piranesi
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He had a sword too so he was obviously overcompensating.
I'll just leave this here:
I swear I thought HHH had a big broadsword in his right hand when he was on his giant throne thingy...but googling it, now I remember it was that stupid water bottle he was holding. You know, like any barbarian king.
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The Berserker had a different one. A "white guy" shield, you know,
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The AT&T commercial where the little girl talks about turning her brother into a puppy bothers me. The girl is so nonchalant in casting a spell on her unsuspecting sibling, thus turning him into some carnival side show and presenting him to her class for show and tell. It just feels wrong, and how does it tie into selling phone service anyway? I don't like it.
Those are officially still the worst. I posted screeds on them on the old board. In short:
Adult guy = AT&T
Children = you, customers
AT&T talks to you, customers, like children, asking simple questions like "Which is better? Good or better?" in order to make you somehow associate AT&T with simple, common sense axioms and to place a blind child-like faith in this corporation.
The tagline, "It's not complicated" is a lie. Providing wireless service across the earth to millions of people is, in fact, complicated. That is why AT&T sucks so badly at it. Because it is complicated. It is not child's play. But apparently, advertising is.
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I would go with THE NEW YORKER. But I don't know how to get all those umlauts when posting.
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Damn. As soon as you called her "Ms. Rampling" I knew we were in trouble.
She's Charlotte. Char, if you're nasty.
Char Char if you're George Lucas.
Charo if you're on THE LOVE BOAT.
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So modern staging where Yente runs a Starbucks?
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It's settled then. You're Ligerbusa.
Who wants to be Gonzalez?
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Bringing this back because I need it.
We
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA
We finally get a glimpse inside what might be hot Wendy's ladie's awesome (I'm assuming Seattle) brownstone.
She has:
1) a mini Foosball table
2) a bust of Charles Dance under her black & white photography of lawn furniture (avant-garde!!!!)
3) an inordinate number of male friends who wear glasses and long-strapped carryalls
4) the best collection of Cardigan's outside of Judd Hirsch
5) My heart forever and ever and ever
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This is how it ends. We all spend the rest of our lives trying to carny the carnies. Like some sort of communal revenge or something.
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I'm Ligerbusa.
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and for $75 you can have your photo taken 'spooning' or with me lying my head on your chest! Was I your TEENAGE CRUSH?? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY!!!
If only it wasn't too late to do this with Akeem.
$75, and my lifetime's pent-up desire, would be spent.
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It's all about PRINCE OF TENNIS.
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They like doing the "loser joins enemy" gimmick. They did it with Scott Steiner and Test, John Morrison and Ted Jr., CM Punk and Rey, and Cena and The Nexus. They could do Bray vs. Kane at SummerSlam w/ a losing Kane joining the Family. Or the Wyatt's could just simply kidnap Kane and brainwash him. I'd prefer that, actually.
Daniel Bryan having to try and save his estranged friend would be pretty epic.
Everyone they defeat should then be "taken to the barn." Each can re-emerge as some form of horrible gimp. Daniel Bryan can save them all at Survivor Series with the power of the rehumanizing hug.
In fact it can start with Kane having him in a bear hug, but he reverses it into a human hug (counter for every move) and breaks the spell.
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As long as you have his ear, don't forget that new Papa Shango push or at least giving the inverted shoulder breaker to one of the Wyatts.
I think you mentioned Repo man, too. That would be swell.
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If you wait long enough, a spot at near Norm will open up, like for that one guy who suddenly started talking in the last season:
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If Bray can channel some of the Jake Robert's sleaze-heel charisma, they're half way there.
"Trust me....trust me...me....trust....trust me..."
I like the idea of him playing his promos like "We're really good people, it's just...sometimes the boys get a little funny. But don't worry, I can control them. Trust me. They're good deep down. Just....be careful sometimes..."
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I already started the Moroni curses theme. It was tied when I to it at 12:20. All spellings are from IMDB quotes. YOU FARGIN SNEAKY ICEHOLES!
God bless you, knight, shining.
This is not the theme the board deserves, but the theme the board needs.
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Take it a step further and have them look like they haven't bathed in a week. Let Dean Ambrose's hair be your guide.
YOU LEAVE HIM AND THEM* OUT OF THIS!!!!!!
* Them = each individually moulded bang as a bautiful coherently sentient unit
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Messi is FSW's new point man in the race to piss off Chicagoans.
How great would it be if we had a picture of a sad Punk outside Soldier Field holding his "signed t-shirt" and saying "I paid more for this than Barrett got for his Payback payout."
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You miserable cork soakers are fargin this whole sonamabitch up.
Batages.
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No reason to live the gimmick any more, it's peaked.
But now it's time to get paid! Sell out to the Fed! Sell out to the Fed!
Put on the polka dot onesy! You know you can make it work.
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300 AL (Aegon's Landing)
Also, creepy eyes and sort of hot is right in my wheelhouse.
1) Nerd
2) ZARDOZ
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You would almost have to be.
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Only if it's Charlotte Rampling of the mid-70s.
You don't watch Dexter? Charlotte Rampling of the mid-70s = creepy eyes and sort of hot, but weirdly flat as an actress.
Charlotte Rampling today is scary awesome. She could take down old lady of the Thorns and challenge Tywin at Survivor Series 7257 or whatever the fuck year it is there.
July Wrestling Catch-All
in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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8:25 Louis C.K. and his daughter? apparently running the MRI scanner.
Meaner alternate joke: 8:25 Louis C.K. showing AJ Lee the results of her MRI.