Ryan Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Those damn bears don't even wear pants and yet they live in a house, wear glasses and use the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 26, 2013 Author Share Posted August 26, 2013 Those damn bears don't even wear pants and yet they live in a house, wear glasses and use the toilet. You can say nearly the same thing about Ric Flair, like, minus the glasses...and sometimes the toilet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Yeah really, I like to get all my ass wiping information from animated bears. Don't get your info from the rabbit, he may be a bit biased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Oh, and while I'm at it. The first time I seen this commercial, I was awaiting for Neil at the end to pop up beween a couple in bed. http://youtu.be/YuGH9Tf5cjY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I think the most awesome/annoying commercials are local ones; I HAVE A DREAM, TODAY~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 I don't know a motorist in Richmond that doesn't want to do this to a cyclist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Speaking of shitty local commercials, the Mack Mack commecials for the 804's Auto Connection makes me want to drive to all dog shelters and put antifreeze in the water bottles of all of the bulldog cages. The "Girls are getting hotter" commercialb for Axe Chill is the most sexist thing I have ever seen on television. It is great. I am ashamed of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rex-n-effeckx Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 http://youtu.be/yWGcemRDn4E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SovietShooter Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Oh, and while I'm at it. The first time I seen this commercial, I was awaiting for Neil at the end to pop up beween a couple in bed. I loathe eharmony commercials. They have repeated a line in a lot of their spots recently that is something to the effect of "Most successful relationships start on eharmony". Really? 51% of people in relationships met on eharmony? Getdafuckouttahere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 http://youtu.be/yWGcemRDn4E I hate liquor commercials so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I miss these Ads... Remember when you could drink a beer, and use it for a "Wide range of reasons"? Edit: Oh crap, I just realized they were using Saved By The Bell's music, and graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 I kinda like the Jagermeister spots, just because Kerry King is in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Oh, and while I'm at it. The first time I seen this commercial, I was awaiting for Neil at the end to pop up beween a couple in bed. I loathe eharmony commercials. They have repeated a line in a lot of their spots recently that is something to the effect of "Most successful relationships start on eharmony". Really? 51% of people in relationships met on eharmony? Getdafuckouttahere! Ugh. I hate hate HATE eHarmony commercials. That guy is so smarmy yet creepy at the same time, and that was before he started inferring three way action. The one with his "grand-daughter" makes me change the channel. I hate when commercials use "cute" kids, especially when they say stuff like "I told him eHawonee has awl of the hawtest babes". What the fuck kind of kid talks about "hot babes" to their grandfather? The stats are laughable. Anyone who has done internet dating sites will tell you what a cesspool they are. Maybe good for the occasional booty call or one night stand, but you are much better off trying to meet someone at the grocery store than employing an overpriced scam site like eHarmony that makes you complete overly complicated personality "tests" and then blames you for not being able to find anyone because you didn't do them right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The JJ Watt commercial for Yahoo Fantasy Football is fucking epic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61DQGOzpdpE SHUT YOU DOWN, RUSSELL~!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The guy in this commercial deserved that headbutt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vR4LeL0yzE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I am ashamed to say that I love this commercial... even though it has girls dancing in cages in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 The Jon Gruden Hooters commercial is fucking creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 You knew someone would do a spoof sooner or later. It's pretty good: http://youtu.be/WXu6l2EVcG4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 This is my happy place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 *SNARF* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 That commercial is evil, and I totally approve. Some dude just got a big promotion to the 3rd ring of Hell...corner office next to the feces ocean and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 If feels are evil, then I don't want to be good. Aaaaaaand, on a somewhat related note: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 I think I have something in my eye... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 Why are all smartphone commercials now locked in a competition to show that their own customers are the smuggest assholes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Because they're to smug to notice and think that's just how normal people act? Anyway, the new Kia ad with the hamsters(gerbils?) getting in shape is creepy and horrifying. I always hated the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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