2017 NFL: WEEK FOUR

[Niners Fan in CT]

I adore Juice 

[Kevin Wilson]

SF taking 75% of the overtime period and only getting a field goal was the least entertaining 15 minutes of football I watched today.

[Niners Fan in CT]

Ok.   Secondary blew it.   49ers are in the 0-4 club.  Draft positioning is under way  

[BobbyWhioux]

Shoeless Kyle Shanahan, ladies and gentlemen

 

[Niners Fan in CT]

I can't change my avatar until the 49ers find a better QB.  I'll be waiting a while.. 

[Death From Above]

Jesus, even Corpse Of Colts vs Seahawks is close so far.

[Justin877]

Seems Super Cam Newton showed up today!  I left him sitting on my fantasy bench and would have loved to have his 39 point output  

[J.T.]

Fuck the Ravens. 

I legit marked when this happened on live television..

 

[J.T.]

Steelers win and both Dallas and the Pats lose today.  This weekend would've been completely perfect I had been able to go to the MCW even and gotten my photo op with Rosemary.

Alas, Soldiers need training and that new fucking sleeper sofa we just put on our Value City Furniture credit account isn't going to pay for itself.

[Brian Fowler]

8 hours ago, Kevin Wilson said:

Looks like Vikings RB Dalvin Cook will miss the rest of the year.

 

As soon as they showed the replay, I was pretty sure he blew his knee. Non-contact knee injuries are always awful.

[JLSigman]

16 hours ago, Niners Fan in CT said:

Gano though? Dicey 

I said, "We're so fucked", and a friend of mine said, "Oh not that twatwaffle!"

We both promise to be nice to Gano (until he misses another easy one).

[Super Ape]

Not that I believe your average NFL owner is capable of shame or embarrassment, but I hope everyone who voted for the Chargers' move to LA* felt something like it watching that game and seeing travelling Eagles fans overpower the Chargers' home crowd with ease.

Of course, they probably also thought "haha, we're fleecing all of SoCal dry and sticking these losers with the bill," so who knows.

*Except Jeffrey Lurie, who probably thought the crowd visuals were hilarious.

[Death From Above]

I remember that happening as well a couple times the last season in the old stadium too. Steelers, and Raiders I think. I remember commenting at the time how embarrassing it looked to have the visiting fans clearly making more noise than the home team. But, it's kind of hard to rah rah over a team that you already know is out the door too.

[Death From Above]

5 hours ago, JLSigman said:

I said, "We're so fucked", and a friend of mine said, "Oh not that twatwaffle!"

We both promise to be nice to Gano (until he misses another easy one).

Things I never expected to see: The Patriots made humble by Oh No Graham Gano.

[Lamp, broken circa 1988]

Reporting in from San Diego- I can tell you that a lot of people I know are laughing very deeply and joyously over the whole LA Chargers thing. An 0-4 start with multiple "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" endings has been the best/funniest possible outcome. Although I will say this- there is no need to blame any owners but Dean Spanos. Both for the move, and for the lack of fanbase. Dean did both of these things. I currently cannot decide what is a funnier outcome: Chargers forced to move back to San Diego, or Spanos forced to sell. No one likes him and he is a liability for the rest of the owners with his craven clumsiness.

[dogwelder]

Wow, Pryor actually didn't drop that TD!

[RIPPA]

Sigh

This season is going to be a 17 week constant dick punch

[dogwelder]

Skins still can't cover TEs

[hammerva]

And someone who is facing the Chiefs Defense in fantasy football is furious right now  

But someone who gambled on the Chiefs is dancing in the streets 

 

[Kuetsar]

Anyone who bet on the Redskins too, I'd imagine. Talk about a backdoor cover. . . 

[Pete]

Kids, don't gamble.