Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 "I'm cutting you. Hail Hydra." Nah, they'll practice squad his ass. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Jets tell Geno to stop this throwing the football shit. . . . http://deadspin.com/jets-tell-geno-smith-to-chill-with-the-football-throwin-1724449951 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaptain Kayfabe Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 In all seriousness, is Geno fucking stupid... don't answer that question. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fuck sticking - there is a good chance Tyrod Taylor is going to be the Bills starting QB May as well. Manuel isn't without some use, but it's better to take the gamble on the new guy with a team that seems primed to make a major jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fuck sticking - there is a good chance Tyrod Taylor is going to be the Bills starting QB May as well. Manuel isn't without some use, but it's better to take the gamble on the new guy with a team that seems primed to make a major jump. Oh if EJ somehow won the job, I would be PISSED. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The Tampa Bay Buccaneers visited an orphanage in Tampa today. "Its heartbreaking to see their sad faces with no hope" said Bobby, age 6 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Clowney's back. If he's still that Clowney, I'd be terrified. Put Clowney, Watt and Wilfork on one side of the line and CRUSH~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Funny thing about that clip (which is awesome, no mistake.) That was essentially the only play he made that whole game. If it wasn't for that play, Michigan's offensive line dominated him. But God damn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Funny thing about that clip (which is awesome, no mistake.) That was essentially the only play he made that whole game. If it wasn't for that play, Michigan's offensive line dominated him. But God damn. It could be said that clip got him 1st overall money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Cards have officially signed Chris Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 Cards have officially signed Chris Johnson Man. . .Chris Johnson, Carson Palmer, Larry Fitzgerald. . . The Cardinals are building the greatest Madden '08 team ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Need Chad Johnson to really round it out. Is he still pretending he eats at MacDonald's every day and is in shape through universal osmosis or whatever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Why Your Team Sucks 2015: San Francisco 49ers Drew Magary went full bore on this burial, sorry Niners fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Why Your Team Sucks 2015: San Francisco 49ers Drew Magary went full bore on this burial, sorry Niners fans. Don't blame him, he's not the owner. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 This goes against everything I believe about comparing relatively harmless things to actual tragedy, except that Magary comparing what Jed York did to the Niners roster to Munich is weirdly on point. Even by WYTS standards, this was brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I really want a series in this level of care and love in trolling that "Why Your Team Sucks" gets about the NHL. It's the best thing Deadspin has done. I would die laughing to read this stuff about the Leafs and the Canucks. I could do with less "people of Walmart" style class shaming in them overall, but shit, it's FUNNY class shaming at least. And the rest is mostly gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I guess the question is, which organization has a better chance of someone pulling a John Elway on them, the Slurs or the Niners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 This goes against everything I believe about comparing relatively harmless things to actual tragedy, except that Magary comparing what Jed York did to the Niners roster to Munich is weirdly on point. Even by WYTS standards, this was brutal. You know, I wasn't thinking about the Olympic tragedy, I was thinking about the Hitler-Chamberlain pact. Thought I missed it until I re-read it. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You missed the "They're gone. They're all gone," part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You missed the "They're gone. They're all gone," part? I read it, but didn't get the reference the first time. Sad I know. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Eh, it's fine. It's not like you didn't know who Jesse Owens was... ...if anyone remembers what that refers to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Eh, it's fine. It's not like you didn't know who Jesse Owens was... ...if anyone remembers what that refers to. God Dammit - now I am angry again Fucking Alvarez 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Sorry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You missed the "They're gone. They're all gone," part? I read it, but didn't get the reference the first time. Sad I know. . . . #BlameKevinDunn And as if the Niners needed MORE of a dumpster fire, Jerome Simpson ran afoul of the Wellness Program and will be out for 6 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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