NFL OFF FIELD ISSUES

[supremebve]

1 hour ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Now they apparently want to move to Gary, Indiana.  

Gary, Indiana is the only American city I've ever been to and couldn't figure out why anyone would ever want to be there.  I've been to to some pretty rough areas, but Gary is the only one that made me wonder why the whole damn city didn't up and leave.  I cannot see why a team would leave one of the absolute best cities in the country to put their stadium in one of the absolute worst cities in the country.  

[Dolfan in NYC]

Oh boy he really was gonna do it

 

 

[RIPPA]

 

[hammerva]

18 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

So Puka's interesting week continues...

 

Lakers rookie Adou Thierro had his SUV stolen recently.  The LAPD has just arrested two men on suspicion of this.  One is the brother of Puka Nacua

The best part of the arrest is how his dumbass got caught.  I mean if I stole a car especially from a Laker player, I would not do fucking valet parking on said car later 

[zendragon]

4 hours ago, supremebve said:

Gary, Indiana is the only American city I've ever been to and couldn't figure out why anyone would ever want to be there.  I've been to to some pretty rough areas, but Gary is the only one that made me wonder why the whole damn city didn't up and leave.  I cannot see why a team would leave one of the absolute best cities in the country to put their stadium in one of the absolute worst cities in the country.  

I ended up in Gary years ago, the only reason I could see going back was if I was filming a zombie apocalypse film

[Kevin Wilson]

5 hours ago, hammerva said:

The best part of the arrest is how his dumbass got caught.  I mean if I stole a car especially from a Laker player, I would not do fucking valet parking on said car later 

I'm going to hope/assume their excuse will be they thought they had permission or something and got confused, otherwise they are pretty dumb.

[Tabe]

10 hours ago, RIPPA said:

 

Oh man, bring on discovery! 

[zendragon]

On 11/7/2025 at 1:16 PM, Dolfan in NYC said:

Meanwhile Matt Kalil's ex-wife is apparently the coolest person in the world because she's made sure he'll never spend a lonely night again.

https://x.com/TotalProSports/status/1986634851546538274

I guess that's why he's know as "the human milkshake"

Spoiler

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

In actually good news, Randy Moss finished his final chemo treatment this week 

 

 

[sabremike]

On 12/18/2025 at 1:34 PM, supremebve said:

Gary, Indiana is the only American city I've ever been to and couldn't figure out why anyone would ever want to be there.  I've been to to some pretty rough areas, but Gary is the only one that made me wonder why the whole damn city didn't up and leave.  I cannot see why a team would leave one of the absolute best cities in the country to put their stadium in one of the absolute worst cities in the country.  

I saw a video that said crime in Gary is actually lower than you would think because so many people have left there are not many criminals or potential victims left.

[Dolfan in NYC]

The Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas.  I'm guessing this is a tax thing?

[Cobra Commander]

10 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

The Kansas City Chiefs are moving to Kansas.  I'm guessing this is a tax thing?

it's mainly a "Kansas is paying a billion dollars through a sales tax zone covering 1 1/2 counties to build a dome" thing

[Dolfan in NYC]

On 12/23/2025 at 1:12 AM, Cobra Commander said:

it's mainly a "Kansas is paying a billion dollars through a sales tax zone covering 1 1/2 counties to build a dome" thing

Three* but who's counting 

[odessasteps]

 

[Cobra Commander]

you see, gold will rain from the skies

unless they picked the wrong location

then they'll try again and insist the location is right now

[hammerva]

so from looking at parts of Lions fan Ryan Kennedy "press conference", the going opinion is that even if this goof in the backwards hat said Happy Holidays to DK he deserved a little slap around 

Edited December 27, 2025 by hammerva

[sabremike]

On 12/26/2025 at 10:37 PM, hammerva said:

so from looking at parts of Lions fan Ryan Kennedy "press conference", the going opinion is that even if this goof in the backwards hat said Happy Holidays to DK he deserved a little slap around 

Amazing that nobody around him bothered to tell him doing this was the single dumbest thing he could've done. Then again maybe someone did but the guy was too freaking stupid to listen.

[Cobra Commander]

sometimes you don't get lunged at by an NFL player by accident

[supremebve]

20 hours ago, Cobra Commander said:

sometimes you don't get lunged at by an NFL player by accident

I honestly don't understand the people doing a victory lap because he didn't necessarily say anything racist.  OK, but you clearly said something so out of line that DK Metcalf was willing to risk $40 million to shut you up.  It doesn't help that he filed a complaint about him last year and everyone security interviewed corroborated DK Metcalf's story about that incident.  If you're plea for sympathy is, "I'm a huge raging asshole who thinks its OK to cross almost every line when I'm yelling at someone who can and would beat my ass,  but I'm not a racist,"  Your plea will fall on deaf ears as far as I'm concerned. 

[BobbyWhioux]

tell idiots they're "the 12th man" or "The home field advantage" long enough and idiots start thinking it's their duty, never mind their right, to try and affect the game like this.

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

23 hours ago, Cobra Commander said:

sometimes you don't get lunged at by an NFL player by accident

It under no circumstances had to be a racist comment either. 

Could you imagine your reaction if someone who has been harassing you said, "Your children go to school at..."

[supremebve]

13 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

It under no circumstances had to be a racist comment either. 

Could you imagine your reaction if someone who has been harassing you said, "Your children go to school at..."

There are so many valid reasons to grab some asshole like DK grabbed that asshole.  We live in a society with an idea of justifiable homicide.  We should definitely extend this idea to justifiable punching people in the face.  I'm just saying, if someone chooses to behave in a way that would get you punched in the face, you should probably be allowed to punch that person in the face.  Sometimes enough is enough, and you either need to shut up or face the consequences.  This dude is clearly a habitual line stepper who doesn't want to face the consequences for his actions.

[dogwelder]

Patriots star Stefon Diggs facing strangulation, assault charges

[Technico Support]

On 12/29/2025 at 4:45 PM, supremebve said:

There are so many valid reasons to grab some asshole like DK grabbed that asshole.  We live in a society with an idea of justifiable homicide.  We should definitely extend this idea to justifiable punching people in the face.  I'm just saying, if someone chooses to behave in a way that would get you punched in the face, you should probably be allowed to punch that person in the face.  Sometimes enough is enough, and you either need to shut up or face the consequences.  This dude is clearly a habitual line stepper who doesn't want to face the consequences for his actions.

I 100% agree with this and need to add that argument #1 for the canonization of Saint Charlie Murphy is his introduction of "habitual line stepper" into the lexicon.

[RIPPA]

Washington's Marshon Lattimore was arrested in Ohio last night 

He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and improperly handling firearms in a motor vehicle.

This would be the second time he has been arrested for a weapons violation