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I recommend watching the BBC version of Jamie Smith's wicket, where they're basically saying that only a wanker of the first water would get out to Marnus Labuschagne's medium short theory.

Of course, since the theory was that any non-Root batter playing for England was a wanker, it worked.

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On 1/5/2026 at 12:33 PM, DangerMark said:

I recommend watching the BBC version of Jamie Smith's wicket, where they're basically saying that only a wanker of the first water would get out to Marnus Labuschagne's medium short theory.

Of course, since the theory was that any non-Root batter playing for England was a wanker, it worked.

I always listen to Test Match Special and the videos showing their reactions while commentating. I've watched cricket for 30 years and THAT Jamie Smith dismissal is one of the worst I've easily ever seen. Fucking terrible. Not far behind is Will Jacks wicket today. Alex Hartley, a great new addition to TMS was on commentary when both happened. She doesn't pull her punches.

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2 minutes ago, DangerMark said:

I once heard Alex Hartley drop this doozy: "New Zealand have been so poor in this series and I'm getting sick of watching them."

Have you seen/heard her reaction to Will Jacks dismissal yet?

  • 2 weeks later...
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If there's anyone between me and her, I'd tell them to "Get Outta My Way" so I could do some "Loco-motion" with her in the nets..

 

(Settle down, Fozzie-cito)

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This is a gosh-darned Cricket thread, take this boorish behaviour into the Football board where it belongs.

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Toned down the language: it is the Cricket thread, after all.
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Never in doubt, what are you talking about?

Says Mark, who was listening to TMS wide eyed while Luke Wood bowled a nine ball over with the ominously named Lokesh Bam in the middle.

  • 1 month later...
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Baseball banned fielding shifts, I'd love to see what the captain of the US national baseball team would do on a cricket field if he had to set a field.

  • 2 months later...
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England vs. New Zealand. Men's International Test Match Series - 1st Test - Day 1 of 5.

New Zealand win toss and bowl first.

England 55-5 after 20 overs.

Same old England.

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