Niners Fan in CT Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Ahmad Brooks has officially been charged with sexual battery by Santa Clara County prosecutors Have fun dancing around this Niners (the team, not the board poster) It's almost as if there was a toxic spill in the bay area and it turned everyone into the folk from The Hills Have Eyes.
Kuetsar Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Ahmad Brooks has officially been charged with sexual battery by Santa Clara County prosecutors Have fun dancing around this Niners (the team, not the board poster) It's almost as if there was a toxic spill in the bay area and it turned everyone into the folk from The Hills Have Eyes. That would explain the Raiders fans. . . 4
Ryan Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 And the trust fund techies glowing at night as they harumph the homeless who they drove out of the building they currently live in. 1
RIPPA Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 God Bless this town "Robert - did you have a concussion?" RG3 "I don't know" 1
Kuetsar Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 God Bless this town "Robert - did you have a concussion?" RG3 "I don't know" To be fair, that's about the answer I would expect from someone who had a concussion. . . . 2
Gonzo Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Ahmad Brooks has officially been charged with sexual battery by Santa Clara County prosecutors Have fun dancing around this Niners (the team, not the board poster) Against the same woman that Ray McDonald is accused of raping. On the same day he's been accused of raping her. The woman said she slipped and fell on a pool deck at McDonald's house in December 2014 and continued to fall after that due to her initial head injury and alcohol consumption. McDonald initially thought she was dead but did not call 911, telling others he didn't want a dead female found on his property, according to the suit. At some point, Brooks groped her before McDonald carried her upstairs to his bedroom and sexually assaulted her, the lawsuit claimed.
Gonzo Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 And your (insert sponsor here) Substance Abuse Policy Violation of the Day goes to. . .Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3 minutes agoSteelers WR Martavis Bryant is facing 4-game suspension for violating Substance Abuse Policy, per league sources. Suspension under appeal.
paragon11 Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 So no Le'Veon Bell, Bryant OR Pouncey on opening night against the Patriots.
RIPPA Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 I am cross posting this because it makes me so very happy RG3 keeps getting hurt in Madden 3
Kuetsar Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 The best one from said article: -SkolVikes- @SkolVikes2 Anybody else having the same glitch in Madden 16? I played a whole game against Washington and RG3 didn't get injured. 4
paragon11 Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 Per Schefter on Twitter, Letroy Guion of the Packers has been suspended the first 3 games of the season for violating the Substance Abuse Policy
Infinit Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Wait...how did she know Brooks groped her while she was unconscious? Wasn't she unconscious...?
odessasteps Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Wait...how did she know Brooks groped her while she was unconscious? Wasn't she unconscious...? Maybe she doused herself in that powder that shows up under black light as a precaution?
MADCAP Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Spent yesterday arguing with Steeler fans on Facebook about the Vick signing and they're defense if Rothleisburger. Just another reason for me to hate Pittsburgh and western Pennsylvania.
SirFozzie Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 No settlement in deflategate, today was just a 10 minute hearing to pretty much confirm that settlement talks were dead in the water. Still confident, but not as much..
Ryan Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Roger will hunker down and expand it to a full season suspension to show him who's boss. He will then be sued into oblivion by the NFLPA and lose millions.
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 1, 2015 Author Posted September 1, 2015 I'm 90% sure the court is going to end up throwing out Brady/NFLPA's suit and the suspension will stand. Both sides have been exceptional shitheads, but I just can't see the Feds sticking their nose into a dispute between a union and a private business that does not have a compelling national interest (aviation, cars, trains). 1
Death From Above Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 I loved the quote from a judge(?) the other day that Roger Goodell seems "completely unaware" there's a collective bargaining agreement with the NFLPA. At this point I just want this nonsense to end. Just stop, we have RG III, Jordy Nelson's knee, and the prospect of a semi competitive Raiders/49ers game to sustain us.
Technico Support Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Both sides have been exceptional shitheads, but I just can't see the Feds sticking their nose into a dispute between a union and a private business that does not have a compelling national interest (aviation, cars, trains). Don't underestimate the feds' desire to be on TV, rub elbows with famous jocks, and feign outrage and concern. Ballplayers sticking needles in their asses in order to hit a ball farther was not some earth-shattering national interest issue, either, but we still had hearings (live on TV!). 1
dogwelder Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 So, just when you think the RG3 saga couldn't get more idiotic... Redskins GM’s Wife Tweets ESPN Reporter Used Oral Sex to Get Scoops
odessasteps Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Not to be outdone, Boston tv talking head suggests someone should murder Goodell. (Maybe the team's tig... Oh)
Joe Lucia Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 So, just when you think the RG3 saga couldn't get more idiotic... Redskins GM’s Wife Tweets ESPN Reporter Used Oral Sex to Get Scoops It gets better. The Redskins issued a statement saying it was a fake account. Like an hour later, the GM's wife admitted it was her and apologized. 2
muhammedboehm Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 So does this mean we get an office NFL Potato Dumpster Fire thread?
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