Jerry Hattrick Posted September 29, 2013 Posted September 29, 2013 In spite of Rippa going to throw the banhammer on me for this comment, I gotta say, go Cowboys and Redskins! I got some HAM riding on these games.* takes a look at this week's ham pics *Fuck! I forgot I picked Oakland.
Mr. Monday Morning Posted September 29, 2013 Posted September 29, 2013 I get back from what was an entertaining game at Wembley to see there is some confusion over who the worst team in the league is. The Jags have been outscored129-31 in 4 games. That's an average final score of 32-8 fact fans. They are dead last in: -Points per Game scored -Yards per game gained -Average yards per play gained (3.6!) -Rushing yards per game conceded They are historically, woefully bad, and I could not be happier since I stand to make quite a bit if they go 0-16. I just know the Bills will find a way to fuck it up for me somehow but whatever, optimism reigns. -edit- I am not even touching the Giants stats for fear of what will happen. Yikes.
supremebve Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 An injury to Manning is the only wildcard in this scenario. . . . That would make this season the most and least interesting season of all time. The Seahawks are still kicking ass though. I know I'm biased, but the Browns turning into team *shoulder shrug* fuck it, is my favorite storyline going forward. They've faked two kicks, and pulled a surprise onside in their two wins, and I hope that they keep it up. I want them to pull out all of the stops, with trick plays, more fake kicks, and basically any and everything that would make every team worried about losing to some bullshit ass play. 1
piranesi Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 It just hit me how much I miss watching KING OF THE HILL after watching the Cowboys lose.
Josh Mann Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 By trying to stretch for the goal line from too far out, Terrance Williams represents all of Skee-Lo's wishes. 3
Charlie M. Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 The glee and excitement expressed by Adrian Petersen over Matt Cassel can not be a good sign for the Pondering Christian. Also, poor AP that he gets excited over the QB play of Cassel. 1
Death From Above Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 I'm pretty sure Brady just threw a TD to one of those auto-generated rookies from the Madden video games. 2
Charlie M. Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 He's Matt Damon on steroids. Don't believe me, just google image search him like I just did. 1
Burgundy LaRue Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Matthew Mulligan sounds like a social studies teacher fresh out of college, not a NFL wide receiver.
Death From Above Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 He's Matt Damon on steroids. Don't believe me, just google image search him like I just did.
Charlie M. Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 He's been in the league for six seasons! Clearly last season was his breakout year with the Rams where he had a career high 8 receptions.
Josh Mann Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 I can safely conclude that 4th and short is not Atlanta's thing.
jaedmc Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 I just said to my wife, "I need Thompkins to score a TD if I'm to have a shot at winning" and the very next play, blam. WHERE WERE THESE POWERS EARLIER TODAY?!
Brian Fowler Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 It's funny, Jae, but I still can't find my pants...
Death From Above Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Brady really is a magnificent bastard. 1
jaedmc Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Fuuuuuuuck, I'm exactly 1.00 point down. C'monnnnnnn.
Death From Above Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 I honestly haven't figured that out yet either, but statistically they've got to be way ahead of par so far this year.
Charlie M. Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 The alternative is Matt Ryan and the Falcons offense is not good. They have no running game and waiting for Stephen Jackson to get healthy is not a good plan.
Josh Mann Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 They just don't cause a lot of disaster plays. Good football defense, questionable FF defense.
Death From Above Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Tony Gonzalez is really having some kind of game, though it may not matter.
just drew Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Damn this is embarrassing. Matt Ryan isn't the problem. No one in football can win behind this offensive line. I could find four meatheads working the door at the Cheetah right now in Atlanta who could protect better than this...
jaedmc Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 THAT WORKED?!?! I need Brady with the ball! nooooooo!
piranesi Posted September 30, 2013 Posted September 30, 2013 Please let this be the most ridiculous ending.
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