Oh thank God this month only has 30 days...

I had a dream I was besties with CM Punk last night. It was... Awesome.

I had a dream I was besties with CM Punk last night. It was... Awesome.

 

Reading this, I think it was a lie and you secretly had a dream where you were "besties" with the Miz.

Hmm.

 

Best friends with Punk means no going out and drinking but you do have someone to attend Comic Con with.

 

Best friends with Miz means wearing polos but possibly chilling with Maryse and her friends.

That would be like being in a buffet and not being allowed to eat. 

Actually we just hung out and mocked everybody else, I enjoyed it. I think I ruffled his hair a few times.

Did you find my Erotic Friend Fiction?

There was no sexual tension it was just two best buds hanging out mocking dweebs.

Well that's a great start to September.

Didn't take long, did it?

I like it, actually. I think we should talk more about our dreams and aspirations. I genuinely applaud FSW for being honest about his bro love for CM Punk.

I asked this last month but I think it got lost amongst the postmodernism:

 

Is there a Best of WCW Saturday Night set anyone knows of? Or best of WCWSN/Pro/Worldwide?

I don't know what the problem is, its far better to discuss cool shit like pro wres dreams than it is the embarrassing shit that always floods these threads.

Hmm.

 

Best friends with Punk means no going out and drinking but you do have someone to attend Comic Con with.

 

On the contrary, with Punk you have a designated driver.

I would use him to become best bros with Luke Gallows. 

I would use him to become best bros with Luke Gallows.

Also acceptable. I'd go with Mark Henry myself.

I feel like Punk would not gain you cred with Mark Henry. 

I feel like Punk would not gain you cred with Mark Henry.

Maybe leverage Punk to get to Bryan, Bryan to Kane, Kane to Show, Show to fuck nobody is really tight with big Mark are they? He wrecks them all.

Speaking of Henry, apparently he pulled a Vince and injured his hamstring(s) doing a run-in at last night's house show:

 

The word among the WWE wrestlers is that Mark Henry suffered some sort of hamstring injury last night. The belief is that it isn't serious and he will work through it, but nothing is 100% yet.

I don't know what the problem is, its far better to discuss cool shit like pro wres dreams than it is the embarrassing shit that always floods these threads.

Hey, you know that writer for that site 4 people read? Well, FUCK HIM!

I asked this last month but I think it got lost amongst the postmodernism:

 

Is there a Best of WCW Saturday Night set anyone knows of? Or best of WCWSN/Pro/Worldwide?

 

There is definitely no "official" set, but I know you can find torrents of complete episodes. 

 

An "unofficial" best of the B-shows" comp, of only the Saturday & syndicated shows would have potential for some good stuff. 

 

I don't know what the problem is, its far better to discuss cool shit like pro wres dreams than it is the embarrassing shit that always floods these threads.

Hey, you know that writer for that site 4 people read? Well, FUCK HIM!

 

Hey, I got a fifth reader last week. 

I think the Mark Henry injury thing is a work.  He's supposedly been legitimately injured for a few weeks which is why he hasn't been involved in shit.  This seems like a way to do an injury angle without needing him to get beaten down or do anything more physical.

 

Either way it probably makes sense for him not to be around right now.

There was no sexual tension it was just two best buds hanging out mocking dweebs.

I live near him and Cabana so if the loneliness becomes too much, you can lurk here near the trains for a glimpse of your future bestie.

I think the Mark Henry injury thing is a work.  He's supposedly been legitimately injured for a few weeks which is why he hasn't been involved in shit.  This seems like a way to do an injury angle without needing him to get beaten down or do anything more physical.

 

Either way it probably makes sense for him not to be around right now.

 

 

This would explain why they dropped the Show/Henry tag team SUPER quickly.