And man, Stevie never ages, does he?

 

 

Great things happen when you join the Illuminati  do DDP Yoga.

I thought it was the Blue Meanie and a random porn star he was dating.

He's been dead for five years, so there may be a little ring rust.

 

No shit. Well that's the worst news I've heard all weekend. Didn't know that.

Someone needs to introduce Michelle McCool to the modern day Simon System. Maybe Taker too for that matter.

 

It seems like their food budget is zero.

It's probably better for him to be as light as he can be considering all his injuries.

kayfabe is truly dead

They were both training for their respective comebacks when they got laid out by Brock and Sable. #WRESTLEMANIEXXXI

Luke Harper was wearing an eye patch for some reason this weekend:

 

 

Should wear it full time.

 

AND THEY SHOULD NEVER EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYE

Syphilis

There should be an eye patch on the sheep mask too.  Just on the mask, though.

Luke Harper was wearing an eye patch for some reason this weekend:

Luke Harper is just gently transitioning into a Snake Plisken gimmick. A guy can dream, right?

I wanna be a Pirate.

 

I don't think he can fit into Seth Rollin's gear.

 

 

 

While pictures out of gimmick show Undertaker's age, somehow Michelle McCool seems to be getting younger.

She must be a succubus. Would explain her being super skinny too.

 

 

Undertaker is her picture of Dorian Gray

I swear I went into this note solely to get to the omnibus thread and post how I heard Hatper had an eye issue and say that I hoped he wore an eyepatch. Awesome

Some AJ Styles for good measure

Did AJ borrow that suit or something? And that's why he can't be arsed to wear one as the IWGP champ?

Between those three pictures, AJ looks like some weird combo of Cena, Miz and Cody Rhodes

 

 

whoever said Taker is turning into Mike off Breaking Bad a while ago was spot on

If he cuts a promo before next year's WM and tells his opponent, "no more half measures," I'll shart.

Hogan always has to have the spotlight, doesn't he?

Yes.

Yes.

 

You mean "yes brother"