cwoy2j Posted February 9, 2014 Posted February 9, 2014 This thread needs more Stan Hansen. "I'm not in a big ego rush. I'm not after the bright lights and the little women! I got a big fat wife and 9 kids and I gotta feed em!" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2skcg_larry-zbyszko-s-in-this-corner-w-st_sport 2
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 Given every bad promo seems to be typified by unnecessary swearing, can we change the thread title? 1
Bustronaut Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 People mock Hellwig because he's a little crazy, but good lord could he get his character across. Promo one - the "crash the plane" promo that everyone had fun with on the Destructicity DVD, but if you actually watch the entire thing, there's an amazing range shown by Hellwig, and it elevates the match to god versus god. Promo two - Warrior paints himself as the yang to Hogan's yin, not-so-subtly heeling it up: http://youtu.be/pb9aAXo-u78 1
Lazlo Woodbine Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 I just watched this, which is a burger eating contest with Jim Cornette and a few Scottish wrestlers, that led me to this, which is Joe Hendry's promo for the contest, the song of which will burrow into your brain. Anyway, that led to this. Amazing. Why aren't more smug heels making pop videos? After that, you might want to see him beaten down by a stocky, hairy Irishman, so here's that, skip to the 3 minute mark if you can't wait. 1
cool arrow Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 "He's goes after defenseless chickens!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS-qXGGBMIY that was terrible. Steen can't be a heel. Not without Corino as a mouthpiece, anyway.
KidKash202 Posted March 1, 2014 Posted March 1, 2014 Yea Dolph. http://www.wwe.com/videos/byron-saxton-interviews-dolph-ziggler-wwe-app-exclusive-feb-28-2014-26186141 1
The Natural Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 One of the best promos ever. Be hard to top it this year. 1
Thomas Bugg Posted May 27, 2014 Author Posted May 27, 2014 And then there was this one. Paul Heyman has been on fire this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00cZ6G_1ICU
Thomas Bugg Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Bray Wyatt's promo from Smackdown was awesome 1
hammerva Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 Saw this on my twitter feed and couldn't resist. It was from AIW Wrestling from Josh Prohibition. 2
Thomas Bugg Posted June 22, 2014 Author Posted June 22, 2014 Saw this on my twitter feed and couldn't resist. It was from AIW Wrestling from Josh Prohibition. Dude, I was about to say something about how old he's gotten, but......WOW, what a fucking promo!!!
Thomas Bugg Posted July 12, 2014 Author Posted July 12, 2014 Two for the price of one- Jim Cornette, and the Horsemen's response.
Ramsey Posted July 14, 2014 Posted July 14, 2014 Ric Flair, covered in green mist and red blood, cuts a promo right off the top of his head. The master in his prime. Promo starts at 4:17. 3
Web Conn Posted July 16, 2014 Posted July 16, 2014 Raven addressing Terry Funk before Barely Legal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fJpQ4XtKvc
Ultimo Necro Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 So here's Jerry Lawler, who nearly died the last time I saw him wrestle, accepting a match with Kevin Steen, in 2014. Why cant this Lawler been on TV every Monday??? 1
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 God, that promo and my enduring status as a Lawler mark almost make me want to see a Kevin Steen match in 2014. Almost. Lawler can still talk. So how is it that he's so bad as a commentator?
cubbymark Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Bonus points for milking Andy Kaufman 30 years later.
Domino_Not_Deuce Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Brock Lesnar is the true lord of pro wrestling. 4
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