Skeeball Wizard Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Oh man, "The Wrestling Ring." I remember their ads and their mail order catalog, and I definitely got DiBiase and HTM from them as a youngster. Good times. Don't blame your mom. From what I remember (and this was, what, maybe 87 or 88?), this line of figures was dying out by then and the only place to find the new ones was through specialty outlets like this. Yeah when I got older I realized that not every toy ever made was available at KB Toys, its actually pretty amazing she found Tito and Bruno when she did, seeing as they were way out of date at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Man, you guys are crazy. That Rick Rude Hasbro figure was perfect, he could hit a textbook Rude Awakening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIK Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I always hated the figures with the "press slam" feature, (Luger, Bulldog, Warlord, Borga, Warrior #3, Demolition Ax) You couldn't even clothesline anyone! The next worst was the more rare "snap mare" feature (seen above w 123 Kid, Rick Rude and Ric Flair) What exactly are these guys supposed to be able to do? Always thought Flair's Hasbro had to be a rib on him. They never made any of their other figures that damn skinny & weird looking Fully agree on the "legs stuck together" models being the worst from that line. Best was always the guys with the "rocket punch arm" or the "whiplash arm" "Clothesline arm" dudes were sorta cool too but they broke too easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I always hated the figures with the "press slam" feature, (Luger, Bulldog, Warlord, Borga, Warrior #3, Demolition Ax) You couldn't even clothesline anyone! The next worst was the more rare "snap mare" feature (seen above w 123 Kid, Rick Rude and Ric Flair) What exactly are these guys supposed to be able to do? Always thought Flair's Hasbro had to be a rib on him. They never made any of their other figures that damn skinny & weird looking JIMINY JILLIKERS!!! JIMINY JILLIKERS!!!! JIMINY JILLIKERS!!!! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great ML Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Same year the Galoob figures came out, JusToys produced a line of WCW Bend-Ems figures as well. The Doom Bend-Ems are wearing the same outfits as the Galoob figures. I'm thinking on photo shoot day Doom thought they were only getting shot from the waist up so they only taped their wrists instead of bothering to put on all their gear. Like Galoob's first series Horsemen figures match this photo (minus Ole) and none of the Windham figures had kneepads either... This makes perfect sense. Look at the detail of the figure compared to the photo, Barry's knee pads are pulled down over the boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow does red and purple ever look ugly for a WCW logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I remember being home from school sick as a yute, and my mom bought me a couple wrestling magazines to keep me occupied. In the back of one of them was this ad, which I flipped about. I then demanded my mother go to KB Toys and get me Bam Bam Bigelow, One Man Gang, the Hart Foundation, Killer Bees and Demolition Ax. She returned later that night with Tito Santana and Bruno Sammartino. A river of tears followed. I was an ungrateful little shit. Awww man, I had a bunch of those figures. There were two things I remember most about them. First, they were heavy as shit. My brother pulled a Montreal Screwjob in one of our matches which I told him I didn't appreciate so he whipped Brutus Beefcake at me and the sucker left a bruise like I got hit with a baseball bat. Secondly, the paint was defective on them. Maybe they corrected this with later production models but I got them when they first came out - the belts were all replicas of the Green Circle Belt Iron Sheik wore when he jobbed the belt to Hogan - and literally after a week of casual play the paint would rub off them. I think I did like 3 leg drops with Hogan after which his knee pad and most of his tights were all gone. I remember having my mom go to the model shop to buy some Testors model paint to try and fix them but I guess the paint was wrong for the vulcanized rubber because the paint never absorbed - it'd dry but just sit on the surface sticky as hell. Now that I look back, I'm kind of torn on the line. At the time the paint issues and total lack of articulation kind of pissed me off - but today as an adult who still likes to check out what's going on in the toy aisle once in awhile, the scale, sculpts, and paint jobs were actually pretty damn fantastic, never mind by mid-80s standards. I also really dug some of the little accessories they came with, like Piper's skirt kilt or JYD's chain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Seconded for Tom Zenk subbing as Tito Santana and/or Tully Blanchard (I'd use red electric tape on the back of his trunks to match up with Arn Anderson's outfit) I think that Barry Windham figure is (stupidly) one of the reasons he became on of my faves growing up - you could hit all the best highspots with that mold. That Hasbro ad has reminded me that the Macho Man 92 figure was the shittest of the lot - why would you put those tassles on it?! The 88 Macho was great on the other hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bustronaut Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I am transfixed by the Bret/Goldberg picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I am transfixed by the Bret/Goldberg picture. Apparently the referee is pretty transfixed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 First, they were heavy as shit. My brother pulled a Montreal Screwjob in one of our matches which I told him I didn't appreciate so he whipped Brutus Beefcake at me and the sucker left a bruise like I got hit with a baseball. You could kill a man with the King Kong Bundy figure. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Trump Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 That's the new Triple Crown belt, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I can't decide if the globe on the middle plate looks more like a butt or boobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Trump Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 That's the new Triple Crown belt, innit? 'Tis, it made a visit over to my place a couple of weeks ago in fact... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I can't decide if the globe on the middle plate looks more like a butt or boobs. If Dean Ambrose leave WWE for AJPW then I think we will have our answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Haven't followed AJ in years. Who's the guy who's trying to inhale his own face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Joe Doering. I had to google to see who it was. He looks like Stan Hansen and Dick Murdoch's illegitimate effeminate son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 I had to Google as well. He's so generic I thought it might be Fighter Hayabusa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Even his name is too generic. How about Joe Awesome, or Joe Hashtagimoto, or Joe Outstanding? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 There's a new web series on wwe.com. This is the promo image for it. I am not shitting you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Based on the photo, I had to check out CHEAP POPS! Here's the link: http://www.wwe.com/videos/wwe-cheap-pops-episode-1-26602222 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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