Virgil's dick is huge

He will flop it on your desk

And the desk will shake

Superstar Virgil

There is no one on his line

The internet laughs

Big Dave Batista

Collects Barbie Lunch Boxes

Let's all point and laugh

Jerry is a king

He is a fan of fast food

and underage girls

I love Steve Blackman

He would kill all of my foes

If he loved me back

I love JBL

It began in the shower

When he soaped my ass

 

Ghostwritten for the Miz.

You two can stop now

You're doing it wrong!

Rippa saved this thread

but still we must say fuck him

for tourney brackets

To get this back on track, not sure if this was posted before but Sami Zayn's band shirt is an absolute must buy.  http://shop.wwe.com/Sami-Zayn-%22Underdog-From-The-Underground%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/W09069,default,pd.html?dwvar_W09069_color=Miltary%20Green&start=1&q=Sami%20Zayn

 

 

EDIT:  WWE Shop has some vintage shirts that I might consider.  The Ambrose one is wacky enough to work.

 

http://shop.wwe.com/WWE-Junk-Food-Apparel/junk-food,default,sc.html

That's a cool catchphrase.  The Underdog from the Underground.  Vince will probably steal it and give it to the Roman.  

Well since I just got a charge from WWE in my bank account I'm assuming my shirt was finally shipped

I used my $25 coupon from the Network to get that Sami Zayn shirt. First wrestling shirt I've bought since Punk's 2011 shirt.

The Ambrose horror punk shirt is great

Jeez, the more I look at the Cena vintage shirt the more I like it.  That is far superior to the crap he's worn the past few years.  Now I'm thinking back to the cool as fuck shirts that he had that played off old WWF logos.  It was in his Word Life phase and you'd have the block WWF logo and WM logo used to make that work.  Two of my favorites.  They should try to go back to that.

The Ambrose horror punk shirt is great

 

Oh yeah.

Three killer shirts in the span of a couple weeks.  The Sami, Cena and Ambrose shirts are must buys for sure (unless I can wait for clearance, which I'm not sure I can)  And that's not counting Prowrestlingtees or similar sites.

 

It's like they're saying "Fuck your money, give it to us!" and I'm all like "Okay"

The Ambrose horror punk shirt is great

Oh yeah.

You guys beat me to it. The Ambrose horror punk shirt is fucking awesome!

I think we found Piranesi's next wrestling shirt.

The Randy Orton car decal:

^ That's tremendous.

Is that real?

Yep

I'll take ten