piranesi
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It sucks when a relatively obscure pastime or entertainment form gets popular.
It's like you can almost hear Capitalism waking up like Smaug and sniffing the air and saying "what's this then?"
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There are some teams where stuff like this happening over and over is funny. But the Chargers are just tragic.
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I just cut the chord and am not good at it yet and am pretty old so I am watching some asshole on youtube who watches the game and yells what is happening at me.
Like I would have in 1915 but different.
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Just now, Goitre said:
I used to ask dad to buy me the WWE magazine.
Shit dude, that's nothing. When I was 10 I made my dad buy me a copy of Fraggle Rock magazine bc I had a crush on the one hippie, trippy muppet.
That he did that for me and did not enroll me in military school is a credit to that late great man.
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59 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:
Bret brought it up in his book, something like you squeeze his paw and he gives you a hiptoss.
This I believe was brought up to compare to Goldberg who could not follow the same signals.
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Just now, elizium said:
I’m just saying he’d make a pretty good Heathcliff if someone wanted to make a limited series of Wuthering Heights
Man I don't know from wutherinig whatever but if they made a live actio Heathcliff with him it would fuggin rock.
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25 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:
"Sir, you've paid how much to Animotion this year?"
Astrid Plane get PAAAAAAAAAAAAIAIAIAIAIAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
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Oh god, they're awake!
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4 minutes ago, odessasteps said:
Karl said on one of his shows that having a wrestling bear is now illegal in Alabama of all places.
I think we know that's because they got tired of losing to the bear.
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Shit. Be careful everyone. He's not trolling.
There is a small but real percentage of the population who would die for Buckaroo Bonzai. And once one of them starts talking about it it's lights out, man.
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This is a man who keeps his promises unlike that Buckaroo Bonzai fucker.
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1 hour ago, elizium said:
I noticed it didn't win an Emmy, what role got it for him?
I mean it's an emmy. they give Emmies to like the car from KNight Rider and Capt. Stubing. I'm just assuming he'll get like five or six.
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14 minutes ago, TheVileOne said:
Shit I am all about that booth life. This is a disaster.
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14 minutes ago, odessasteps said:
Arguably, that's what made Fox into a "legit" network.
Followed immediately by the series premier of FORTUNE HUNTER!
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7 hours ago, nate said:
That is a LOT of unnecessary surgery. At this point, it's not even technically Dave anymore, haha.
Not Even (technically) Dave Anymore: My Life as Bautista
- A one man comedic off-Broadway show consisting of monologues by actor/wrestler Dave Bautista. Won 16 Tony awards and the film adaptation won a Grammy and 2 Oscars making Dave Bautista the first wrestling EGOT (tv guide rating ***)
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1 minute ago, piranesi said:
The best thing that comes out of any of this is the Stephanie McMahon and HHH get away from the business and just turn into to regular happy rich assholes on social media who post occasionally funny mostly narcissistic bullshit but aren't actively fucking people over on the daily and I can kind of like them again.
Or a reality show where they have to live and vacation around the world with Cm PUnk and AJ Lee.
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3 hours ago, The Natural said:
Get well soon, Stephanie McMahon.
The best thing that comes out of any of this is the Stephanie McMahon and HHH get away from the business and just turn into to regular happy rich assholes on social media who post occasionally funny mostly narcissistic bullshit but aren't actively fucking people over on the daily and I can kind of like them again.
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- Not that there is anything wrong with mattress selling. It's a noble and honorable calling. It's just, you know, not for me...
- It just occurred to me to just say this once and get it over with "If any emissaries of any prince's of any country's investment funds are looking around at wrestling message boards as part of an online viral strategy, i can guarantee you big engagements. If you can guarantee me, you know, big paygagements if you know whata I mean!"
- Just needed to say that. also i think I clicked on a button that made my post a bunch of number things. I am high.
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9 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said:
if you sold mattresses, would there be enough upside to "my mattress can withstand a body slam" to make wrestlers think the business isn't being exposed? (or would it also be bad because it'll given kids even more motivation to wrestle on mattresses)
Man if I sold mattresses I would not give one fuck and I would step in front of a tractor.
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23 minutes ago, caley said:
I like to imagine Vince McMahon actually saying this:
"Vince McMahon, WWE’s Founder and Executive Chairman said, “WWE’s upcoming media rights cycle will take place amid a rapidly evolving media and entertainment landscape, and we believe exploring our strategic alternatives at this critical juncture will enable WWE to fully capitalize on the significant value of our intellectual property. I am highly confident that our outstanding Directors, outside advisors and executive team will provide valuable expertise and counsel to help guide the Company through this important process while our management team and employee base continue to deliver results and content our fans love.”There is no way he actually said this without the words: 'Grapefruits', 'Testicular fortitude', 'whatamanoovurrr' or 'You're Fired' being involved. Seriously, read that paragraph and imagine it coming directly from Vince's mouth...you can't do it.
What he actually said:
Spoiler"Those fucking college boy motherfuckers have turned this whole goddamn business into monkey piss well I've still got the biggest bucket and no one AND I MEAN NO ONE pisses more than me! Between my idiot kids and that shithead swamee or whatever he is it will take awhile for the monkey's to find a straw and that gives me time to leave a big old North Carolina log in there for them. Now someone type that into lawyer and put it out on Tout or wherever and get me Goldberg!"
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I know it's rare nowadays. Like when Perry Mason would pop on in a made for t.v. movie in the 90s every so often and he hadn't been around for so long but you watched and ate popcorn and it felt good. It's just like that when threads align and Big Dave does something cool and someone posts Big Dave doing something cool and so it's time...
FOR BATISTA FASHION WATCH
On 1/11/2023 at 4:45 PM, Curt McGirt said:SpoilerGerard Way during his brief Zakk Wylde phase when he worked at GNC.
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What could go wrong upsetting a fan base made up of Critical Role posters who have invested their entire life identity in the concept of a pretty purple disabled nonbinary tiefling.
That sort doesn't take things personally nor are they online much.
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Typing that I realized that is probably the last time I ever truly marked out at something in WWE and that was 10 years ago.
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Now I want to see VInce take Tony out to the ring to retire and hand off the company to Tony.
But astute fans will note that Vince is wearing a comically ovdrsized Salmon-colored suit as he raises Tony's arm.
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