J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Tito Santana may have been near forty, but his cardio was around twenty two. Eighty percent of why that match works is because Tito sells his hurt and times his hope spots in between Warlord's gasps for air. With there being so many upper card heels, RAW needs a quality JITS to put guys over so Sami has a very important job, but even Barry Horowitz had high profile clean victories every once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Zac_Fu said: Strauman's promo boiled him down to being Beefcake-era Erc Carman. "Screw you guys, I do what I waaaant!" and I'm surprised Vince didn't have him throw in a "Cash me outside, howbahdah?!" Your typo got this "Hungry Eyes" stuck in my head. Edited March 28, 2017 by Dewar embedded Youtube link would not work... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, piranesi said: Seth Rollins's big speech was basically Meryl Streep's in KRAMER VS. KRAMER. i don't think we should just let that go by. I thought his lines about finding the person he was before he met HHH and getting back to liking himself made him sound like a strong, independent woman who don't need no man for nothin. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, cwoy2j said: I thought his lines about finding the person he was before he met HHH and getting back to liking himself made him sound like a strong, independent woman who don't need no man for nothin. Please, let us prevent "I am Rollins, hear me roar," from becoming a meme. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, J.T. said: Please, let us prevent "I am Rollins, hear me roar," from becoming a meme. How Seth Got His Groove Back. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Burgundy LaRue said: I was done giving post Mania Raw a pass two years ago when those fucking pigs whose testicles haven't even dropped started screaming "She screws this wrestler" during the women's match. Go crawl back into your mother's diseased womb so she can miscarry you retroactively if that's something you find entertaining. That was particularly tasteless. Makes me glad that Paige is out right now. I already spotted a "Paige+2" sign last night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I'm just amazed it took this long for us to hear Seth Rollins scream the words: "Now that I've had some time to think about ME!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Burgundy LaRue said: I was done giving post Mania Raw a pass two years ago when those fucking pigs whose testicles haven't even dropped started screaming "She screws this wrestler" during the women's match. Go crawl back into your mother's diseased womb so she can miscarry you retroactively if that's something you find entertaining. Holy shit, B. "When Go Fuck Yourself simply won't do." I feel badly for Paige. This dumb shit may never go away. She may never be able to step into a wrestling ring again without bullshit following her everywhere she goes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 So I may have taken my sleep medication a little earlier than usual last night, but that last segment was fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Raw after Mania XI is the first one I remember the show feeling special and like a season premiere. Had the Blaze/Bull classic, Bertha Faye debut beatdown, Sid turning on HBK, Diesel making the save... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 hour ago, cwoy2j said: I thought his lines about finding the person he was before he met HHH and getting back to liking himself made him sound like a strong, independent woman who don't need no man for nothin. HHH and Seth are Ike and Tina Turner. Good job WWE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: HHH and Seth are Ike and Tina Turner. Good job WWE. Come on, sit down and eat some cake, Seth. This cake real good. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said: The Raw after Mania XI is the first one I remember the show feeling special and like a season premiere. Had the Blaze/Bull classic, Bertha Faye debut beatdown, Sid turning on HBK, Diesel making the save... Man, I loved that show, mainly because Blayze/Bull was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 For a minute there, I thought Seth was going to go totally Baptist and say "WHAT PROFITS A MAN TO GAIN THE WORLD AND LOSE HIS SOUL~?" Rollins acknowledging that he sacrificed his friends in exchange for success hopefully telegraphs the Reigns and Ambrose run in when all looks lost It'd be nice since we all know that Corbin and UT are probably going to be victorious in their respective matches against Roman and Dean.. I would probably shed a tear for Shield fist bumps at the end of that match. I have a better chance of sprouting wings than seeing that booking do down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 As much as I hate the current direction, I would mark the fuck out to hear Sierra Hotel India Echo Lima Delta...SHIELD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, J.T. said: For a minute there, I thought Seth was going to go totally Baptist and say "WHAT PROFITS A MAN TO GAIN THE WORLD AND LOSE HIS SOUL~?" Rollins acknowledging that he sacrificed his friends in exchange for success hopefully telegraphs the Reigns and Ambrose run in when all looks lost It'd be nice since we all know that Corbin and UT are probably going to be victorious in their respective matches against Roman and Dean.. I would probably shed a tear for Shield fist bumps at the end of that match. I have a better chance of sprouting wings than seeing that booking do down. I think you might be one of the only people on the internet who thinks Roman isn't winning that match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 A dude can hope. When Roman wins, he'll probably end up drawing even more actual heat than he already has.. UT will go from "the Streak" to dropping two WMs in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 He *did* beat Shane last year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I wish you wouldn't point out to people that I have Alzheimer's. I enjoy meeting all of those new people every day. This really reinforces how shitty WM was last year. Now I must relive in my mind the abortion that was New Day vs. League Of Nations. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 That's your punishment for jetting off to the stars instead of staying with your crew in Los Santos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just now, Dolfan in NYC said: That's your punishment for jetting off to the stars instead of staying with your crew in Los Santos. Damn you for making me remember Ryback vs. Kalisto. The unbearable pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, J.T. said: Damn you for making me remember Ryback vs. Kalisto. The unbearable pain... Now you're in the sunken place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE~! I CANNOT STOP THEM~! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 41 minutes ago, J.T. said: Damn you for making me remember Ryback vs. Kalisto. The unbearable pain... That was a good match, one of the better ones from that show. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, J.T. said: I wish you wouldn't point out to people that I have Alzheimer's. I enjoy meeting all of those new people every day. This really reinforces how shitty WM was last year. Now I must relive in my mind the abortion that was New Day vs. League Of Nations. He also beat Bray Wyatt at WM31. He's starting a new streak. 2-0! 20 more to go to beat the original one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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