Casey Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 11 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said: All the Storms, Pages, and Cages should start kayfabing that they’re related. Greatest wrestling families, etc Ethan Page does this constantly on his blog. 11 hours ago, Eoae said: Oney Lorcan? Not sure that counts. IRRC, the former Biff Busick suggested that himself (if true, that's probably an argument in favor of the random name generator). Oney Lorcan is just as wacky as the name Biff Busick, and it's more creative than... Tony D'Angelo, or Bron Breakker, or Von Wagner, or... Yeah, hard disagree there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 I think Eli Cottonwood is a good name for a southern redneck heel. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 I can buy that Mr and Mrs Busick would name their baby boy Biff. I can't buy that Mr and Mrs Lorcan would name their baby boy Oney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, AxB said: I can't buy that Mr and Mrs Lorcan would name their baby boy Oney. He's from Boston, I can buy it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) So which company gets the better Star Wars rub: WWE having Sasha Banks with her small role in the Mandalorian, or AEW getting a guest spot from Rosario with her actual starring role in a D+ series (upcoming)? They are making an Ahsoka Tano show, aren't they? Edited September 16, 2021 by AxB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 12 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said: If Biff Busick claims to be Big Bully Busick’s son then I will have a new favorite wrestler and I haven’t even watched him yet Big Bully Busick's real son is an MMA fighter. I interviewed him after he won a fight and mentioned that his daddy threw me out of the ring. 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Go2Sleep said: Dolph Ziggler is still the all-time bad WWE name, he's just been around long enough and fairly successful so people ignore it now. Bron Breakker, Oney Lorcan, and Husky Harris lead the NXT-style names. Dean Ambrose is one that gets forgiven more because of the guy's talent. Going back to the mid 2000s you had some awful "brother" tag teams like Doug and Danny Basham and James and Chad Dick. If Bron Breakker as name is death, Dolph Ziggler is... Wait for it ... MEGADEATH! 2 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, MoeCristyV.1.6 said: If Bron Breakker as name is death, Dolph Ziggler is... Wait for it ... MEGADEATH! This post works so much better in conjunction with your signature 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 13 hours ago, Morganti said: It would be like drag families. There should be more crossover between wrestling and drag, in my opinion. Many similarities. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mr Harms said: There should be more crossover between wrestling and drag, in my opinion. Many similarities. Drag (specifically Drag Race) is how I explained the Malakai Black vs Cody match to my fiancee. Malakai was Peppermint. Cody was Cynthia Lee Fontaine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, GodzillaPerez said: Drag (specifically Drag Race) is how I explained the Malakai Black vs Cody match to my fiancee. Malakai was Peppermint. Cody was Cynthia Lee Fontaine. Not sure, man, I felt bad for Cynthia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mr Harms said: Not sure, man, I felt bad for Cynthia. I like Cynthia but her Sofia Vergara was the Cody's neck tattoo of Snatch Game impressions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, GodzillaPerez said: I like Cynthia but her Sofia Vergara was the Cody's neck tattoo of Snatch Game impressions Huge pop from my missus on that one, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 The first time someone told me about drag races I very naively thought they were super into drag racing with like, ya know, cars. They were telling me that there was even an Australian scene and I was thinking, well duh, Mad Max. I'm not very smart... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, Spontaneous said: The first time someone told me about drag races I very naively thought they were super into drag racing with like, ya know, cars. They were telling me that there was even an Australian scene and I was thinking, well duh, Mad Max. I'm not very smart... I thought it was a Pimp My Ride style show with RuPaul. And I don’t care about cars so I never watched it. Then I met my girlfriend who is as into drag and I am wrestling, and our worlds merged. If Ru is Vince, are Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews Brisco & Patterson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mr Harms said: I thought it was a Pimp My Ride style show with RuPaul. And I don’t care about cars so I never watched it. Then I met my girlfriend who is as into drag and I am wrestling, and our worlds merged. If Ru is Vince, are Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews Brisco & Patterson? I'd say Michelle is more Bruce Pritchard and Ross & Carson are Brisco and Patterson. Courtney Act is CM Punk seeing how Ru wants nothing to do with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Do you watch/ listen to Nobodies Watching Wrestling? They're on YouTube and Spotify. Drag Queens (and friend(s)) reviewing wrestling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 I always thought the Apollo Crews name was the laziest. It always felt like "He's kinda got an Apollo Creed feel or maybe Terry Crews...Terry Creed!" "Wait, hear me out, Apollo Crews!" "Brilliant!" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jimbo_Tsuruta Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 18 hours ago, The Idiot King said: Is there a general consensus on the worst WWE-name of all time? Wes Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoae Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 The worst name discussion has reminded me that Vince once stuck poor Funaki with the monicker "Kung Fu Naki". Ugh. Not sure NXT names are any worse than names in the 90's. Bron Breakker or.... Bastion Booger? Duke "The Dumpster" Droese? Thurman "Sparky Plugg? Puke? Chilly McFreeze (l forgot about him and laughing way too much at the name)? TL Hopper? Arachnaman? Val Venis (allegedly a riff on "my pal penis"), Actually, my vote for worst gimmick name of recent times is probably Shorty G. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 We're all forgetting about the legendary non-names of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) Oney Lorcan is definitely a crap name. If you've got a gimmick name that's not immediately obvious how to pronounce, you've come up with a bad name. I can't be the only one who referred to him and fellow black trunks, slaphead Burch as Oney and Twoey, right? Edited September 16, 2021 by Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eoae said: Actually, my vote for worst gimmick name of recent times is probably Shorty G. Chad Gable having to sell that spoonful of shit like it was the genius idea that would get him over was hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Actually, in terms of awful name paired with even worse gimmick, it's hard to overlook Kerwin White. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 The Kerwin name was a rib on one of their backstage guys at least. I always thought Bam Neely was particularly dreadful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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