piranesi
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We need the archive of the old board so we don't lose things like the Frances Bay, Denver Pyle (courtesy of Ziedler), Ian Wolfe tributes aka "Actors who were never not old."
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Was Dory a heel champ during his NWA run? Because that's some awesome subtle way to push that...as a concern troll question like that.
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"anything that could upset the PC brigade" = "anything violently homophobic"
Goddammit, Regal.
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a DEBORAH VAN VALKENBERG sighting,
Cosmic Cow agrees.
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Awesome. When you see Dean Ambrose backstage, can you pass him a note for me? FSW/PUNK won't do it.
Here's the note:
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I am tired of the people who believe that you have to pay your dues on the indies to be a quality performer.
So is Randy Orton.
JK! I don't disagree, but it's funny he was just saying the exact same words in that interview from before the board went away.
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The song itself just sounds like the music you would hear when Jeff Bridges was on a stakeout in 8 MILLION WAYS TO DIE...but the opening is so great.
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Wait, so the Shield are in the Wade Barrett memorial slot? And no Dean Am? But The Summer of Shield!
This is all falling apart.
Next thing you'll tell me is that Dolph has suddenly gotten boring...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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I'm on board with Ryback selling fake injuries while still beating people with all his old moves, but acting like it's harder than it is. I know there have been a ton of heels with fake injury casts, vests, helmets. But has their been one who spends every match pretending to be hurt, like limping around, but still beating people up? Just wanting people to treat him like a hero.
For it to work, he needs a manager to rub his leg and act concerned about him and give interviews about how brave he is. Just reason 1005 we need Heenan back.
Setting up the Yes Lock with Bryan's double kick to Christian's arm as it was draped against the steps was so amazing. And then Ch did that shit where he "sold" it when he was just walking around doing nothing, but it didn't actually affect his offense. He even did the spear with the same shoulder and later used it to throw Bryan off of him. Come on, son. Read the diagrams.
"Never trust a Neidhart."
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It's less unsanitary than, say, Bikram yoga.
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Phoenix and Home Jersey are the best two right now. Manly Red Green needs you to highlight a post to read anything right now.
If you're a girl maybe.
It's a testosterone crucible...and it looks super clear to me.
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Lanny's facial hair lent itself to all the best gimmicks. You can't beat good genetics.
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Pepsi has a new commerical with a CGI dancing baby.
Hey, it's 1998 everyone!
Please yet Y2K kill us all!
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A tour of the new WWE Performance Center. I haven't watched it yet though.
8:25 Louis C.K. and his daughter? apparently running the MRI scanner.
Meaner alternate joke: 8:25 Louis C.K. showing AJ Lee the results of her MRI.
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He had a sword too so he was obviously overcompensating.
I'll just leave this here:
I swear I thought HHH had a big broadsword in his right hand when he was on his giant throne thingy...but googling it, now I remember it was that stupid water bottle he was holding. You know, like any barbarian king.
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The Berserker had a different one. A "white guy" shield, you know,
smaller
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The AT&T commercial where the little girl talks about turning her brother into a puppy bothers me. The girl is so nonchalant in casting a spell on her unsuspecting sibling, thus turning him into some carnival side show and presenting him to her class for show and tell. It just feels wrong, and how does it tie into selling phone service anyway? I don't like it.
Those are officially still the worst. I posted screeds on them on the old board. In short:
Adult guy = AT&T
Children = you, customers
AT&T talks to you, customers, like children, asking simple questions like "Which is better? Good or better?" in order to make you somehow associate AT&T with simple, common sense axioms and to place a blind child-like faith in this corporation.
The tagline, "It's not complicated" is a lie. Providing wireless service across the earth to millions of people is, in fact, complicated. That is why AT&T sucks so badly at it. Because it is complicated. It is not child's play. But apparently, advertising is.
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I would go with THE NEW YORKER. But I don't know how to get all those umlauts when posting.
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Damn. As soon as you called her "Ms. Rampling" I knew we were in trouble.
She's Charlotte. Char, if you're nasty.
Char Char if you're George Lucas.
Charo if you're on THE LOVE BOAT.
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So modern staging where Yente runs a Starbucks?
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It's settled then. You're Ligerbusa.
Who wants to be Gonzalez?
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Bringing this back because I need it.
We
Need
it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA
We finally get a glimpse inside what might be hot Wendy's ladie's awesome (I'm assuming Seattle) brownstone.
She has:
1) a mini Foosball table
2) a bust of Charles Dance under her black & white photography of lawn furniture (avant-garde!!!!)
3) an inordinate number of male friends who wear glasses and long-strapped carryalls
4) the best collection of Cardigan's outside of Judd Hirsch
5) My heart forever and ever and ever
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This is how it ends. We all spend the rest of our lives trying to carny the carnies. Like some sort of communal revenge or something.
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I'm Ligerbusa.
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WWE Money In The Bank 2013
in WWE PROGRAMMING
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So needlessly cruel.
I've missed you!