WHICH TEAM ARE YOU ON?

The correct one, with Dax The Axe!

I'm a Cash Money Millionaire, daddy!

#MulletMafia here

What a Miss Elizabeth moment we're all gonna have.

Make the vote public! Name and shame the Daxholes! 

I know I like Cash, and I know I like Dax, I just still don't know which one is which.

Dax has a special place in my heart because I was really high on him as a singles in early NXT when he was the territories throwback working class heel supporting his family. I never thought he’d get a genuine opportunity in WWE, so the Mechanics/Revival ascension made me so happy. Cash rules though. 

I'm going Cash. Everyone loves Dax cause he has a great mustache and is a fun Twitter follow, but Cash gets my vote for the mullet (as already stated by resident hair expert @Fighting a man with a perm)and for knocking out the guy who attacked Bret at the HOF that year.

Team Briscoes.

Abstain.

1 hour ago, Leonidas said:

I know I like Cash, and I know I like Dax, I just still don't know which one is which.

Dax is the bald one, because an axe can be used to remove one's hair.

4 minutes ago, tbarrie said:

Dax is the bald one, because an axe can be used to remove one's hair.

Cash is the superworker.  Dax is the one that will talk you into the building.

Now, I like Dax Harwood. But then I also like Cash Wheeler. But which is better?

I voted for Dax though. Bald men's union.

7 minutes ago, DEAN said:

Cash is the superworker.  Dax is the one that will talk you into the building.

Okay, but mine had an easier mnemonic I think.

The mullet is money. That's all people need to remember. 

Anyway, we've waited so long for a Cash singles match. You know what we get if Cash wins? ANOTHER CASH SINGLES MATCH! Vote FTR hair. 

So you know how CM Punk is doing a whole Bret Hart tribute thing nowadays? Well, remember how the Hart Foundation started in 1997? Bret came to the ring and interrupted a match between Owen and Davey, which had gotten out of hand and turned into more of a brawl. You don't think there's any chance that that's where we're going, do you?

12 minutes ago, AxB said:

So you know how CM Punk is doing a whole Bret Hart tribute thing nowadays? Well, remember how the Hart Foundation started in 1997? Bret came to the ring and interrupted a match between Owen and Davey, which had gotten out of hand and turned into more of a brawl. You don't think there's any chance that that's where we're going, do you?

Oh dang. Vs. BCC. Oh my.

26 minutes ago, AxB said:

So you know how CM Punk is doing a whole Bret Hart tribute thing nowadays? Well, remember how the Hart Foundation started in 1997? Bret came to the ring and interrupted a match between Owen and Davey, which had gotten out of hand and turned into more of a brawl. You don't think there's any chance that that's where we're going, do you?

I said the same thing in the Dynamite thread last night or this morning but in the context of a manager, sort of alluding to maybe Bret himself, in kind of a revisiting of the Regal debut as well which fits a similar template, but I love your idea as well. I could easily see it going that way

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3 hours ago, Leonidas said:

I know I like Cash, and I know I like Dax, I just still don't know which one is which.

Just remember it takes cash to have a sweet-ass haircut like that.

Also, bald guys have the Har(d)wood floors of scalps. 

When I read the topic title, I thought it was going to be Team AEW or Team NJPW for AEW/NJPW Forbidden Door. Big fan of #FTR, world's best tag team since 2016. Both are great but went with Dax as he's shown what he can do in singles whereas Cash has never had the opportunity. Also Harwood never betrayed the "no flips, just fists" code when Wheeler used a Springboard 450 Degree Splash in #FTR vs. The Young Bucks at AEW Full Gear 2020. Then again Cash did what we all wanted to the twat who attacked Bret Hart at the Hall of Fame.

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6 hours ago, Leonidas said:

I know I like Cash, and I know I like Dax, I just still don't know which one is which.

And I just voted for the WRONG one, because I thought I could tell the names apart! Well, there IS no wrong answer here, but stil... I meant the other one!

I voted Cash. I think there are some really interesting possible match-ups for him in the tournament, and the last time I watched FTR, I remember thinking, "Wow, the guy with the hair can really go."

11 minutes ago, The Idiot King said:

I voted Cash. I think there are some really interesting possible match-ups for him in the tournament, and the last time I watched FTR, I remember thinking, "Wow, the guy with the hair can really go."

It's him!!! Yeah, that one! I knew it was one or the other, but him, yes.