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Raw 7-21-14


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Wait a sec, they're pitting Sheamus against Rusev on Main Event tomorrow night. The idea of them putting the US belt on Rusev....

I can't see that match having a clean ending. There's gotta be some kind of interference from Swagger.

 

 

He will turn on his home country and become "Jakub Swagov", russian ambassador.

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What the hell? Do Summer Rae and Layla have no standards anymore? What happened to Dolph? I thought what they had was special....

Well, at least he won a match.

I think the answer is Summer and Layla have found love in each other's tender caress, but they will also allow themselves to get plowed by whomever is wrestling Fandango each night.
Please write a fanfic.

I'd rather be booked against Fandango.

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Instead of the New NOD, Woods should call his group the Black Power Rangers.

 

Missed the first hour at my mom's birthday dinner, but I'm not sure anything from that could've topped Heyman's look of sheer glee when Brock came out.

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So Emma's punishment so far has been winning a match and not eating the fall in a match against the top two pushed Divas at the moment. Oh and not being with Santino anymore

 

That is... interesting

 

Anything that involves a bigger Big E push is fine with me but I still don't buy the idea of Kofi as a heel

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Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony!

Did anyone else notice that Ambrose was literally foaming from the mouth after his match with Cesaro?

Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony once tried to help Ambrose keep a Frogger machine running on battery power because Dean had the high score.

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Lets be honest

 

If I get a stable of Mark Henry, Big E, Kofi and Titus O'Neil with Woods as mouthpiece I will be giddy

 

As long as the don't add RVD as the white guy who thinks he is black

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I hope we get the following promo from Heyman, if Brock wins the title and doesn't defend it often: 

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and on behalf of my client BROCK LESNAR, I would like to ask a simple question to the WWE Universe: Who are you to doubt El Dandy?"

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Lets be honest

If I get a stable of Mark Henry, Big E, Kofi and Titus O'Neil with Woods as mouthpiece I will be giddy

As long as the don't add RVD as the white guy who thinks he is black

RVD as the pot loving white Rastafarian.

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Somehow, Slater is MORE of a jobber now that he's away from 3MB.

 

 

If Slater is more of a jobber, what the hell does that make Cesaro who was eliminated last night by him

 

So basically Summer and Layla is the more attractive version of PMS.   Maybe they can re-package Zack Ryder as Meat  :)

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Sandow could be fun

If only he was half the worker Owen was

Sandow coming out in blackface trying to gain their acceptance only to be beaten unmercifully? That's right up the WWE's alley in terms of racial sensitivity.
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Sandow could be fun

If only he was half the worker Owen was

Only if he dresses like this:

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I don't care if the kids don't get it. Screw them.

Nah, it ain't white boy day.

 

 

They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know.

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Sandow could be fun

 

If only he was half the worker Owen was

Sandow would be more Disco Inferno in Filthy Animals than Owen in NOD.

 

I do like that in their little fallout interviews posted after Raw, the interviewer was trying to ask Zack Ryder if this was gonna be a new start for him and all he could do was pay attention to the chicks. It's like he learned nothing from Eve Torres...

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Somehow, Slater is MORE of a jobber now that he's away from 3MB.

 

 

If Slater is more of a jobber, what the hell does that make Cesaro who was eliminated last night by him

 

So basically Summer and Layla is the more attractive version of PMS.   Maybe they can re-package Zack Ryder as Meat  :)

 

 

 

Aren't they pretty much Laycool v2 now? Summer Rae pretty much looks exactly like McCool. And I swear my CC was saying something wacky, cause it said Cole said they were calling themselves "Slayers" now. That's not what he actually said, was it?

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Somehow, Slater is MORE of a jobber now that he's away from 3MB.

If Slater is more of a jobber, what the hell does that make Cesaro who was eliminated last night by him

So basically Summer and Layla is the more attractive version of PMS. Maybe they can re-package Zack Ryder as Meat :)

Aren't they pretty much Laycool v2 now? Summer Rae pretty much looks exactly like McCool. And I swear my CC was saying something wacky, cause it said Cole said they were calling themselves "Slayers" now. That's not what he actually said, was it?
There's a fanfic or porno idea. Summer Rae and Layla as Slayer groupies, tied down while Kerry King runs his goatee over their naked bodies. Fake blood falls from the ceiling as Tom Araya is in the corner wailing away Raining Blood.
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Somehow, Slater is MORE of a jobber now that he's away from 3MB.

 

 

If Slater is more of a jobber, what the hell does that make Cesaro who was eliminated last night by him

 

 

 

Using that logic, what does that make Undertaker, who was once eliminated from the Royal Rumble by Maven?

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