Death From Above Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Billy Zane in TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. Every second he's on screen that movie is great and every second he's not is...the opposite of that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE I resent the implication that Snakes on a Plane is a bad film. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Billy Zane in TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. Every second he's on screen that movie is great and every second he's not is...the opposite of that. There are a lot of overdue likes I will have to put in for tomorrow. But again, Demon Knight is NOT a bad movie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Most of those cheesy 70's disaster films had at least one character that helped make things interesting. In The Poseidon Adventure, it's Shelly Winters, swimming and drowning her way to infamy. In Earthquake, it's Marjoe Gortner as the batshit insane National Guardsmen with a bodybuilding fetish. In Airport 77, it's Christopher Lee being cast against type as one of the heroes, who unfortunately takes a cabin door to the head in his attempt to save his fellow passengers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The missus enjoyed Weaver's character in Alien, but hated the actual movie itself. Needless to say, our relationship has been... strained since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE I resent the implication that Snakes on a Plane is a bad film. This is fair. Great guilty pleasure movie with one of my favourite absurd ending sequences (video game guy flying the plane). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Am I allowed to say Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Am I allowed to say Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister TV Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Most of those cheesy 70's disaster films had at least one character that helped make things interesting. In The Poseidon Adventure, it's Shelly Winters, swimming and drowning her way to infamy. In Earthquake, it's Marjoe Gortner as the batshit insane National Guardsmen with a bodybuilding fetish. In Airport 77, it's Christopher Lee being cast against type as one of the heroes, who unfortunately takes a cabin door to the head in his attempt to save his fellow passengers. Shelly Winters is amazing in the Delta Force and so is Robert Forster! Hell that movie up until the Delta Force shows up is legit good, the rest is great too if you like Chuck Norris kicking people and doing wheelies on a motor cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Lance Henriksen in Stone Cold "It's at times like these I remember my fathers last words....DONT SON THAT GUN IS LOADED!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I always get brain freeze on these topics, and its frustrating, but depending on how you view Promethus, both Idris Elba and Michael Fassbender are great in it(big surprise. . . LOL). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Hancock in... Hancock. How is that possible? It happened. Will Smith was awesome but not a good movie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Am I allowed to say Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn? No. BECAUSE IT IS NOT A BAD MOVIE AND SETH GECKO IS FUCKING BADASS~! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 About once every six months I try to watch Smokin' Aces all the way through and I do my best to like it. It never happens. It is sound and fury and little substance. The few moments of brilliance are lost in a sea of incoherence. The only part of the movie I can watch with any sense of glee is Jack Dupree's epic intro of the rogues gallery of assassins. The build-up of the Tremor Brothers will trick you into thinking this is going to be a good movie. WHY WAS THIS SCENE DELETED IT IS FUCKING AWESOME~??? I'd have shot that skinhead bastard in the back, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 How did this get into a movie as bad as Smokin' Aces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 First one that springs to mind for me is Clone Ripley in Alien Resurrection. It's like she's been teleported in from some different, better Alien movie than the rest of the overwrought garbage that she's sharing the screen with. I did adore the part where the corporate scientist is trying to explain to her how THIS TIME~! they've finally figured out how to weaponize the alien and use it to their own ends. Instead, she just shrugs and says in an honest, matter-of-fact way: "You're still gonna die." No malice. No panic. No pleading. This is simply a woman who has seen this shit too many times to count and knows how it ends. The indifference and the coldness, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Am I allowed to say Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn? No. BECAUSE IT IS NOT A BAD MOVIE AND SETH GECKO IS FUCKING BADASS~! And if you were going to call it a bad movie the obvious answer for best character is Chet Pussy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Seth: "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard." We need a thread for great lines now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I know most of Seth's dialogue by heart. Seth: Now I don't want to do it, but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think that you are fucking with me. Seth: I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Seth: They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are. Seth: Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... Mr. 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I totally brain farted on Sex Machine's Peter Cushing reference when they came to the conclusion that all you need to make a cross is two sticks. That shit ruled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 OH SHIT! I never thought about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 We're quoting Seth Gecko as if to imply he's a great character in a bad movie, but From Duck Til Dawn FUCKING RULES~! THIS IS NOT A SCENE FROM A BAD MOVIE~! LOWLY DOG~! BOW YOIUR HEAD~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 From Dusk Til Dawn rules. Period. The only thing I never got was why Salma was "Santanico Pandemonium" instead of "Satanico Pandemonium". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I'd say Danny Trejo as Machete counts. That movie is many things, but good is not one of them. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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