melraz09

Ahahahahahahahah dalm that's funny. I don't usually put haha's or lol's but some shit ya just can't help. Thank ya mizz. Hope yer power gets back on mane.

But really jokes aside thank ya all for the birthday wishes yall are my brothers in arms and I appreciate it. As long as my hundreds of "friends" on Facebook who messages me once a year don't get the satisfaction of feelin like a good samaritan for takin 3 seconds out of their day to say happy birthday. Then I have to spend 3 hours replyin sayin thanks I appreciate it it was good. Hope your doin good too. Then I'm happy.

I forgot about the tour bus too. Robert woulda probably gotta tear from pride. Hell yeah we need to get us a big crew pic. Thad be great and thanks for the birthday wishes. Just backed up and read the last page. I dunno how it got out yeah I guess my second beer talked or was it BURKE.... gotta finish this inna minute gotta ask "somebody somethin" Yup that ass I just asked him on text cause I thought that Roberts post sounded like that sum bitch had somethin to do with it. We were talkin earlier and I deleted Facebook to avoid all the happy birthday bull shit. I use this more than Facebook anyhoo. But here's the good news Burkes birthday is exactly a week after mine may the 22. So be sure to flood his ass with warm kind heart felt wishes that the dvdr so lovingly knows how to do.

I agree jt, with all of that mane.

Ah dalm I'm outta likes already. I appreciate youinz playin my d.m. As bad as I've cussed pistols only I go and purdy much make one. But I like me westerns. Had a shit ton of fun last night and into the wee hours of the mornin. I'm still laughin at all of us doin the jazz hands that's was friggin great...it is my new favorite although bugger pickin is purdy good too. Once me and j.t. finally finish that mission (I kept gettin killed I think I had 3 beer yesterday cause I'm still a lil goofy headed) we get into free mode. Some white dot bastard inna car was where I spawned he threw a grenade at me but before it could go off he ate a rocket he spawns he dies again. J.t. enters the session and I thought he was goin to bed so I go to single player. He keeps talkin so the nate D.o.double G. Comes back in and j.t. takes the role of Warren G and we did just that became the regulators on the clear black night. Then stout comes rollin in and we keep on regulatin like the mean street posse that we are. Jt crashes then like stout said I blow 4.5m on garage and cars now I'm just a broke lil bitch anybody up for rooftop and coveted?

Shit rippa I bet it's good dude I Wanna play it man. I'll be on hopefully around 9. I've made a couple death matches I KNOW one of em sucks arse but im actually wantin to try the other one when we have a full slobber knocker room of people.

I'd love to have ya both on xbox man. When gta drops in price I'm wantin to get it for ps3. Gotta different user name though but if I get it I'll definitely letcha know and we'll be the tri-fecta whoop ass rolling death of destruction my brother. Ain't no sum bitch walkin the streets of Los Santos that can take on 1 of the D.V.D.R you get 3 together and it's a mass fuckin genocide

Hell yeah cristobal come on over brother I wanna get gtav for the ps3 and start from scratch just to play with you guys too.

Hell I'm already seein double I may be busy round the house on vacation but I'm still drinkin my "2 beer" a day. Started on my first one about 10 this am. But it'll be alright cause I've got two guns one for each of em.

Melraz says that tonight's gonna be the night....that's right tonight's gonna be the night to lay the smack down on all the candy ass white dots that's roamin round our city. This is the 1 night of my 12 day vacation that the mayor is gonna be whippin ass not takin names and whippin ass that's right WHIPPIN ASS all over Los Santos, turnin into a red dot and darin every other sum bitch to come n get some. So gather up your guns boys and meet this bad assed bastard in the streets to form the best dalm group of mercenaries this town has ever seen. WE ARE THE D.V.D.R. AND WE ARE THAT DALM GOOD and for all the non believers out there we got two words for ya. P.S. All of this is determined by if I don't pass out by 8pm.

Anybody know what time that update...dlc...whatever in the hell it is will be released.

Uh NO!!!!!

Yeah Roberts an ass see I'll cuss crew

Chris it's alright if you cuss crew. I do all the time. We are all family man. Brothers fight each other but the brotherhood truly comes together while in free mode. I'll shoot a brother inna death match but if a brother gets shot in free mode the shooter is gonna get his ass kicked all over the map. If I get cussed I honestly take it as a compliment from you guys. Cause we are the best dalm crew in GTA. If I can kill and be cussed by one of yall it's a dalm honor. Edit. I don't like to get cussed in races. I try not to putta dick in the jaw of crew while racin. If I'm racin no crew it's another story though some sum bitch is gettin turned sideways and put into a wall or on his hood.

I might getta play one of these dalm days again. Work is kickin me arse. Gotta get up at 4:30 in the am to do it again. The good news is it'll be my last day for 11 days.....bad news shit ton o' work to do round the house. Stout, Burke youinz ain't to far I'll have beer and food available cause hell let's face it....I'll probably end up drunk and eatin all week while playing GTA not gettin a dalm thing done other than getting d.e.vorced

He looked down into her brown eyes and said say a prayer for me she threw her arms around him whispered God will keep us free. DALM MUTED HEADSET.

I wish you had borderlands 2 for ps3 jt. Or wish I had it for X box. It's been a long time since I've played it.

Made a shitty death match called Down to the ol' Pub. I got to thinkin I haven't killed anybody with a molotov cocktail so that's the only weapon. If you've played free mode with me you know I love surfing ambulances so they are in there too. So surf an ambulance and sling a fire bottle full of alcohol. Dalm now that I think of it that's a bad waste of good liquor.

The whole dalm map is our hangout. From airport to airport....from sea to shinning sea. If someone ain't got permission to enter our city we just beat them mercifully until they get the hell out. And that's the bottom line cause the DVDR said so. If somebody don't believe it let em come cause we are the D.V.D.R. and we are THAT DALM GOOD!!!!

Got on for a few today just to get my lspd assault mg. Then I tried to make a shitty death match but it kept sayin the servers are down the servers are down. Then it said save successful. Went to load it and it wasn't there so farq it in the arse.

Hey it let me like a few more posts but I'm done out again dalmit

Awesome. I ain't ever blown up a personal bicycle. I have a new objective in life.

Ah dalm it says I can't like anymore posts today. But I do like more posts today I just can't show it so by dalmit I'll just say it. I LIKE MORE POSTS TODAY.

He was in the upper 80's I as thinkin. I didn't talk to him just texts. Yeah I'd say he was just a lil lost pup lookin for a home. But I left his ass out in the streets. I mayhap throw em a bone if I see em again. But it'll have a sticky bomb inside of it.

I wasn't gonna shoot first but one of them sum bitches looked at me. And he had a gun out.