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I'll be honest. Whenever I see an old as fuck lady trying to slap a wrestler, I think "Damn, he is good at his job."
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So, this is how John Cena spent a day after Summerslam:
Umm.. Yeah. Heads up about the end of the clip..
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Holy Hell, it's been 8 years already?!
I remember seeing the news on WWE.com and I was utterly shocked. I remember the Raw tribute show. The guy that stood out the most with Chris Benoit. Say what you want now, but the pain he was feeling. Goddamn, I will never forget that face. Spoiler tags for those who don't want to cry:
Also, the WWE youtube channel as a bunch of full matches of Eddie. I watched the No Way Out match with Brock a few minutes ago. He shouted something after the first two failed lockups. In my head, he called Brock an asshole before Brock proceeded to kick the shit out him. That is how you start a little man vs big man match, damn it.
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pushing Big Show, a fat fuck who couldn't do a moonsault if his life depended on it, instead of phasing out the big men entirely and only pushing guys based on their workrate and ability to have 4 star matches on a nightly basis
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Yup. He is the right Shield member to push. He looks like the dude from The Mummy:
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I do miss when JR used to tell use Tensai's hat size. Tho, I don't think Tensai it built funny, just unusual. Like a muscular fat?
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Re: Ryback.. Ummm.. I guess I was the only one who remembered how carelessly he tossed Punk around weeks ago. There's no fucking way I would invest in a guy willing to do shit like that.
Besides, the guy is just your run of the mill freakshow: Shouldn't be allowed to cut promos, not a good bumper, and is building a rep for fucking up the one thing he is supposed to be (stupid strong). What does Ryback have that a Ceasaro doesn't?
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That screencap of Gene's face pretty makes that clip a Youtube treasure tbh
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What exactly about Ziggles makes him "the next Mr. Perfect"? The guy can't talk for shit; doesn't do anything eye catching on offense; and doesn't inspire people to be better workers.
Being willing and able to bounce the back of your head of the mat doesn't make a great wrestler. It makes a guy who can't do shit else.
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They must not want people to buy Survivor Series. /snarky
But really, who shells out cash to see anyone in a match announced already besides Cena?
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I wonder if Brie really hates AJ. She doesn't seem to mind nailing her with moves. That dropkick AJ got while skipping had to suck.
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Especially after that speech she gave Nikki about great it was to have a singles match a Summerslam. Too bad she can't promos like that on Raw.I know Nikki has come across as a terrible person on the show but at it's good tv. Natalie is as unwatchable as ever on the show.
Do people really think Nikki is more attractive? I hate to start that discussion but goddamn is Brie a sexy woman.
She's not even the hot one, goddamn them!Great first they keep making him look like a bitch to the top heels and now this crap. I'm so, so tired of Triple H keeping Daniel Bryan in a friggin corner.
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Watched Total Divas tonight. The best part was Eva Marie trying to get to the Bellas by rambling on about how she's gonna take their spots. The Bellas ignored her until Nikki said, "Is she still talking?" and Brie was all like "idk."
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Who know who else Cena said was a future world champ? Ted DiBiase Jr.
Just sayin'.
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Meltzer gave a decent rundown of all the corporate comings-and-goings.
It's mentioned Triple H is specifically finding people outside of wrestling, who don't know anything about the business, because he wants to be the one to teach them about wrestling. Doesn't sound like people are too keen on this. Also, Vince was mega-pissed at all the false advertising on the European tour, and Triple H's department were the ones responsible, hence why so many of them went. The shocking one was Triple H's right hand man, and the guy who arranged all his travel and whatnot.
A little revisionism never hurt anyone.
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Seems kinda lame to think Cena is El Diablo of the E when the last several months of all the shows have been Exhibits A - Z of what happens when HHH and the Mrs. are allowed to fantasy book themselves.
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Seriously. Throwing on the one yard line? Two point coversions aren't THAT hard to plan for.Lions just can't help themselves sometimes And neither can the Bears. What the fuck kind of call was that
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As a pharmacy tech..
Fuck old people. Really. It is incredible that so many of them want to be miserable fuck-offs just because they are like million years old and *hate* taking medications to ensure that they live to be two million years old. Of course it the pharmacy's fault that doctor's office doesn't want to deal with their old asses.
And fuck you to people living off the government dishonestly. Wah wah a $600 medication isn't covered and I have to yell at the fucking pharmacy staff because I won't pay $600 dollars for medication but I need my family needs their iPhones and expensive truck that only takes diesel and only gets 3 miles to the gallon.
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#BadNewsBarrett tried to start a riot in Dublin. Good thing he hasn't been on TV or he would've.
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So, we are comparing the biggest freak show that has been a mainstay on WWE TV for the last 15 years or so to a internet darling? That's just arguing for the stake of being pissy.
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Actually, I thought Incognito came across as the guy on the crime shows that smugly denies killing his wife and barely gets caught at the end. Maybe I've been watching too much Monk. Either way, it takes balls to do that kind of interview.
Tho the text messages at the end of the segment.. Yeah, Incognito is an asshole, but idk. Seemed like Martin forgave him. Maybe Martin told his parents and they told him to sue. The guy is what, 25 or 26?
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1. I think Brie does the knee thing her matches now.2. Da hale? WMD doesn't look like it will knock a fucker out? His fist is bigger than most heads.Re: Barrett, I could watch him murder people with the Bull Hammer Elbow all day. Especially when he pulls it out of nowhere or he sets it up by pulling them up by the face. Such an awesome finish. I love stuff like that, that doesn't look pretty, but just looks smashmouth. That elbow looks like you'd need dental surgery after. That and the Knee Trembler are two of my favorite finishes ever, both are way better than the WMD, which barely looks like a punch, let alone a knock out
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Going by Wade Barrett's promos and mere look, he looks like he could be a main eventer. But, to be honest, I've never seen any of his matches (after NXT). Has he had any memorable matches?
He is just a victim of overachieving when they did push him. He was just okay in the ring, but that didn't matter because the guy was money on the mic and in segments. Eventually he crashed and got buried (under a shit ton of chairs) and jobbed to fucking Zeke Jackson and that was it for him.
Most of his matches outside of his big main event push have been against "who fucking cares?" guys and Randy Orton. I think Wade tends to work well with everyone but Orton. They didn't have any chemistry. Orton couldn't sell for a shit. The crowd didn't care unless Orton was on the offense. When they finally figured out something between them, one or the either got injured. But that didn't matter because they had way too many matches against each other in which Orton won them all, so there was no reason to try to care.
Most of his matches with Sheamus are so fucking awesome. They had a tables match that wasn't just them teasing table spots. They build the story around Sheamus being a straight forward brawler while Wade knew the rules of the match. They had some great ones last year too.
Kofi and Santino usually ping around for him good.
I think Barrett really shows up for PPV's but that doesn't matter when you are booked against a bunch of "who fucking cares?" guys. Despite people shitting all over the finish, the Summerslam 2010 Nexus vs WWE match was awesome. Wade didn't do much outside of the finish, but the little things like using his size to calm his guys down after the big entrance or patting Skip Sheffield on the back were great touches. Then the Hell in a Cell PPV match with Cena was the only thing to speak of that show. It had a big time match feeling, something at the time that was really, really missing. The Summerslam 2011 match with DB was fantastic, tho heatless. The Elimination Chamber 2012 match was about him, Santino and the Big Show to me.
So, I am browsing WWEShop.com and it donned on me, "I didn't even realize Sheamus was gone." That's usually a bad sign for a main eventer, right?
Also, these exists.
How about the Ryback hats and stalkings? What douche would want any of those? I'm not even sure Ryback would want those.
More the reason to make him wear them on Raw tbh I haven't been impressed by Ryback at all, but damn it him in a Ryback Santa hat would change my mind instantly. Tho the gingerbread men ornaments are too damn cute. Might by the Cena one.
The "Simply Ravishing" t-shirt is fucking awesome. I might just order that because why not. For my second t-shirt... how about the K8LYN Militia? Maybe she'll finally notice me
I think all of the retro shirts are awesome sans the Legends one with the Brady Bunch set up. HBK not only seems out of place, they picked a recent picture while the others were in the 80's. Just seems odd.
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So, I am browsing WWEShop.com and it donned on me, "I didn't even realize Sheamus was gone." That's usually a bad sign for a main eventer, right?
Also, these exists.
NOV WRESTLING PHOTO THREAD
in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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That needs to be painted on a wall somewhere.