Fatu looks like he snuck out early on his shift at Mooby's to watch Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris throw down.

 

zubaz + fanny pack = wrestling.

He's basically Samoan Kevin Smith with cooler pants

 

COCAINE

Looks like Sheiky just got done making Hulk humble.

Just have to be the guy to say there's nothing homoerotic about having a giant wang

 

It depends on where you have it.

Did someone mention homoeroticism?

 

 

Tatanka posted this pic on his Facebook.

 

Is it wrong that for a second there I thought "Damn, Dave Meltzer is pretty cut."

Hahah same here..

 

Just have to be the guy to say there's nothing homoerotic about having a giant wang

 

Don't I know it.

 

*ahem*

 

Say, here's another Tatanka pic.  I want Fatu's shirt.

 

 

Tatanka's shirt and Fatu's pants totally match.  I wonder if they had to scramble to leave and put on eachother's clothes by mistake?

 

 

Just have to be the guy to say there's nothing homoerotic about having a giant wang

 

Don't I know it.

 

*ahem*

 

Say, here's another Tatanka pic.  I want Fatu's shirt.

 

 

Tatanka's shirt and Fatu's pants totally match.  I wonder if they had to scramble to leave and put on eachother's clothes by mistake?

 

 

I would imagine Tatanka would like like MC Hammer in genie pants if he was wearing Fatu's pants.

I don't know if those things actually match. But if they were wearing POLO SHIRTS~!

 

 

They would look like stylish men. And not at all like jobbers.

Did Chavo do more than one televised match as Kerwin White?

I think he ended up with a PPV match against Shelton.

What I like even better about this pic is that Sheik went into the HOF in 2005.

 

COCAINE

I feel like I would be 500% more excited about that match as the fan I was, like, eight years ago. It's kind of depressing that I see that photo and it's just "eh"

From New Japan's first promotional pamphlets in '72. LITTLE HAMADA.

 

Edit: This is from '81 or '83. Look at babyface Yamazaki with his hot babe posters.

 

Edited August 8, 201313 yr by Swayze Express

 

This deserves a quote

"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, DVDVR dildos to pipe down while I take off this suit and show the ladies what a real sexy man looks like."

 

There's your quote.

Rick Rude should've been a Horseman. 

Like "Here's the new Horseman Paul Roma!"  

NECKBREAKER 

DIE

 

"Just kidding it was Rick Rude"

 

"Did you watch the tapes I sent you?"