ANIMAL CROSSING: New Horizons

[Zimbra]

I have an empty house right now but every new villager I meet is a gym bro and I don't need another one of those.  I'm trying to get the right mix of weirdos, stoners, and grumps.

[Death From Above]

1 hour ago, Zimbra said:

I have an empty house right now but every new villager I meet is a gym bro and I don't need another one of those.  I'm trying to get the right mix of weirdos, stoners, and grumps.

The best one I've seen on stream is Octavian, whose house interior is literally the motherfucking moon.

[odessasteps]

I have a bird (crow?) who is a DJ so has music equipment and the “we’re open” sign in his house.

[SirSmUgly]

2 hours ago, Craig H said:

That's great and all, but he reduced the interest rate on savings accounts so fuck him. 

He gave you a rug to make up for it breh, stop whining.

[Casey]

I opened Nook’s Cranny and the Museum, and furnished the interior and exterior for three houses and all I get is a rug or wallpaper?

How many bells does it cost for a guillotine?

[Craig H]

3 hours ago, Zimbra said:

I have an empty house right now but every new villager I meet is a gym bro and I don't need another one of those.  I'm trying to get the right mix of weirdos, stoners, and grumps.

Right now we only have one gym bro, but he's also excellent at building stuff and gives you decent recipes. Other than that, we have a rhino that's all into painting, a weirdo that always wanders around at night and complains about having fleas, and I haven't met the other villager who just moved in on Wednesday.

And yeah, I'm breaking my fucking back single-handedly making this island into something decent and Tom Nook just fuckin' hangs out in his hut all day drinking , talking shit about the art dealer guy, while Timmy and Tommy are notoriously shitty close talkers and are always up in your business in Nook's Cranny. And I met that art dealer and he was an alright guy and sold me a real painting. Well, at least Blathers thought it was real.

[Casey]

This game will turn the current generation of kids into socialists.

I see what you’re doing Nintendo. And I like it.

[John E. Dynamite]

3 hours ago, Casey said:

This game will turn the current generation of kids into socialists.

I see what you’re doing Nintendo. And I like it.

A lot of people would argue the Blue Shell is a Marxist construct.

Edited May 2, 2020 by John E. Dynamite

[Casey]

We blast “Comrade K.K.” in my house.

[RIPPA]

If I breakdown and get a Switch and Animal Crossing - you fuckers better still be playing it

[odessasteps]

That prob wont be a problem. 

im at 4 stars grinding towards 5. 

And only 1 visit from Redd.

[Casey]

I've yet to visit or have visitors from anyone on my friends list.

99% of my friends list are you fuckers 

[Brian Fowler]

46 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

If I breakdown and get a Switch and Animal Crossing - you fuckers better still be playing it

I got a Switch Lite about a week ago, and AC yesterday. Submit to us Phil...

[Travis Sheldon]

9 hours ago, Casey said:

I've yet to visit or have visitors from anyone on my friends list.

99% of my friends list are you fuckers 

Whenever I open up my island or go searching for friends to visit there's no one .

 

[RIPPA]

I hate all of you

I ordered my Switch Lite and game. Small chance I will have it by the end of the week (most likely it will be next week)

Because there are literally no machines in a 250 mile radius of my place - I had to trick the system and buy a bundle WITH A GAME MY SON ALREADY OWNS! Grr....

If you start getting requests at 3 AM - you will know who they are from

[Matt D]

30 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

I hate all of you

I ordered my Switch Lite and game. Small chance I will have it by the end of the week (most likely it will be next week)

Because there are literally no machines in a 250 mile radius of my place - I had to trick the system and buy a bundle WITH A GAME MY SON ALREADY OWNS! Grr....

If you start getting requests at 3 AM - you will know who they are from

Getting a switch (classic) for the wife and kids for this was absolutely brutal. I got lucky and was able to make a couple of 8 am Target runs a month or so ago. I have to admit that it was worth it. They've all logged a lot of hours on it and it's helped in the midst of all of this. Plus I ended up with toilet paper one of those times, so....

[odessasteps]

1 hour ago, RIPPA said:

if you start getting requests at 3 AM - you will know who they are from

Me? 
 

late night playing (unless you “ time travel”) is necessary to see meteor showers and get star fragments. 

[J.T.]

1 hour ago, RIPPA said:

I hate all of you

I ordered my Switch Lite and game. Small chance I will have it by the end of the week (most likely it will be next week)

Because there are literally no machines in a 250 mile radius of my place - I had to trick the system and buy a bundle WITH A GAME MY SON ALREADY OWNS! Grr....

If you start getting requests at 3 AM - you will know who they are from

Your weakness sickens me.

[RIPPA]

25 minutes ago, J.T. said:

Your weakness sickens me.

If Bungie had fixed their shit - this wouldn't have happened

[J.T.]

41 minutes ago, RIPPA said:

If Bungie had fixed their shit - this wouldn't have happened

I cannot disagree with this.  If PSO2 weren't a deliberate cash grab, I'd still be playing and if Cyberpunk 2077 were out already, I'd have ditched long ago.

Edited May 6, 2020 by J.T.

[Zimbra]

I started to get into flower breeding until I realized there is a whole-ass genetics system for the flowers and I don't think I have the time or interest for this.

[Casey]

My island’s flag is now the Minoru Suzuki skull.

That’s all I have to add to this topic right now.

[odessasteps]

1 hour ago, Zimbra said:

I started to get into flower breeding until I realized there is a whole-ass genetics system for the flowers and I don't think I have the time or interest for this.

I am just planting lots of flowers to try and get my 5 star rating. Hope I don’t need to do the Gregor Mendel deal to get it.  

[Zimbra]

2 minutes ago, odessasteps said:

I am just planting lots of flowers to try and get my 5 star rating. Hope I don’t need to do the Gregor Mendel deal to get it.  

I don't think you have to do any flower breeding to get five stars.  Sounds like the biggest determinants are having a bunch of stuff outside, spread around the island and cutting way down on trees.

[Brian Fowler]

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