BobbyWhioux Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Jesus, I think the latest group to turn on Sting was WWE Creative. Guy goes from looking like the most badass "vigilante" in wrestling one week, to basically begging for work in a promo the next week. It's okay though! It's all right. Everything is all right. He has finally won the battle against himself! He Loves Vince McMahon/WWE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Cole took that F5 like a champ, give him that much. Best Raw in a long time, though, and I much prefer heel mohawked Sheamus to the happy-go-lucky charms character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I feel bad for Byron - he was clearly told to go out and sell shock and confusion, but that was way too long a stretch to be a solo announcer who isn't supposed to sound excited or energetic because his colleagues just got Borked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When did Cody start doing Mr. Sinister cosplay? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 When did Cody start doing Mr. Sinister cosplay? Yesterday apparenlty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Since last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Yeah. He was told to go stand in Booker T's corpse outline and keep the show going. There were literally six or seven dead people littering the ground around him. He had just seen a man folded into a paper airplane. Of course Lawler went out there and was like "YEAH! BYRON>>>>WHOOO!!PUPPIESBABAY!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 For WWE Network, I want a Russian cartoon based on the adventures of Rusev and the tank. Something like the Russian cartoon from Family Guy. "RUSEV UND TANK. ONE IS MAN. ONE IS MACHINE. BOTH CRUSH." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Since last night. Ah, ok. Haven't watched the whole show yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 "Ladies and Gentlemen, if anyone is out there in the area and is willing to make a donation, we are told that Michael Cole is in need of the following: - blood tranfusion - total Bone replacement, - Intraneckular marrow transplant, - between four and five lungs (not for breathing, he won't be doing that anymore, but just to ground up into a paste for him to lick as an oxygen substitute). - a new tongue capable of processing lung goo - a car made out of gauze - reversal of gravity - a warm bowl of stem cell soup - a titanium alloy endoskeleton with rubber skin (used is fine if in reasonable condition) - teeth Michael Cole has been given his last rites and his family has said their goodbyes. I'm on my way to the hospital to pick up the body and take it to the funeral home to embalm him. Ooh! Can we do a funeral pyre? Or a Viking funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'd sound overjoyed if I had to go out there after JBL and Cole get killed by Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Cole really does need to off tv for at least a few weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 It was the first match on the card... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 For WWE Network, I want a Russian cartoon based on the adventures of Rusev and the tank. Something like the Russian cartoon from Family Guy. "RUSEV UND TANK. ONE IS MAN. ONE IS MACHINE. BOTH CRUSH." Cartoon shorts as bumpers with Brock chasing after Rollins through a variety of places and terrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Cole really does need to off tv for at least a few months... Fixed that for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Cole really does need to off tv for at least a few weeks... Well, first he needs to get off life support. Then they need to figure out how to interpret his Metallica One-Man head movements into language. Then we'll see. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 "Ladies and Gentlemen, if anyone is out there in the area and is willing to make a donation, we are told that Michael Cole is in need of the following: - blood tranfusion - total Bone replacement, - Intraneckular marrow transplant, - between four and five lungs (not for breathing, he won't be doing that anymore, but just to ground up into a paste for him to lick as an oxygen substitute). - a new tongue capable of processing lung goo - a car made out of gauze - reversal of gravity - a warm bowl of stem cell soup - a titanium alloy endoskeleton with rubber skin (used is fine if in reasonable condition) - teeth Michael Cole has been given his last rites and his family has said their goodbyes. I'm on my way to the hospital to pick up the body and take it to the funeral home to embalm him. Ooh! Can we do a funeral pyre? Or a Viking funeral? Fortunately, Stephanie has been kind enough to donate the set from The Funeral Parlor. She's not all bad afterall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 For WWE Network, I want a Russian cartoon based on the adventures of Rusev and the tank. Something like the Russian cartoon from Family Guy. "RUSEV UND TANK. ONE IS MAN. ONE IS MACHINE. BOTH CRUSH." Cartoon shorts as bumpers with Brock chasing after Rollins through a variety of places and terrain. Shorts of Brock and Rusev fighting each other at kaiju-scale throughout America and Russia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 To be clear, I prefer this look of Sheamus's, but that only puts into perspective just how stupid he looked before. Really excited for the IC feuds, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 That announce table weighs infinity pounds. It crushed two men. The one man who could tip it back in place was thrown out of the building. So it remained tipped over. I assume they'll have to get a crane in there to move it out of the building. Or it might just be a permanent fixture in that arena from now on. How awkward did Lawler and Saxton have to feel just standing behind a table tipped at 45 degrees? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Fun Crowd and insanely fun first hour. It really died after Brock killed everyone. You put this show in front of the usual RAW crowd and it's kind of a dud. That Cena/Ambrose match was a train-wreck. It may be the worst match to get that much time on regular WWE TV all year. This crowd will take some flak for those chants at the divas and deservedly slow. Try not to make yourself out to be the mom's basement dweller stereotypes, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 It was the first match on the card... Preshow is two hours though, man. Lord knows I watched all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 They'd better go Percy Bysshe Shelley with Cole's funeral pyre or no gladiolas from the LaRue household. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I felt like fucking Krusty when I saw Sheamus's new look. I even said 'what the hell was that?' when it dawned on me when I realized who it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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