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25 minutes ago, Craig H said:

Random thought, but I wish Arm had a badass daughter in wrestling too so maybe at some point we could get that theoretical person, Tessa, and Charlotte teaming together.

Well Arn isn’t even a real Anderson. Just get him to find a women’s wrestler from the indies. Tell her to shave her hair into a skullet, and not use Nair for weeks.

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7 hours ago, SorceressKnight said:

 

Through all the WWE's problems- even up to today, WWE never quite got the right time when people were sick of the top hero and knew "this is the time to turn them"- with only Bret Hart in 1997 turning heel right when the fans were ready to boo them. 

 

Bret was a face for all of 1997, pal.

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2 minutes ago, The Natural said:

 

That would be great. Given the Kabuki Warriors turn, I think she'd be a better fit for them now than Paige.

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2 hours ago, BurningBeard said:

Nobody can model quite like The Model

 

I really want to go back in time and ask, "So, dressing like a ship's captain?  What made you decide on that?  Why not a train conductor, or better yet a a dude who drives a stagecoach?"

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1 hour ago, Edwin said:

That would be great. Given the Kabuki Warriors turn, I think she'd be a better fit for them now than Paige.

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

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1 minute ago, Burgundy LaRue said:

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

I've come to the conclusion that raggedy is the single funniest descriptor of a person in the English language.  If you call someone raggedy, you'll always get a least a chuckle out of me.

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4 hours ago, Burgundy LaRue said:

Nah. They don't need a manager. The only Japanese I speak is Hello Kitty, and I knew Asuka/Kairi were saying "These raggedy heifers think they're better than us! Let's fuck them up!"
 

I swear WCW once put Great Muta on commentary in Nitro's dying days and he got away with repeating the same random gibberish before screaming "FUCK YOU UP!" 

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they don't need a manager but between Asuka's revival of green mist and Kairi's Piperesque eye pokes I do kinda want them to have a Mrs. Fuji (complete with bowler hat) hitting people with a cane to help them out.

I propose they bring in Yin Ling The Erotic Terrorist to finally get herself a U.S. payday.

She's got a son to support after all.

(no, seriously, she really does now, I couldn't remember how to spell her name so I actually had to look her up for the sake of this gag)

 

 

 

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