity that happens from buying electronics at launch. The premium you pay for is "me first," which is worth something in middle/high school.
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If you like musicians that play like they're actively trying to defeat their instruments (Colin Stetson, Tommy Emmanuel, Okkyung Lee) then meet Lubomyr Melnyk.
Here's half a song from his new album, Windmills. This one is written for two pianos.
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Pre-ordered it on PC this weekend. I appreciate how there's no, like, Digital Collectors Editions or anything like that. The thing I get for pre-ordering it is being able to just download it instead of argue with the store on a day of the week that's usually super busy for me. For no extra charge, even!
I'm excited to be the worst titan pilot on earth. Although apparently a later perk lets your auto-deployed titan use its special weapons when appropriate, so maybe at that point I'll just use it as a roaming sentry thing. We'll see. Right now I'm still committed to shotgunning fools.
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A review of Dark Souls II has appeared in a European magazine. The larger point is that it details how co-op multiplayer works. Seeing the Souls games are about discovery, I'm gonna spoiler tag this one. The non-spoiler version is "it's exactly as convoluted as you think it would be."
There is a specific ring where you care the name of one of ten gods into it. Anyone who has carved the name of the same god into their ring is given a higher priority when they place their summoning signs. So, to play with a friend, agree on the god name to use. and find a corner to put down your summoning sign.
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Fuck me, because I asked and got an answer.
I WILL LOVE AGAIN, THIS IS MY PUNK ROCK.
EDIT: okay you know what just fuck everything about this week
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Titanfall is 6v6 for design, not for "limitations."
The maps would not be able to hold more than 12 titans without severely impacting how fun it would be to use them. Even in one of the beta maps, all twelve titans being deployed caused a lot of traffic issues, as they would crowd the hotspots and make it hard for people to maneuver smoothly and effectively.
The general scale of the maps is that when on foot you're dealing with three-to-four levels with variance between indoor and outdoor areas. Once you're in the titan, the maps is limited to one or two of those areas, outdoors. That way the human players can maneuver around them to high ground or recessed low ground and compete with them without risking a face to face confrontation that they would lose basically immediately.
If you're worried about not having enough dudes to shoot, the map gets populated with minor AIs that engage in little dynamic sequences (think the staircase melee fight from the Call of Duty 4 campaign) that you can influence. Killing these minor AIs shorten the amount of time remaining until you can call your titan.
Just... go watch the game get played if you think that 16 vs. 16 or 32 vs 32 is practical in that game.
ALSO: Kind of insane that a game cant self-impose limits to make it feel different than other games! Kind of insane that that's considered a strike against it!
BACK TO TALKING ABOUT DESTINY NOW: it looks really cool, but I need at least five games I feel I NEED to play before I commit to the PS4, and I'm probably boxing up my 360 soon.
DVDVRMM: R1 Match 14 RYBACK vs. HARRY SMITH
in 2014 MARCH MADNESS (Archive)
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Fair enough. I just thought using "here's Davey trying to make a Bullet Club match any good" was totally unfair to the kind of output he usually has.
Also a chance to say that Shibata/Davey was my favorite match of the G1