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Yeah sorry I bailed Robert I had to getta few hours of sleep. I didn't even noticed you were kicked until i came inside from waterin the grass.

Pick onna kid that had no ammo except for his pistol is my interpretation.

Sonjova bitch I'm already outta likes.

Oh and JT out of all your lady friends do you think one of them would be my gta mommy. She could join the party and say it's time for bed lil nate you need your sleep. And I would say yes gta online mommy you are right. Then I would go to bed and get some sleep before work calls at 2:56am.

Oh CHEESESUS that's funny. Hummbaaascchheeww mmmmmbbaaakkoo cheemmeebbooo weee pistol.

I'm all out too mizz.

Well my ass just woke up so if work don't call I'll be on tonight. Somethin I happened to remember was roast, dan, and I whooped the shit outta lumberyard survival. I don't think anybody got but down till wave 10. That was the first time I'd cleared that one. Now just got one to go.

Had fun last night, specially seein all of us in freeemode, but shoulda went to bed. Been up since purdy much 5:30 yesterday mornin with the exception of an hour nap and got called to work while shootin dots. Oh well will hopefully sleep today.

That would be great but honestly I just had 2. I go back on call at 10:30 tonight Dalmit or I'd be sayin im to drunk for free mode let's do a mission.

I will actually make t.n.t. tonight I got kicked off that job that goes out of town wooo hooo. Sittin at the woodstone fixin to drink a beer and eat a sammich then head home hang with the mrs. for a bit then as she leaves for work tonight I'll be a hoppin on.

I will hopefully make Tuesday titans (suppose to be off Monday and Tuesday) but it could be like this week and not get an off day. Need the cash though so better not complain to much. Wish I could just sticky bomb an armored truck once a week or kill a hooker in a car to make money. Oh the joys of being an adult suck.

Ahhhh the good ol' days. I shoulda learned by now them dalm shortcuts actually ain't shortcuts but oh how I love drivin over the mountains.

Was gonna getta play today/tonight cause my off day was suppose to start at 10am but of course my arse got called to take a train outta town at 1:30 this am so now I'll be spendin my off day inna dalm motel again waitin to catch an empty train back home. May catch ya-n's next week on Tuesday.

Thats funnier'n shit we can do the generators too.

WOOO HOOO JT THAT'S AWESOME, WAY TO GO, YOU DA MANE, MANE, EXCELLENT, LOVE IT AND CONGRATULATIONS. (i am really jealous and secretly cussin)

Had fun representin last night with mis, robert, jt, and Burke. Learned a few things too. Los santos is startin to get some of the biggest horizontal slitted sum bitches in the world to live in their city. Every since I have renounced my mayorship they seem to have taken over. Glitch hiddin, tank riddin, passive goin pussies drive me farquin nuts. And the second thing I learned was rockstar has made the heavy sniper into a .22 lr. I mean dalm really 3 shots a lot of the time to kill a lil bastard. Like mis said if you were to get shot in the shoulder with one your legs may be left standin in the road without a torso (or somethin to that nature can't member word for word). But at any rate had alotta fun. Oh and me and Robert did the passive suicide back pack bomber onna tank. It was eepic. Edit: somethin I shoulda learned is to get my ass in the bed early when I know I'm gonna hafta get up early. Dalm phone rang at 4:30 to come to work. Ah hell 3 hours of sleep ain't a whole lot less than my average but idda sure like to of gotta couple more hours.

Ah shit that explains it then.

Dalm power was out all night. No damage at the house had a tornado on Mitchell road though. You turn off that road to get on my road. It's about 1/3 of a mile from my house. Had a buddy watch another one rip a roof of a neighbors house then flatten another one of his neighbors (that's about 5 miles from me). The wife's jeep got 12 or 14 hail dents while she was at work but it coulda been a lot worse. Just downloaded destiny...gonna take it for a test drive. Edit. Never mind I'm xbox stupid. I downloaded it but can't figure out where to go to play the dalm thing. Might hafta turn on ps3 and see if it's on there. Hell I dunno it may be xbox exclusive.

Hell yeah men that was fun shit last night. Except for 01014583401046548 and his crew. I believe I say I believe them boys were cheatin as bad as Tonya Harding with a baseball bat. But hell not gonna bitch bout that instead we will look at the brighter side of things. Like the 3 of us (Burke stout and myself) kickin the shit outta all sorts of multicolored dots. I will make it as short as possible and list my favorite thing we each did. Burke mentioned his. That lil bastard inna tank that tried like hell to run me over for a good 15 or 20 minutes off and on but never happened for him. But it did keep me from killin people so that was annoying. He takes off in the tank and I notice that Burke has gotten quite. HEY BURKE YOU PASS OUT. No he says I'm inna tank he chases that bastard for ever but blew his lil ass up but then like he said the schmuch left but it was worth it. Stout had a dude in his scope and put one right through the fellers privates he turned his pecker I say he turned his pecker right into a man-gina. The conversations that went with that were what made it so great. I had two guys running side by side I line up my cross hairs adjust for wind, speed, and distance pull the trigger and watch both them bastards fall with one shot. Hopefully getta get on for a bit tonight if a tornado don't fuck all my shit up.

Iffin ya die the only thing you'll lose is ammo in the gun your currently holdin. At least I think. I aint never paid enough attention to see how much (maybe what's left in the mag/maybe an entire mag I dunno) but you won't drop any guns unless you chose to drop em.

I run out all the time too mane.

Haven't posted anything about playin inna while. The last time I played I don't member enuff about it to post anything really. But I got to get on for about an hour tonight and get one of my favorite kills. Me and burke were chasin 2 dots one vehicle near the airport. Had no idea what they were in. Their dots looked as if they were fixin to be on the street we were on so I pull the e-brake and get out with ol' faithful. Sure enuff the dots round the corner on a motorcycle. Line up the cross hairs and peerrrqqqqquueee goes through the drivers head and right out the lil bastards ridin bitch on the back. One shot two kills on a movin motorcycle. Then we proceeded to kick the shit outta some feller named viper. Robert joins and the ass kickin continues. There were 4 or so dots that kept appearing and disappearing for a good 30 minutes. But yall ourghta've seen viper tryin to walk around with 3 boots up his ass it was quite comical. Now it's time to go to work and stay in a dalm motel on my friggin off day whoop da fuckity doo. War...hate...and anger my friends. See ya next time.

Missed a hellova night looks like.

This is my problem with rockstar k/d mine says 2. It's a 2.3 somethin if you do the math. But I've had 1 +1 beer which equals 2 that's the only math I can do at the moment.

Shew dalm I was still drunk at 1pm today. I usually do drive better drunk but I think I kept closin my eyes last night. And the French kiss my shotgun thing is from one of my favorite songs of all times. It's been a quote of mine for a long time. Thanks for hangin with me last night Roberto I had fun the best I can remember. I know my k/d ratio took a hit but hell it was worth it.