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Raw is Sting 3-16-15


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I'm pretty sure that Rusev's lawyer was doing that terrible accent on purpose. It was a good way to make sure that Rusev didn't draw any sympathy heat after Cena attacked him last week. People might feel sorry for beautiful bombshell, but no way they feel sorry for Rusev with that tool. I wouldn't mind him being with Rusev for a while.

He could be like the Russian Jamison. I like it! 

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I guess I don't see what's wrong with that divas match. It wasn't memorable and AJ still wrestles like she rather be doing something else, but did like the end with both Bellas dropping Paige and AJ back to back. Tho why is Hossy Bella bumping around for little AJ? The parts of the match that got a good reaction was when Nikki was in control and AJ found a way to weasel out of the move. It can't be that hard to book, can it?

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This was an awesome Raw, but the absolute best part was Sting jumping out of his boots and bringing the bat up when Randy Orton hit the mat for his taunt. It was like he just assumed he was about to get turned on for no reason.

 

I appreciate the character evolution

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The announcing during this AJ Lee match is making me want to join a Russian circus as a saxophone player.

 

I did enjoy JBL screaming at Cole for being too stupid to figure out when Wrestlemania was going to start this year.  Although stop telling that it is a 4 hour show.  It has been 4 hours for at least a decade and probably two. 

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Thank God AJ/Paige and the Bellas are finally going to wrestle at WM.  They've only faced each other in every conceivable combination for the last five shows in a row.  Special stuff for a big night.

 

It's now the third segment of the show and I'm hearing Kane read lines for the 2nd time.  This is some sort of Stanford Project thing, isn't it.

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If Zybysko's HoF speech doesn't have him stalling for the first 5 minutes by working the crowd, I'm going to be very disappointed.

 

He needs to keep hopping off the stage and walking around complaining before slowly climbing back up to the podium.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

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If Zybysko's HoF speech doesn't have him stalling for the first 5 minutes by working the crowd, I'm going to be very disappointed.

 

Since they are in the San Francisco area, hopefully he slips a roll of quarters to the diva that is escorting him out

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I guess I don't see what's wrong with that divas match.

 

Well, for starters there's AJ's Stacy Kiebler-level spin kicks...Nikki's clothesline (she should stick to the forearm)...repeating the corner kick spot...the general lack of fluidity...the fact that Divas, even the otherwise solid ones, seem to completely lack the ability to run the ropes effectively...it all just makes for a really awkward spectacle...

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Is Kidd's and Cesaro's gimmick that they are airport light stick plane guider guys?  Because they enter wearing headphones and waving their arms around.

 

I kinda thought their gimmick was a meta-commentary on both the "brass ring" speech and the haphazard and neglectful way the WWE books the undercard in general and the tag division in particular...but I could be wrong...

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Reading this, and having just rewatched MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON last night, I feel fully prepared for when I get to this Russian Lawyer part you guys are so excited about.

 

Also, Maria Conchita Alonso is still so hot.

 

Fixed it there for you.

 

I missed everything up past Heyman and Brock's stuff tonight so I guess I'm gonna have to find that elsewhere to watch. Skipped most of the third hour to watch Better Call Saul. The Intercontinental title thing is still very amusing but it was nice for Barrett to finally take back his belt and lay everyone out. Just have him elbow the fuck out of people. Why do they have to try and make people fancy?

 

Turned it back on to see Sting. I'll never get tired of seeing Sting. The whole WWE revisionist he's coming to prevent Triple H turning things into WCW part is dumb, but Triple H/Sting should be a fun match. Triple H has probably watched Sting/Flair matches enough to know what buttons to push to make it a really great match.

 

But I like how that match and Orton/Rollins is way more important in the eyes of the WWE than you know the actual main event.

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Was this a backdoor pilot for a high-concept spinoff where Noble and Mercury move to Santa Barbara and try to start a fake psychic detective agency while pretending they don't know what PSYCH is?

 

Or is this just a bullshit fakeout?

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Is Kidd's and Cesaro's gimmick that they are airport light stick plane guider guys?  Because they enter wearing headphones and waving their arms around.

 

I kinda thought their gimmick was a meta-commentary on both the "brass ring" speech and the haphazard and neglectful way the WWE books the undercard in general and the tag division in particular...but I could be wrong...

 

 

The two of them and Adam Rose were wearing these shirts at the Rumble, but something tells me that got nixed by the powers that be-

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Jesus, Brock's promo was like the prison interviews with that hitman in COCAINE COWBOYS.

 

 

This guy:

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"So, Yeah I shot him like five six times and he was begging me and his kid was crying and it was real sad, you know I guess.  But he put hiself there and that's how it goes, you know.  And I put his head in a box and went to breakfast because Griselda wanted the head, you know.  But she wasn't home and I needed to hang out awhile so I had breakfast in my car with the head next to me."

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Jesus, Brock's promo was like the prison interviews with that hitman in COCAINE COWBOYS.

This guy:

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"So, Yeah I shot him like five six times and he was begging me and his kid was crying and it was real sad, you know I guess. But he put hiself there and that's how it goes, you know. And I put his head in a box and went to breakfast because Griselda wanted the head, you know. But she wasn't home and I needed to hang out awhile so I had breakfast in my car with the head next to me."

I realize it was a different guy, but Brock basically nailed what Austin was aiming for before he evolved into beer-swilling redneck.

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