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  1. SIAP.

     

    There were rumors going around online that WWE had plans for Charlotte to win the WWE Divas Title from Nikki Bella when she came to the main roster but John Cena had those plans squashed.

    Dave Meltzer was asked about the rumors on the latest Wrestling Observer Radio and said he did not know if there was any truth to those rumors but did say Cena's relationship is part of the reason why Nikki is having such a lengthy title reign. He has heard no talk about the Charlotte rumor but added that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

    It was also stated that Cena has spoken up in the past when Nikki was set to lose the title but he doesn't know if Cena's done that in the last few weeks.

     

  2. WWE did a great job of making Undertaker out to be an old man pussy bitch who has to resort to diversions and cheap shot low blows to get over on someone.

     

    That was their intent, right?

     

    Right?

     

    I mean yeah...has to be.

     

    Right?

  3. OK...I get the whole HOLY HOT DAMN RKO OUT OF FREAKIN' NOWHERE bit but what exactly was Seth attempting to do there?

     

    It was like he said to himself, "Hey...RKOs out of nowhere are pretty damn cool...how about I just launch myself right into one on purpose."

     

     

     

     

    And I want to echo the remarks made earlier...that Acoolade by Summer was f'n badass. She was really pulling back on it like she wanted to pop Lana's pretty little head off so she and Rusev could use it to play soccer or some such thing.

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  4. So...we've gone from WWE naming diva stables after porno titles to naming them after electronics.

     

    Team PCB? Really? Team printed circuit board?

     

    I guess they really did get gun shy after the first two flubs.

     

     

     

     

    EDIT: And yes I know it stands for Paige, Charlotte and Bayley but it's still pretty bad.

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  5. World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that, despite having already expanded SummerSlam to four hours, the the event has now been allotted another extra hour to allow sufficient time for The Undertaker to walk to the ring.

     

    The change was made after WWE executives became aware that distance between the locker room and the ring at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center is 20 percent longer than at typical arenas.

     

    It was calculated that the Undertaker — who lumbers ominously to the ring at the pace of a tranquilized sea cucumber — will require at least 47 minutes to reach the ring, followed by another six minutes to magically turn on the arena lights and remove his hat.

     

    For several years in the early 2000s, WWE bosses forced The Undertaker to ride a motorcycle to the ring to avoid wasted time, but that changed when the so-called Phenom lost his license for riding without a helmet.

     

    Rather than remove any undercard matches from SummerSlam — all the matches, especially Ryback vs. The Miz vs. The Big Show, are considered essential viewing — WWE execs decreed that SummerSlam will be the longest event in WWE history (even though a typical 30-minute episode of Total Divas feels longer).

     

    According to backstage sources, the executives are considering adding a sixth hour to accommodate the requisite number of times commentator Michael Cole must plug the WWE App.

     

     

    :lol:

  6. WE ARE THE NEEEEEEWWWW DAY!  Straight genius.  And raunchy, too--Uncle Luke will be proud. It keeps things fresh with the slogans and gets New Day over even more.  I hated the idea of this team at first, but the guys have really worked on developing the characters beyond what Creative came up with.  Major kudos to them.

     

    It was actually "heeeeeeeeey...we want some neeew daaay!"

     

    Another chant they're trying to get over with the fans.

  7. We noted earlier via The Wrestling Observer Newsletter that WWE will likely have to change the "Submission Sorority" name for Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch as an adult website uses a similar name.

    The name is used by BangBros for a series they have called HazeHer. BangBros traffic analyst Delilah McGinnis told TMZ that their web traffic shot up 56% overnight when WWE announced the name, and they saw a 35% rise in website subscriptions.

    TMZ notes that the adult film company is planning on sending a "thank you" gift basket to Vince McMahon.

     

     

    LMAO!

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  8. Since no one has mentioned (I don't think) what was with that Marty the Moth bit at the end? Not a big fan of Sexy but that whole bit of her being in kind of a cocoon and Marty talking about her meeting his sister. Talk about creepy.

     

    Can't believe how everyone has glossed over the most underrated thing in all of LU season one...Marty the f'n Moth.

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  9. As noted, WWE has given Paige, Becky Lynch and Charlotte the "Submission Sorority" name for their stable. WWE did not do proper research and quickly found out that this is the same name of an adult website.

    There's talk of changing the group name to The Submission Sisters. The idea of calling them the Horsewomen was also thrown around but that could be seen as stepping on Ronda Rousey's toes.

     

     

    So a barely legal BDSM porn title to an incest BDSM porn title.

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  10. If you're curious like me, Google "Submission Sorority." Yeah, they're going to have to change that name.  The short version of "The SS" doesn't work, either.

     

    It also didn't help that Maggle kept calling it Submissive Sorority.

     

    First thing that pops into my head on both counts is barely legal porno movie titles.

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  11. In a moment that is impossibly relevant to my interests, WWE Hall of Famer Kevin Nash interfered in the Miami Marlins’ mascot race on “Legends of Wrestling” night, delivering a big boot to Julio the Octopus. Julio then goes into business for himself by no-selling the boot, although he still finishes last. I never thought I’d type this sentence, but I very much enjoyed watching an anthropomorphic sea creature bury Kevin Nash’s offense during a baseball game.

    Followup questions include:

    1. Are the interns that get crammed into those suits not allowed to get them dirty? Is that why he didn’t bump?

    2. By no-selling the boot, has Julio earned himself an nWo beatdown and spray painting?

    3. What did Julio do to earn the big boot? Are Bob the Shark, Angel the Stone Crab and Spike the Sea Dragon aligned with Nash? If so, when did this happen?

    4. Does Kevin Nash realize that he’s a less effective WWE saboteur of baseball game mascot races than the Easter Bunny?

    5. How many quads does an octopus have, and if so, how many were torn here?

    We wish Julio the Octopus the best of luck in his future endeavors.

     

     

     

    http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/08/kevin-nash-mascot-video/

  12. Are you ready for....................BEEF MODE!?

     

     

     

    It looks like we may be getting a new WWE tag team in Adam Rose and Brad Maddox. They teamed up as "Beef Mode" at last night's WWE live event in Hidalgo, Texas and lost to the team of Damien Sandow and Curtis Axel.

    Maddox and Rose wore matching gear and cut a promo on how they were in better shape than the fans. Rose also referred to he and Maddox as "BFFs" and then they hugged. They were also doing push-ups and jogging around in the ring. One fan in attendance referred to them as WWE's new "ambiguously gay duo" and said they were doing a "genetic heel fitness freak" gimmick.

    Below is a photo from one of WWE's official Twitter accounts:

     

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