I got bored and I was looking at the rest of the Sunday night games and I realized there is a better than 50/50 shot that the Panthers/Giants could get flexed into Sunday Night on Week 15 (the current game is Cincy at San Fran)

 

God - they really want to ruin my Christmas right on the first day of vacation

 

 

If it makes you feel any better, they've likely clinched homefield by then so you might be getting 2008 All Pro QB Derek Anderson and the rest of the Panthers B-team. 

 

 

I'm assuming the Panthers B-team features dudes picked out of the crowd that look mildly athletic to play wide receiver.

 

 

I got bored and I was looking at the rest of the Sunday night games and I realized there is a better than 50/50 shot that the Panthers/Giants could get flexed into Sunday Night on Week 15 (the current game is Cincy at San Fran)

 

God - they really want to ruin my Christmas right on the first day of vacation

 

 

If it makes you feel any better, they've likely clinched homefield by then so you might be getting 2008 All Pro QB Derek Anderson and the rest of the Panthers B-team. 

 

 

I'm assuming the Panthers B-team features dudes picked out of the crowd that look mildly athletic to play wide receiver.

 

 

 

No way, Ricky Proehl will be out there.

 

40-something, not in game shape, still better hands than anyone on the team not named G-Reg.

Are all of these Thursday night games going to be doing this "Color Rush" thing?

 

Because if they are, Cardinals/Vikings in a few weeks is going to be. . .interesting.

No - only two more Thursday games

 

Nov. 26: Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys

Dec. 17: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at St. Louis Rams

 

And the Cowboys one was revealed and basically looks exactly like their normal uniform. I guess the difference is they will be wearing white pants

I want a team to wear nothing but pure white everything, so they're the most stained uniforms in history by the end of the game.

 

This is doubly hilarious to me because Blake Bortles went into the locker room during the game because of dehydration

 

 

This is doubly hilarious to me because Blake Bortles went into the locker room during the game because of dehydration

 

Am I the only one dubious of anyone who has to be treated for dehydration?  Drink a glass of water, you'll be OK.  Seriously, how long did he go without drinking water?  An hour?  Two hours? Six hours?  He should still be OK.  Unless you are sick, you should be almost immune from dehydration unless you are just not drinking any water.  He's a professional athlete, he should be drinking water.

 

 

 

This is doubly hilarious to me because Blake Bortles went into the locker room during the game because of dehydration

 

Am I the only one dubious of anyone who has to be treated for dehydration?  Drink a glass of water, you'll be OK.  Seriously, how long did he go without drinking water?  An hour?  Two hours? Six hours?  He should still be OK.  Unless you are sick, you should be almost immune from dehydration unless you are just not drinking any water.  He's a professional athlete, he should be drinking water.

 

If he's sick I could see it. Or he had a small bout of diarrhea. Sometimes poop happens and when it happens you need to take care of it. 

I like that epwar seemingly left us and supremebve was like, "Who left this tin foil hat? Guess I'll wear it!"

 

You get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

I like that epwar seemingly left us and supremebve was like, "Who left this tin foil hat? Guess I'll wear it!"

 

You get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

Look man, if you want to go through life with your eyes closed, you go ahead and keep them closed.  I have my eyes wide open, and I see everything that is going on.  If a quarterback is dehydrated he is obiously a reptilian invader coming to take football from us humans.  I'm just taking the truth out of the dark and into the light.

How many weeks in the past 10+ years did a Manning not play?

How many weeks in the past 10+ years did a Manning not play?

 

At least 1 - the Giants bye week of the 2011 season

I talk about it all the time, but Christ that 2008 Derek Aversion season is weird.

He was legitimately a borderline MVP candidate. Then... Nothing.

It was 2007, which was a glorious season in which the combo of Anderson and Braylon Edwards earned me my only fantasy football title.

I like that epwar seemingly left us and supremebve was like, "Who left this tin foil hat? Guess I'll wear it!"

You get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

Look man, if you want to go through life with your eyes closed, you go ahead and keep them closed. I have my eyes wide open, and I see everything that is going on. If a quarterback is dehydrated he is obiously a reptilian invader coming to take football from us humans. I'm just taking the truth out of the dark and into the light.

Keeping up the legacy of Roddy Piper. Well done.

Jaromir Jagr admitted on Halloween his is actually an alien wearing a human mask when he plays hockey come on guys it's not like we don't all know they're here and they're watching us.

 

Peyton Manning's human disguise is wearing thinner as he ages too. The shape of his head is a clear giveaway.

 

Dave Birkett @davebirkett

New Lions president Rod Wood: "I would probably say that Im not qualified to run any other NFL team but I think I'm qualified to run this 1"

 

Oh yeah... that's the good stuff

Heading down to Minny for the game this weekend. Seats are pretty decent too, end zone, 5 or 6 rows back. The game's pretty exciting, but I think I'm mostly interested in the dinner reservation at Butcher & The Boar. Gimme all dat sausage.

Oh God... I just looked up the Carolina color rush uni's... I didn't think there was anyway to make the blue ones not look cool, but they managed.

Dave Birkett @davebirkett

New Lions president Rod Wood: "I would probably say that Im not qualified to run any other NFL team but I think I'm qualified to run this 1"

Oh yeah... that's the good stuff

It's also a half-quote that eliminates all the context and explanation that followed.

I give it 24 months before Tabe drops the context defense

I vote Tabe becomes their new Defensive CO instead.

I'm really more of an offensive guy. I was the OC when I was coaching back in the day. Besides, Austin has done a good job.

Fine, you can clone Barry Sanders and somehow put him at every skill position. Make it so.

Fine, you can clone Barry Sanders and somehow put him at every skill position. Make it so.

Have you seen Barry? He could probably still play.