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I got to watch both of those through my sniper scope. Had to be the kills of the night all around. I'd been trying to get that red Zentorno forever, so I was quite happy to see it go. And that RPG shot was a thousand to one shot.
My own personal highlight came in the confusion after you took em all out. There was a maroon Escalade, or whatever it's called in the game, stopped in the middle of the highway. It was far enough away that I couldn't see people, but I could see when they got in the car. I just kept my sniper sights trained on the driver side window. 3 different guys got in that car in quick succession. I sniped all 3 before they finally wised up and found a different means of escape.
I'm still waiting on that elusive sniper kill. Melraz gets them all the time. I'm terrible at spotting people when I'm sniping though. And then even when I see them, I kind of panic if they're looking at me when I'm lining up the shot and push the right stick all over the damn place.
The Great Train Ambush will live on in the tales of DVDR douchebaggery. Rockets and bullets just rained down like mad and Burke's quality demolition skills was the cherry on top. Hiding his booby trapped car in the hightway pile-up and then detonating it when those assholes crashed into it was fucking great.
I personally was happy that we got to get some payback on the two jet pilot assholes. COWARDS~!
I'd love to have membership to the crew boards of whatever sets those people belonged to.
OMG, THESE DVDR FUCKS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL~!
Rippa slipped into the GTA chat channel and figured out that nearly everyone else in the room was in cahoots with one another. Too bad that we were close to half of the server population.
"Skittles"' gamer tag is SkItTIEs6903 and I think the player is a female although age is undetermined. I got a Friend Request from her sometime today and I accepted. Now begins the conversion / corruption / recruitment process. We will make her one of us..
I probably peaked with that shot. I know gamers generally call RPGs "noob tubes," but a kill is a kill to me. I think what I liked even better than my successes on that mountain was the simple fact that y'all got the idea to stand there. I line up beside you guys and I look at that map. "Holy shit - there must be 6 different little pink dots slowly chugging their way toward us. Those poor fuckers have no idea what they're walking into." Then I back out of the map and (if I remember right) it's you two standing there with scopes trained on the tracks and Mis up behind us with a minigun.
I had completely forgotten about the guys just minding their own business trying to play choo-choo. I think they were pretty much collateral damage of us chasing the two jet guys around. Once we separated them from their jets, they started having a really bad evening.
Yeah, those guys in the firefight with me and Dolfan and Phil got the hell out of Dodge rather quickly. Didn't even get to do my "HE'S RUNNIN' LIKE A SCALDED DAWG, BY GAWD" J.R. voice, though RUkered broke it out later at an appropriate moment.
Thanks for reminding me of that. I completely forgot about it. That was due to the real RPG master, Mis. We had a couple guys getting in a car on the other side of the river. Being that I have zero tactical sense in this game, I start heading toward the bridge and Mis is going, "No, don't go there. Turn around." I'm about to be like, "Why, what have you got planned?" when a rocket whizzes past and explodes inside that bridge.
Speaking of having zero tactical sense, I also forgot about my other rocket moment. I figured out last night that I really need to pay more attention to that mini-map. I get run over way too often because I forget to look for white dots zooming toward me. I was walking down the street (stupid) when, I believe it was J.T., yelled for me to look out. Too late, I was too slow and the guy snagged me. It didn't kill me, but I got lucky and managed to stand back up before he had lined up to run me over again. Yanked out the rockets and took us both out. As I said before, I'll happily die if it means killing others.
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As awful a night i had in DMs, getting three musket kills to Dan and Kelvin while they were driving liberators was pretty cool
Was it just me ir were everyones connections horrible? By end of the night, almost everyone was cutting out on the mic. I couldnt understand phil or jt at all.
It came and went for me. It was like the room was split. Sometimes I couldn't hear Mis and J.T., and other times they were coming in clear as a bell and I couldn't hear the others.
Was it just me ir were everyones connections horrible? By end of the night, almost everyone was cutting out on the mic. I couldnt understand phil or jt at all.
I was crapping out more than usual even for my shitty, shitty router.
I got a "You guys are total d-bags" PMs from SharkAttack and Blizzy overnight, so mission accomplished. We did what we set out to do. You guys may see some negative rep coming your way!
I'm jealous. I feel like I have finally arrived when I get pissy PMs from people.
I didn't really think about it until J.T.s post, but I really did stick to explosives all night. I think it was a desperation move because I got my ass handed to me for the first hour. Sharkattack and Onemancamperkiller (or whatever) just got the better of me. They then took off toward Fort Zancudo to get jets. The rest of the guys were still fighting in the city - my dumbass decides to split off and go up north to get some revenge.
This Einstein's plan? Call in a Merryweather helicopter, slap 5 sticky bombs on it, and try to....wait for it.....fly into the jet. I honestly got a lot closer than I thought I would. I managed to somehow dodge a couple of his rockets before he got close enough that I thought I could blow it up, but I just ended up committing suicide. Oh well, even in failure, it was fun trying.
And then my night took a turn. I got my two favorite kills so far. We were up fighting on a hill off the highway in Blaine County. Mis and I spent a while tag-teaming police choppers with miniguns. I hear J.T. say that they've got scopes trained on a ton of guys riding the train. I join them and we wait for the guys to 'round the bend.
As it turns out, they're all riding alongside the train in cars. Since I suck with a sniper rifle, I missed killing two of the guys. I say screw it on the third guy and pull out the RPG. I lead the shot, and I'll be damned if the dude didn't drive right into the exploding rocket. It will be a million years before I pull that off again, but damn did it feel good.
The last assholes I got were two guys in a red Zentorno. They were basically doing a 2 mile loop on that highway, like they were taunting us or something. It was seriously like timing enemy A.I. patterns in Metal Gear. Just give it enough time, and they'll follow the same path. Anyway, I probably wasted 2 clips of sniper ammo trying to shoot them out of the car. Once again, fuck this. I drive my Entity down to the highway, coat the road with 5-6 sticky bombs, then drive back up the mountain and wait.
I pull out the sniper so I can see them coming. Sure enough, they're southbound once again. They get to the intersection and u-turn onto the northbound lanes. I follow them with the scope until they're right in the middle of my pile of joy, press left on the d-pad, and those bastards' car skidded fire like the Delorean going back in time.
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That makes much more sense. I'm not home yet, so I can't check it - but if the social club is accurate.
Total players killed: 1,507
Total deaths by players: 2,065
That sounds about right to me. After the day I've had at work, I'm incapable of the math. (I am basically math illiterate.)
Also, my shooting accuracy is 26%. That also sounds about right.
Completely forgot that I'm running around with 5 million. I need to hurry up and buy some stuff before they slap my wrists. I have no idea what I want. I'm thinking about a Zentorno, but I already have the Entity and now also the Adder (thank you hookers).
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Regarding strength and stamina, I've been playing golf and tennis and I never see the little notification come up showing that either has increased. I'm also doing well with both because I've played enough golf and tennis games in my life. Shit, with tennis, I'm damn near unstoppable. Not to brag, but I was ranked top 10 in Top Spin at one point...ok, that was a brag. So how fast should I see things like strength and stamina go up and will I not get notifications for that?
For the love of God, please never invite me to a tennis match.
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So I had to go check my K/D out of curiosity after you guys were talking about it, and I'm starting to think the Social Club is buggy right now.
14,555 kills
3,140 deaths
KD: 4.64
I called bullshit so hard I think I pulled a muscle. There's no way in hell. I think the last time I checked, it was 0.7 or something like that. Y'all have played enough with me to know how much I generally get my ass kicked.
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The game is so much better when you don't give a shit about dying. Shoot a car at close range with an RPG and blow yourself up in the process? Every time. Robert's "blow up this car I'm in" is the stuff of legend. And then there's the ol' ALLAH AKBAR! Mis has been known to Allah Akbar with his Entity. That's dedication to your craft right there.
Absolutely. I'm so happy I don't care about my K/D ratio, because if I did, I'd be one sad puppy. The only time I get irritated about dying is if it's some asshole pounding me into the pavement repeatedly. When another crew member kills me accidentally, I find it hilarious every time.
Like you mentioning flying that plane into the building. Hilarious. The whole time I'm thinking, "We're headed right for that building. He'll turn at the last second. Yeah he should be turning right about n-BOOOM." Rather than fly into the city, we skidding in Con Air style.
And I love Allah Akbar'ing when I can remember to do it. I'll happily detonate myself in my most expensive car if it means killing someone else. Back in the day, I used to like to "befriend" people, let them get in my car, and then drive straight at Mel acting like I was trying to run him over so he could snipe their heads off. It's amazing how many times people fell for it before they'd catch on. People must not look at crew tags or something.
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So with all the "haha how docile we were back in the day" talk we've been doing for a few posts, I got a little nostalgic and decided to take a trip down memory lane and see what kind of players we were in the early days.
It's pretty hilarious. Seems like a lot of us only played with one or two other people or just by ourselves. Apparently strength in numbers is what turned us into lunatics.
Here's Stout talking about running from griefers and being "terrible at fighting back."
Everyone else in the game's guilty of being a griefer until proven otherwise - if anybody gets near me on the radar, I stay away from them because I assume they're coming to fuck with me.
I accidentally bumped into the back of a guy's Jeep yesterday (didn't see him there) and he took it real personal. He got a couple of kills in before he thankfully gave up and moved on.
I got griefered off the damn game a second ago, I just can't handle griefers. It was me and two other guys on the server and both were gunning for me. If I took out a bounty, I would just make them richer.
One guy killed me at least twice when my batteries went dead on my controller and I had to change them out. Then he kept the upper hand on me, dammit. I just needed to hide for a second so I could quit the game and he was within a millisecond of killing me with a baseball bat when I quit. Sick of these assholes. We should be like the Big Bossmen of GTA Online, handing out Hard Time to griefers.
Good on ya. You're doing Los Santos a solid. I need to learn to walk away (by throwing on passive mode) because I'm terrible at fighting back.
The early days of the KD ratio...
My money intake hasn't been helped by my goal to be the best deathmatch player on the entire board I suppose. Speaking of which, come on guys, how am I the only one over a 1.00 kill ratio on the entire board in regular deathmatch? My character doesn't even have a damn Assault Rifle!
A lot of talk about playing crew/invite only sessions to avoid getting shot...
What Neil said. I have gotten into the practice of initiating Invite Only or Crew Only sessions so that once we go back to Free Mode after completing a job or something, there's no retards around to gun us down while we are banking our cash.
There are level limits to intialize a mission but there are no level limits for invites. I have been invited to so many missions while being four or five ranks below the cutoff that it is ridiculous.
Getting a garage or a low level apartment is worth it just because you will spawn in a safe zone if you end up on a public server. Rockstar only just recently patched public servers so that you can't shoot anyone while they are shopping for clothes.
Also, El Dragon, don't forget your free shit that you get if you are a Social Club member. Your online guy has a free sawed-off shotgun and an Elegy R8 sports car coming to him and all of your storyline guys get a free Assault SMG.
Proof that there used to be a time where J.T. went to bed on time...
What time are you usually online, jstout? I always get your mission invites around midnight when I am about to crash.
I am guessing you are not Eastern Standard Time.
And finally, the one that really cracked me up. There was a time when people thought I was the crazy one out of this bunch.
My boy, RUkered, is fucking crazy. You will see this in action one day.
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That picture is killing me, Dolfan.
And don't worry J.T. - just accept it and let it flow. I only played with you guys a small handful of times before I recruited Melraz, but I don't seem to remember us being psychos before then. Hmmmm...
(kidding Mel)
As I mentioned the other night, I do remember the days of Stout talking about running the minute a white dot got near him. That's around the time I had the rule of "I won't mess with anybody until they mess with me. Then it's on."
My God, how far we've come. Nowadays, our rule seems to be, "We'll whip your ass until you go passive, then we'll get a tank to knock your ass off that ledge so another one of us can drown you with a firetruck. Sorry about your damn luck."
By the way, how many catchphrases are we up to now? So far, my tally is:
-Sorry about your damn luck
-CAUSE WE ARRRRRRE THAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAAALM GOOOOOD
-That boy, I say, that boy's about as sharp as a pillow full of feathers (substitute any Foghorn quote at your leisure)
-I'd also vote that Mis's hearty "OH WHAT THE FUCK" counts as a catchphrase at this point
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I don't know about that, but the few times I've accepted apartment invites out of curiosity, it's been nothing but a bunch of dudes in nothing but short shorts doing the jack off motion non-stop.Oh yeah, what is it about apartment invites? Do I basically show up at the apartment to get slaughtered?
I hate to beat a dead horse, but one exception was the night we fought Bane. He simply invited us in because we were FIIIIINE GENTLEMEN AND WORRRRTHY FOES.
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I really don't know if better tactics would've helped last night. We were absolutely Team Nail last night. It really was just one of those nights up and down the line.
It was the first Freemode session that I can recall where I spent the entire night having my ass handed to me. Usually one person I run into wil dominate me, and I can handle the rest OK. But last night, it was like one person would kick my ass, tag out to someone else, who would kick my ass, then tag out, etc. That guy on the roof of the Mall sniper rifling and RPGing me every five seconds was much more than I can handle, and wading into seven mostly red dots was predictably futile.
The one time I shot the guy off the roof of the Mall, I felt like someone winning the Special Olympics. Never have I felt like I accomplished so much by killing one dude one time. It was just a bad nght. At one point, I'm like "screw this, let's kill hookers."
It was one of those nights where if one of those guys sent me a taunting "you suck" message, I would've responded "yes, sir, you have a point." The roof guy and his two buddies were in the same crew, too, which is disappointing. His two buddies, including the guy in the Turismo, weren't such a big deal, but that guy on the roof was instant death. Fucker even knifed me in Freemode. I had to check to see if Dan had an alternate character.
I finally found some dumb sap to revenge kill several times, but he left after about three kills total between me and Robert. He showed such promise, too. He was playing SO badly. He went into AmmuNation while I was chasing him around and left his Dubsta 6X6 parked outside. Boom. He was paying for the sins of the others, but dammit, he left.
I would have also agreed with a message like that last night. ThatsTheGuy813 or whatever destroyed me. I might have managed two kills on him. I believe he's the one who, in a similar situation to what Mis talked about, was up in the construction zone sniping me. It KEPT spawning me in the middle of the same street down the hill from him. He must have gotten me 7 times before I could get away.
A little later, Stout sets up a crew only room and sent us invites. Now I hadn't seen the dude who was kicking my ass for probably 20 minutes. I go into the menu to accept Stout's invite and see the deathscreen. That asshole somehow snuck back up and had to get one last one in. I guess that's my fault for not going passive or at least checking the map, but still. Normally, I can't let that go and would have at least had to get one last kill on him before tucking tail and running. I figured just going with plain tuck tail and run was the better option.
I should have known what the night was going to be like because, within the first few minutes of playing, a dude rounded a corner in a car. "That asshole is going to come straight for me. I'll cram this RPG right up his ass."
*waits until car is close enough that the dude can't swerve and I can't miss
*shoots RPG
*misses car by about 2 feet to the right
*gets creamed
I'm going to start keeping Yakety Sax on a loop while I'm in freemode.
Oh, and before I forget: "DO I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE WITH THE HOOKER ONCE SHE'S DEAD OR DO I JUST DRIVE IN THE GARAGE?????"
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I'm glad you posted that J.T. I had no context for "Mary Lou" until then. It's weird because I'm at that age where it's all "music sucks" and "get off my lawn," but y'all must have a few years on me because I didn't know Mary Lou. This was my Mary Lou.
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I picked this one up a few months ago and like it a lot. I know I didn't pay 40 bucks for it though. Screw that.
http://www.gamestop.com/xbox-360/accessories/xbox-360-bluetooth-wireless-headset/93053
I like it because it's not some big head-covering apparatus. The one that comes with the Xbox drove me crazy.
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Dammit - I always miss Herby. Was he on before or after I was on?
Apologies to everyone if I seemed weird and/or quiet. I may or may not have gotten into "2 beer" and talking was a bit difficult. I basically remember buying the monster truck and driving down to where everybody was raising hell on the beach. I have no idea if I killed anyone or not. I probably just drove around in the truck like a drunk ass.
Did I drive your Panto for a while Stout? I seem to have a vague memory of it.
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I definitely would like to test drive that Panto before you get rid of it, Stout.
I promise to keep it off the mountains so I don't swan dive into a river in 5 minutes.
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It was a 2 door. That's what I wanted, so it worked out, but I wasn't about to mention it wasn't a 4 door in my post.
When I put it in my garage, I had to laugh. Stout's posts about not having 2 of the same type of class were running through my head. I didn't realize how ridiculous my garages are.
Here's garage one: (apologies - I don't remember all the actual car names)
-Entity
-Coquette
-Lost bike
-Akuma
-Jeep
-6x6
-beach buggy
-Dune buggy
-Sandking
-Sanchez
That's right, get to twitchin' Stout. SIX offroad vehicles, and I haven't run an offroad race in months. I'm ridiculous.
To make it worse, I decided to put a Sabre in what I thought was my empty second garage, only to find that, at some point I don't remember, I stuffed a 4-wheeler in it. So make that 7 offroad vehicles.
I'm worse than Mel and motorcycles.
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Hey Mel,
Just wanted you to know that with all this talk of Sandking off-road races, I decided I wanted one. Hopped on a few minutes to look. Choppered up to Sandy Shores, parachuted out, turned the corner, and there sat one in someone's driveway. Drove it to my garage to mod later.
Total Sandking shopping time: 10 minutes
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I hit that fucker going REALLY fast.
Also, I got Melraz 3 times with the chopper blades. Bad thing was I was trying to get the other guy in passive mode. I wasn't use to Mel wearing a white/gray shirt, I've been gaming with him for like 6 months now and he's always been wearing a black shirt. He eventually taxed me on this, which was totally acceptable. Mistake or not, three times in a row within a couple minutes....I understand.
Yeah, Robert manages to shoot me at least once a game if I am not wearing a leather jacket.
So you're saying I should never drop the hockey mask and desert camo armor?
Actually, I can't drop the armor. I turn it off and I can still see it. Mel told me it was a bug and at least one of you were having the same issue.
Anyway, I rarely change my look unless I get a wild hair and want my dude looking suave. Then it's all black dress pants, vest with shirt, full head of hair and sunglasses.
That lasts up until I start getting my ass whipped and then it's, "screw this, I need my battle look." It's kind of like turning your hat around in Over The Top.
"It's like a...like..like a switch you know? I'm...like a machine. Like a truck."
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Deathmatches with the DVDR...
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To you guys who have done indoor deathmatches, what's your general opinion of them? I bookmarked a couple user created ones way back when (I think one was in the FIB building), but never got the chance to play them.
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Speaking of Sandkings, y'all should ask Mel about when he first started playing and bought himself one.
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Foghorn Leghorn imitations were amazing last night while we were doing our piranha act on a passive guy, but RUkered's spot on version had me just about crying from laughter when I was trying to drown the guy with a firetruck. Rub-a-dub-dub son.
Now look here son. 'At boy was ju- I say, that boy was just dirty and we were freshening him up a bit. Helping him out son.
I bet his controller vibrated all the way to whatever other room he was in as much as you were hosing him.
Don't be AFK around the DVDR, people.
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I hope that's true. I will bathe in the sweet tears as rockets proceed to get crammethed up arses.
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I agree with you guys. I haven't cried foul once that I can remember about the changes, but it's beyond ridiculous at this point.
It looks like we should start grinding shitty missions for a few weeks so they'll strip them down to shit and leave the good ones alone.
It takes a lot of balls to keep pushing heists further and further out AND screw with the most popular missions.
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It is on PlayStation, so I'm assuming it should be. Obviously I'm just talking out of my back side though.
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Grand Theft Auto V Talk.
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He's lying, guys. I got my invitation in the mail yesterday.