cool arrow Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 I was going to make a joke about Batista's dick but that just seems inappropriate now. 1
Hoarr Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 Since we're all discussing Batista backstage stories, what was the one that got Ariel fired?? I was half-assedly watching WWE/ECW at that time, never read the full gossip though.
cool arrow Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 "Batista’s vendetta against Shelly (which ultimately led to her release from WWE) started because Shelly stood up for a friend whom Batista was dating and verbally abusing in front of the other talent."
nate Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 I was going to make a joke about Batista's dick but that just seems inappropriate now. You spell "egregious" weird.
RIPPA Posted December 3, 2015 Author Posted December 3, 2015 I'm going put this here since everyone is misplacing their pants over Mid-South in the Network thread The newest Unfiltered with Renee Young and The Miz is really good. It really should be what all the Unfiltereds should be. Two friends just busting each other's balls and just acting like themselves.
Matt D Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 Also all of 1984 Mid-South is now on YouTube. Just saying. 1
Tromatagon Posted December 3, 2015 Posted December 3, 2015 It's funny how Melina says that she's no longer with LU because LU didn't want to pair her and Mundo together like WWE did After THEY FUCKING BROUGHT HER IN FOR THAT EXACT ROLE AT ULTIMA LUCHA Then the weekend of the LU tapings the Cialis pic "accidentally" shows up on twitter
Zakk_Sabbath Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 I had to Google that Cialis story. No pun intended, what a dick move by Melina.
The Nature Boy Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 There's a CM Punk reference in Aziz Ansari's new show "Master of None."
Zakk_Sabbath Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 I feel like the only reason this exists is because this guy has a lawyer buddy who was like "Listen, as long as you say it 'J-R' and not 'Junior,' and you don't use the 'smell' catchphrase, it's totally legal, man. Parody law and shit."
The Nature Boy Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 People always tell me that I look like Dean Ambrose. I think I'll hit the indy scene as his brother Dan Ambrose.
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 Between the overt Canadian-ness, and him nearly drowning in his own tongue whilst trying to reel off the catchphrases, it probably does classify as parody.
odessasteps Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 Also all of 1984 Mid-South is now on YouTube. Just saying. Dont forget russianflagburial dot com
The Comedian Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 The Rock Jay Are could team with one of the roughly 724 Doinks who are currently in circulation in the indies...
Phantom Lord Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 You know you would expect a gimmick like that in Mexico. But Canada? Funny thing is in a few more years there could be some guys just getting into wrestling who could try to pass themselves off as Rock's "kid". MY MOM STAYED AT THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL ONE NIGHT...
The Nature Boy Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 You know you would expect a gimmick like that in Mexico. But Canada? Funny thing is in a few more years there could be some guys just getting into wrestling who could try to pass themselves off as Rock's "kid". MY MOM STAYED AT THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL ONE NIGHT... Few more years? The Rock debuted 19 years ago, he could have an 18 year old kid out there right now.
nate Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 I had to Google that Cialis story. No pun intended, what a dick move by Melina. Show some fucking sensitivity!* It can't be easy knowing a dude can't get a boner around you anymore without help. *Faux outrage necessary for the bit. 2
SorceressKnight Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 You know you would expect a gimmick like that in Mexico. But Canada? Funny thing is in a few more years there could be some guys just getting into wrestling who could try to pass themselves off as Rock's "kid". MY MOM STAYED AT THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL ONE NIGHT... Few more years? The Rock debuted 19 years ago, he could have an 18 year old kid out there right now. The only problem with that theory is that happening for 18 year olds today means the kid would have to admit that his mother was willing to sleep with "The Blue Chipper" Rocky Maivia. "Yeah, you said 'Die Rocky Die', but in the hotel room he was dying the little death- with my mother, and...no, she didn't try to sleep with everyone else in the WWE and get rejected, honest! She knew he'd be The Rock!" 2
Web Conn Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 You know you would expect a gimmick like that in Mexico. But Canada? Funny thing is in a few more years there could be some guys just getting into wrestling who could try to pass themselves off as Rock's "kid". MY MOM STAYED AT THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL ONE NIGHT... Few more years? The Rock debuted 19 years ago, he could have an 18 year old kid out there right now. The only problem with that theory is that happening for 18 year olds today means the kid would have to admit that his mother was willing to sleep with "The Blue Chipper" Rocky Maivia. "Yeah, you said 'Die Rocky Die', but in the hotel room he was dying the little death- with my mother, and...no, she didn't try to sleep with everyone else in the WWE and get rejected, honest! She knew he'd be The Rock!" That's only work if said wrestler took the Maivia surname and wore the weird streamer cape that Rocky wore.
cool arrow Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 So that Joey Ryan video has gone viral and is actually trending on Facebook. Certain folks (including Jimmy Korderas) are of the opinion that anyone who likes that video shouldn't criticize WWE, though what a comedy spot in a Japanese indy match has to do with WWE's current woes is anybody's guess.
John from Cincinnati Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 Is anybody hurt more than Ryback by the WWE formula and the things they expect of every face and every heel? I want Ryback to take up permanent residence in NXT.
Phantom Lord Posted December 4, 2015 Posted December 4, 2015 So that Joey Ryan video has gone viral and is actually trending on Facebook. Certain folks (including Jimmy Korderas) are of the opinion that anyone who likes that video shouldn't criticize WWE, though what a comedy spot in a Japanese indy match has to do with WWE's current woes is anybody's guess. They showed it on Highly Questionable on ESPN yesterday and everyone was laughing their asses off. High point for Joey Ryan. Low point probably for the other guy. I see Joey Ryan and think TNA had this guy and they had no idea what to do with him just like so many others they had.
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