Spritenaut 32 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 My only two stories (and I think I've shared them before) are awful. One time three kids jumped me on the track in junior high and powerbombed me on the fucking track. They ran away because they thought they fucked me up, and they did; my shoulder was a wreck for months. Like the stoic I am I never told anyone and trucked on like always. There's a reason I don't like most people. Was one of them emo-looking and another a big samoan? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I have no idea why any of us thought this was a good idea, but in a beginning theater class in high school, I took a DDT on the fucking cement floor and two of us picked up the third kid and threw him through a table. Not a wrestling table, but a poker table of sorts and that fucker was sturdy. The assignment was stage fighting and so we decided to do wrestling shit in the context of a fight that would break out at a poker table in an old west saloon. We got an A, but the teacher was pissed we broke her table. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 My only two stories (and I think I've shared them before) are awful. One time three kids jumped me on the track in junior high and powerbombed me on the fucking track. They ran away because they thought they fucked me up, and they did; my shoulder was a wreck for months. Like the stoic I am I never told anyone and trucked on like always. There's a reason I don't like most people. Was one of them emo-looking and another a big samoan? And was the other homeless? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 My only two stories (and I think I've shared them before) are awful. One time three kids jumped me on the track in junior high and powerbombed me on the fucking track. They ran away because they thought they fucked me up, and they did; my shoulder was a wreck for months. Like the stoic I am I never told anyone and trucked on like always. There's a reason I don't like most people. Was one of them emo-looking and another a big samoan? And was the other homeless? ...and did he master your titties? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I played Judah in 11th grade in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and when I threw Joseph into the pit (which in this case was literally the orchestra pit) I would hit him with a side backbreaker like Warlord used to do when I first picked him up, then stand back up to carry him over to the pit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Now I want to see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat performed by the WWE Players. Big E as Joseph will be dreamy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Our own Zac Fu does the shadow cast for REPO: Genetic Opera here in Toledo as the Repo Man. He has very cleverly managed to sneak a few wrestling moves into his fight scenes. now and then James 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I was with a girlfriend in college; I got behind her* and put a Cobra Clutch on her OUTTANOWHERE, she thought that shit was hilarious. We had a grand time. *Yes. Exactly that. ETA: Reminded me of a different girlfriend, but I did a Regal stretch once that way. I mean, minus the leglock. Spoilered for decency: I wanted to fuck her, not kill her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMN Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Roman Reigns @WWERomanReigns 5h5 hours ago Looks like your sex life is going to struggle!! #fool Ryan Leaf @Chief_BigCatdo you hear how everyone boos you if you win the wwe championship I'll break all my fingers you're a terrible wrestler @WWERomanReigns If Reigns did more of this on TV, the hate would subside. I didn't think that Ryan Leaf could fall farther than his time in prison, but, there you go... (aware it's unlikely to actually be him.) I have a ton of wrestling move stories, up to current day, and I'm 33. Part of it is because my brother and I are fans, but I'm pretty much a nerd, so... Anyway, the best one is probably the time some friends and I were drunk, at a party, in a hotel room, and start having a battle royale. I went up top (a ledge next to a bed) for a frog splash, only to jump right into the edge of the ceiling where it changed heights. Just add it to my list of concussions, I think I get something free when I get to a dozen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I Yakuza kicked a guy during a football soccer kickabout. I was in nets the Goalie, and he was one on one with me, and tried to dink it over my head like a flash bastard. So I kicked him in the face 'by accident'. Did he score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Roman Reigns @WWERomanReigns 5h5 hours ago Looks like your sex life is going to struggle!! #fool Ryan Leaf @Chief_BigCat do you hear how everyone boos you if you win the wwe championship I'll break all my fingers you're a terrible wrestler @WWERomanReigns If Reigns did more of this on TV, the hate would subside. I didn't think that Ryan Leaf could fall farther than his time in prison, but, there you go... (aware it's unlikely to actually be him.) I have a ton of wrestling move stories, up to current day, and I'm 33. Part of it is because my brother and I are fans, but I'm pretty much a nerd, so... Anyway, the best one is probably the time some friends and I were drunk, at a party, in a hotel room, and start having a battle royale. I went up top (a ledge next to a bed) for a frog splash, only to jump right into the edge of the ceiling where it changed heights. Just add it to my list of concussions, I think I get something free when I get to a dozen! Nothing free ... you just can't do math anymore. Or at least, that was my experience; YMMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoKnowsWrestling Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 had a little fed during the attitude era kinda. started with me and my cousin, got violent quick. Initially we played multiple characters until we had more dudes join in. I was "Caribbean Jack", some white Caribbean guy (I think?) who dressed like the sandman and crushed faygo cans on his head. For some reason we threw each other off his roof (1.5 stories)(my aunt filmed it) and once when he was 16, his friend drove his parents car into him in a hardcore match in the front yard so he could fly over the hood and roof, (it was interference, I pinned him after the running over incident). Thumbtacks and chairs were normal. We taped it, I think we had about 16hrs of "episodes". We are both fairly normal(?) now. Though he did almost get kicked out of an ecw runion show a few years ago and showed me a video of him getting tasered by his cop friend. I just do quality assurance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I Yakuza kicked a guy during a football soccer kickabout. I was in nets the Goalie, and he was one on one with me, and tried to dink it over my head like a flash bastard. So I kicked him in the face 'by accident'. Did he score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 In my infinite wisdom as a ten year old, I DDT'd my buddy during hockey practice, because "we had helmets on, how could it possibly hurt?" He didn't get up for a while. I didn't have to be told not to do that again. I used to work for a minor league hockey team and we had a guy named Brad Wingfield. A guy named Josh Elzinga on Kalamazoo slewfooted him and broke Brad's leg. Next season when we played them Brad made a beeline for the guy, gave him some shots and gave him a shoot pedigree (and I know that's what he was doing because he told us all after the fact that was what he was trying to do). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonL21 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 According to TMZ, Hulk Hogan just won $115 million in his lawsuit against Gawker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 In unrelated news, Jimmy Hart just called Hulk Hogan with an idea to bring back Wrestlelicious. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 According to TMZ, Hulk Hogan just won $115 million in his lawsuit against Gawker Bandanas for everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Hulk Hogan now has fuck money again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Coke dealers everywhere are celebrating today. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I Yakuza kicked a guy during a football soccer kickabout. I was in nets the Goalie, and he was one on one with me, and tried to dink it over my head like a flash bastard. So I kicked him in the face 'by accident'. Did he score? Not only did it not go in (I think he was intending to go around me and put it in on the bounce), he also missed the penalty he got for me fouling him. Skied it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 The Hogan/Gawker trial should be the next season of American Crime Story. I'm only kind of kidding. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Time for a new Brooke Hogan album! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Who would have Hogan would come out as the victor in this whole mess? It seemed like he was completely down-and-out, but somehow he came back in the last minute and won the whole thing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Who would have Hogan would come out as the victor in this whole mess? It seemed like he was completely down-and-out, but somehow he came back in the last minute and won the whole thing. Hulk Hogan won't even put over the legal system. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Some porn stars have to work for two or three years for that kinda money. Impressive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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