MLB 2013: PLAYOFFS

[Jiji]

Where, oh, where can my Jon Jay be? The Lord took him away from me...

[piranesi]

Hooligans.

 

Joe Kelly clearly understands the importance of obeying authority.

 

YOU ARE A HERO, JOE KELLY!  THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!!!!

[elizium]

Rick Sutcliffe's key to the game? Which 3rd base coach is going to fuck up first.

[piranesi]

So, that pitch to Beltran was probably our one mistake pitch for the game.  And we got a double out of it.

 

So dead now.

[Ryan]

Sutcliffe will fall out of the press box crushing some fans and force the game to be cancelled.

[piranesi]

Well, at least without Jay in there we avoided that potential inside-the-park homerun by Ramirez.

[Ryan]

Ouch, right in the Molinas.

[Ryan]

Get back in the coach's box.

[Ryan]

I await La Russa drunkenly ranting by himself in a toilet stall about Mattingly stealing their signs to hit Molina in the groin.

[piranesi]

[piranesi]

What we've learned here is that there always has to be a Jon Jay.  If he's not out there himself...look around, brothers, because it's going to be one of you.

[Jiji]

Just think how badly the Cards would be winning with Jon Jay.

[piranesi]

If Michael Wacha swings the bat once I am going to shit myself.

 

 

 

edit: Nevermind.  Once again, I am the opposite of correct.

 

In other news...THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[Ryan]

The Dodgers still have a slight probability of winning~! Something around -400%.

[piranesi]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I now present a transcript of Ernie Johnson at the end of the seventh inning:

 

 

 All that goes into the well-known Cardinal way.  There was a great article by Paul White in USA today that really summarizes the whole thing talking about integrity, playing hard, working hard, doing all little things the right way and being accountable for you actions, and players who embrace the high expectations of this organization

 

HEAR, HEAR!

HEAR, HEAR!

HEAR, HEAR!

[piranesi]

BLYESH! BLYESH! BLYESH!

BLYESH! BLYESH!

BLYESH! BLYESH! BLYESH!
BLYESH! BLYESH! BLYESH!
 

[JRGoldman]

Fuckin ball game.

[Ryan]

I hope Busch Stadium burns to the ground. This is unrelated to the Cardinals.

[elizium]

Oh god, the Red Sox are going to win this whole thing aren't they?

 

Fowler, Piranesi....I need you to marshal all the mojo you can to will your teams to victory.

[Brian Fowler]

I'm just living in fear of having to root for Boston...

Scherzer and Verlander. Scherzer and Verlander.

[elizium]

DON'T DO IT.

 

At least if the Cards win, we get some good gifs.

[Brian Fowler]

Fuck the Cardinals.

Scherzer and Verlander.

[piranesi]

Listen, you guys have fun with all that mess.

 

And the Cardinals will grant an audience on October 23 to whichever.

 

 

Until then:

 

[Travis Sheldon]

Congrats to the Cards and their fans. Dodgers shot their wad with that mid-season run they had.

I'm getting too old to care much for the pitch-by-pitch anymore, so I listened to a bit of Vin Scully 'til they were down 4-0 and then switched over to GTA online.

I'm out.

[elizium]

It is nice that the Dodgers are competitive again. It seems like the majors should have a good Dodger team. I feel bad for Kershaw, hopefully they can break through in the next few years.