Victator Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Could they have been Mike Knox and Luke Gallows? They are nowhere near as good as Gallows or Knix even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The Wyatt beatdown suffered from not having them dance around and sing and act insane enough. As it was, it just looked like two big guys from anywhere between 1988-2013 doing a slow WWE style beatdown. They could have been Earthquake and Typhoon or The Barbarian and The Sanitation Worker.It seemed so generic after the videos and Bray's awesome entrance.They needed more of the ole' TCM/THE WICKER MAN random skipping in circles and chanting things like "'NAM TIME! 'NAM TIME!!!!!" or something. Myabe even a third little dude to jump around and cackle.Two big wrestlers don't scare me. Two mentally deficient hillbillies who are impervious to pain and reason...you're getting there. Take it a step further and have them look like they haven't bathed in a week. Let Dean Ambrose's hair be your guide. Get some paint-splattered overalls. Wear your hair in a ponytail. Find a pair of someone's beat-up old glasses? Now we're on the trolley. And how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Take it a step further and have them look like they haven't bathed in a week. Let Dean Ambrose's hair be your guide. YOU LEAVE HIM AND THEM* OUT OF THIS!!!!!! * Them = each individually moulded bang as a bautiful coherently sentient unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I think Ambrose took one of the lyrics from Nada Surf's most popular hit a little too literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Man Luke Gallows should totally be brought back to join the Wyatt Crew. It's perfect for his character. First he was a doped up country boy. Then Punk cleaned him up and gave him a purpose. Then the WWE fired him. Then he hit the road and found his way into Bray Wyatt's arms. Luke Gallows could have one of the greatest henchman character arcs ever if this were to happen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Did any of the Toronto/GTA crew here get Raw tickets for September 9th? To is the presale (password is CHAMP). I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Here's the thing and a question that creative has to ask themselves.. can the Wyatt Family work in this TV-PG environment? Since 2008 WWE has not tried to push the envelop of what is allowed under a PG TV rating.. I'm not saying they needed to bloody Kane up but the beat down was very generic. It needed to raise some eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If Bray can channel some of the Jake Robert's sleaze-heel charisma, they're half way there. "Trust me....trust me...me....trust....trust me..." I like the idea of him playing his promos like "We're really good people, it's just...sometimes the boys get a little funny. But don't worry, I can control them. Trust me. They're good deep down. Just....be careful sometimes..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Here's the thing and a question that creative has to ask themselves.. can the Wyatt Family work in this TV-PG environment? Since 2008 WWE has not tried to push the envelop of what is allowed under a PG TV rating.. I'm not saying they needed to bloody Kane up but the beat down was very generic. It needed to raise some eyebrows. Here's what you're gonna get, bub. The same wacky Bray Wyatt promos that people love. Some beat downs just like you saw Monday. And Bray Wyatt trading wins with Kofi Kingston 456 times over the next three years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Man Luke Gallows should totally be brought back to join the Wyatt Crew. It's perfect for his character. First he was a doped up country boy. Then Punk cleaned him up and gave him a purpose. Then the WWE fired him. Then he hit the road and found his way into Bray Wyatt's arms. Luke Gallows could have one of the greatest henchman character arcs ever if this were to happen.Knox already has the beard for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 Some things I forgot: -TNA released a bunch of people. Matt Morgan, Crimson, Joey Ryan, Christian York, Taeler Hendrix, and I think some more. -The Briscoes and Rhett Titus all visited WWE and are contractually available. -The American Wolves have stated "We are in talks with both TNA and WWE". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If we get Wolves VS Briscoes on Raw, the board may explode (again). Put Punk in there somehow, and FSW may make it happen through sheer will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 And then there's this from Tammy Sytch: "Hey SUNNY FANS!! This is YOUR CHANCE to get UNDER THE COVERS WITH ME!! At the Legends of the Ring Convention, 10/5/13, I will be offering special photo ops! Your choice: for $50 you get to have your photo taken laying next to me in bed, and for $75 you can have your photo taken 'spooning' or with me lying my head on your chest! Was I your TEENAGE CRUSH?? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY!!!PRE-SALE TICKETS WILL BE OFFERED SOON!and YES, I WILL be wearing a little item from my LINGERIE DRAWER!!" Words fail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The best part of that was the pictures she used. They were from 1996. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 and for $75 you can have your photo taken 'spooning' or with me lying my head on your chest! Was I your TEENAGE CRUSH?? Now is your chance to make that dream a REALITY!!! If only it wasn't too late to do this with Akeem. $75, and my lifetime's pent-up desire, would be spent. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 A tour of the new WWE Performance Center. I haven't watched it yet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I admit, 13 year old me just leapt into my brain for all of 3 seconds reading that Sunny thing. Then 31 year old me remembered the last nearly two decades, and... no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 The Wyatts do need a Deliverance version of the Fallen Angel, in gingham tied-up shirt and Daisy Duke short shorts. No, not some pretty little thing. They need an ODB. Is Mickie Knuckles still working? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I'm new here so I'll ask. Michael Elgin and MsChif of ROH got married recently. That's the sort of tidbit that can go on this thread, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 Woah. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 No, not some pretty little thing. They need an ODB. Is Mickie Knuckles still working? Or they could repackage Hornswoggle and have him play the banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 And then there's this from Tammy Sytch: Words fail me. The best part of that was the pictures she used. They were from 1996. No, the best part is this: Erik K Fulntonsworth HU TUNMMY WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY I MOWED MY LUWN SND CLIPPED MY MOMS TOWS SHE HA FUNGUS THAT STUNKS DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY BYE YOUR FRIND ERIK Tamara Lynn Sytch ummmmmmm Dave Daniels After reading this one, will you be screening the people who order the photo op?! Tamara Lynn Sytch lolol....read the one about the pizza Erik K Fulntonsworth ARE YOUS MAKING FUNNY OF MES Tamara Lynn Sytch NOT AT ALL Erik K Fulntonsworth OH SORRY I KNO MY SPELING AND TALK IS BAD BUT I MET PEOPLE MADE FUN OF MES SO I DON'T KNOW THANK YOU FOR HONESTLY AND ACEP ME BRCUSE NOT EVONE WOULD ETHER WY IM PROD OF THINGS I DID BECUS IM DISABLITIY Erik K Fulntonsworth YOU ARE NIC TAMY Tamara Lynn Sytch I try to be nice.... thank you for visiting my event page 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 This is how it ends. We all spend the rest of our lives trying to carny the carnies. Like some sort of communal revenge or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 While this board was down, I visited a couple other boards to try and get my fix. The amount of concern trolling by wrestling fans over this Tammy thing is unbelievable. Almost as unbelievable as the percentage of those fans that would clearly shell out cash for this. I remember reading when she did bikini shoots a few years ago, she had a strict no contact rule. I imagine this will be the same, advertising or not. The Husky Harris chants were just the worst. Wrestling fans are the worst. If everyone in the world acted like wrestling fans, every Matt Damon movie would just be two straight hours of morons chanting "Good Will Hunting! Clap clap clapclapclap". It's as though now that we have Wikipedia, every crowd is like that MSG Royal Rumble crowd that lost their shit for surprise Cena before remembering they were supposed to hate him and started booing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I would contribute $ to a DVDVR member getting the $75 treatment - if someone from this board lives in the area. All I ask is that you just post the photo on the board afterwards. And that you let me use it as a sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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