The Natural Posted July 26, 2021 Author Share Posted July 26, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, nofuture said: If the series doesn't end with Vince swaggering out of the courthouse with "No Chance in Hell" playing, why even bother. Edited July 26, 2021 by The Natural 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, The Natural said: My absolute favorite crazy Vince story is the one where he looks at somebody i can't remember and says, "I'm an incredible dancer for a white man. " 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, supremebve said: My absolute favorite crazy Vince story is the one where he looks at somebody i can't remember and says, "I'm an incredible dancer for a white man. " I remember that story too! Cant remember who he was talking to, but im almost sure this occurred while The Rock was hosting SNL for the first time prior to WM2K - the musical guest was Vince's favorite band AC/DC, and I think they were watching band rehearsals 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Wyld Samurai said: It's going to be a low rent Larry Flynt without any boobies Other than pritchard. (Will also accept Laurinitis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 8 minutes ago, Zakk_Sabbath said: I remember that story too! Cant remember who he was talking to, but im almost sure this occurred while The Rock was hosting SNL for the first time prior to WM2K - the musical guest was Vince's favorite band AC/DC, and I think they were watching band rehearsals It's just an incredibly goofy thing to say out loud as a non-sequitur. I would have no idea how to respond to that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 I think everyone is overlooking how absolutely bonkers Vince is going to be about casting himself for the series. We're either going to get a digitally de-aged Vince playing himself or a Hemsworth brother doing a full Thor steroid cycle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shartnado Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Zimbra said: I think everyone is overlooking how absolutely bonkers Vince is going to be about casting himself for the series. We're either going to get a digitally de-aged Vince playing himself or a Hemsworth brother doing a full Thor steroid cycle. "No, no, no! Dammit! I didn't mean THIS one! Bring me the GOOD Helmsleyworth brother, NOW! And if someone is trying to bring me Karl Anderson again as a good brother, I will strangle you with my own damn hands! The joke wasn't funny the first two times!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 13 minutes ago, Zimbra said: I think everyone is overlooking how absolutely bonkers Vince is going to be about casting himself for the series. We're either going to get a digitally de-aged Vince playing himself or a Hemsworth brother doing a full Thor steroid cycle. Now I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking about who Vice would cast as himself. A Hemsworth brother is a good suggestion, but I don't think he actually pay anyone anything close to what it would take to hire any of them. Part if me thinks he'd just use Randy Orton, because of the chin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Vince’s pop culture reference point hasn’t reached the Hemsworths yet. “Get me that young up and comer Val Kilmer” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 I think they nab the star of The Marine series, The Miz. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 The obvious answer is Cena in a hairpiece. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 They'll just use Triple H or Steph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 In all seriousness, I've only ever believed there to be one actor who could pull off playing Vince to nigh perfection. Michael Shannon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, supremebve said: My absolute favorite crazy Vince story is the one where he looks at somebody i can't remember and says, "I'm an incredible dancer for a white man. " Bruce Prichard told the story on his podcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, nate said: In all seriousness, I've only ever believed there to be one actor who could pull off playing Vince to nigh perfection. Michael Shannon Hope I timestamped this right... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 I wasn't joking. Triple H or Steph. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 21 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Filed under " Pestilence you can't endure "... Jeff Hardy has tested positive for COVID. Honestly COVID probably isn't one of the 10,000 most deadly things that have ever entered his body so he should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 30 minutes ago, John from Cincinnati said: Hope I timestamped this right... Wut? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 2 hours ago, supremebve said: Now I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking about who Vice would cast as himself. A Hemsworth brother is a good suggestion, but I don't think he actually pay anyone anything close to what it would take to hire any of them. Part if me thinks he'd just use Randy Orton, because of the chin. In a battle between Vince's ego and Vince's parsimony I'm giving a narrow lead to his ego, especially if they get someone else to finance it. I didn't even think of the third option, which is that they throw a bunch of money at an Oscar winner to try to give Vince some gravitas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Daniel Day-Lewis in the role of a lifetime... 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Ultimo Necro said: Vince’s pop culture reference point hasn’t reached the Hemsworths yet. “Get me that young up and comer Val Kilmer” If live to be there when Vince hires Val Kilmer thinking he's getting the guy from Batman and then this dude shows up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf&Subs Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 29 minutes ago, supremebve said: If live to be there when Vince hires Val Kilmer thinking he's getting the guy from Batman and then this dude shows up. That’s pretty accurate to today’s Vince. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 42 minutes ago, Zimbra said: In a battle between Vince's ego and Vince's parsimony I'm giving a narrow lead to his ego, especially if they get someone else to finance it. I didn't even think of the third option, which is that they throw a bunch of money at an Oscar winner to try to give Vince some gravitas. Is there a young Al Pacino around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 1 hour ago, sabremike said: Honestly COVID probably isn't one of the 10,000 most deadly things that have ever entered his body so he should be fine. “Jeff, you have tested positive for Covid, however, you also suffer from a thing called 3 stooges syndrome… don’t worry, it’s quite common in wrestling, Vince, Ric Flair and X-PAC have all had it” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Very random, but does anyone know if WWE is still planning on leaving Titan Tower to move to the old RBS building in Stamford? There's been so much other stuff going on with the pandemic and within wrestling the last year that I sort of forgot about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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