Cristobal Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 Emma may be from Australia but in this instance she's a true Floridian. I don't know how it is in other states but no one here can seemingly do self checkout properly. Anybody over 50 in California are the same way. OH MY GOD HOW DO I SCAN A TOMATO *looks around in all directions BUT at the bored checkout person currently helping the OTHER old fuck by explaning that you can't buy alcohol at self-checkout because state law*
JonnyLaw Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 I've "forgotten" to pay for things using self-scanners before plenty of times when purchasing other stuff. Sounds like she "forgot", got caught, and used this as an excuse. Or you're projecting.
Brian Fowler Posted July 1, 2014 Posted July 1, 2014 I don't think I've ever forgotten to pay for something in a self-checkout, but my local Walmart used to have a night cashier for a month or two who was legitimately terrible at his job. I got a 35 dollar dvd set for free because he forgot to scan it once, and a very cheap t-shirt the same way on a different occasion. I didn't even notice either time until later, when I realized I'd gotten more change (in the one case, way more change) than I should have, and double checked my receipt later. Shockingly, he didn't last long, but he was awesome. 1
JRGoldman Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Truthfully, stealing an iPod case is a decided step up in terms of pro wrestling debauchery. Even a decade a go, it would have started as shop lifting but quickly snowballed in to a security guard finding 35674 soma in her fanny pack (which she had previously stolen from a Walmart). We should be celebrating Emma's restraint, and the progress of pro wrestling as a whole. 4
Spontaneous Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 I like to imagine as she walked to the squad car doing her dance 6
Peck Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 It's been often said that Corey Graves's "Stay Down" tattoo was directly inspired by Uncle Leo. 2
CanadianChris Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 I like to imagine as she walked to the squad car doing her dance Her dance would be hard to do handcuffed.
Spontaneous Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Yeah but she is ssooooo awkward that she still tried. Plus she did the marching. 1
piranesi Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 You know what's tragic? It turns out Emma stole that Ipad case to give to Santino for his Ipad which he loved very much. And she didn't even realize that earlier in the day, he had sold his Ipad in order to buy her a beautiful new frame for her Walmart© Honest Shopper© award which she was very proud of. 13
Cristobal Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 I want to like that, but I feel like it's trying too hard. Unlike anyone in that Twisted Tea segment. TOPICALITY!
piranesi Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 THEY CAN'T ALL BE PLAN B JOKES, PEOPLE!!!! WE'VE BEEN MINING THIS STORY FOR 10 HOURS NOW! 1
EVA Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Seriously, how did you people get 6 pages out of this story? 1
muhammedboehm Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Seriously, how did you people get 6 pages out of this story? There's not a lot else going on
Johnny Sorrow Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 The next How Did This Get Made podcast is gonna be Mr. Nanny. I can't wait. 1
EVA Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Seriously, how did you people get 6 pages out of this story? There's not a lot else going on I got home from work, checked in, and thought, "Whoa, the July thread is already 6 PAGES. Some serious shit must have gone down." You cannot imagine my disappointment as it eventually dawned on me that, no, indeed we really had been reduced to just talking about the Emma thing for a damn day.
JohnnyJ Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 It could be worse. In the Raw thread, half of this board spent the day writing weird fantasies about Dirty Dean. 1
EVA Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 It could be worse. In the Raw thread, half of this board spent the day writing weird fantasies about Dirty Dean. At this point, everyone should know that nothing good comes from anything beyond page 3 of the Raw thread.
Spontaneous Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Pfwt, the GFW thread has had nothing to with wrestling and it is at 30 or so pages
JRGoldman Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 It could be worse. In the Raw thread, half of this board spent the day writing weird fantasies about Dirty Dean.At this point, everyone should know that nothing good comes from anything beyond page 3 of the Raw thread. That's some awesome motherly advice right there: 'Nothing good happens after 2 AM or after page three in the Raw thread on DVDVR.' I can hear her now. 1
Web Conn Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Truthfully, stealing an iPod case is a decided step up in terms of pro wrestling debauchery. Even a decade a go, it would have started as shop lifting but quickly snowballed in to a security guard finding 35674 soma in her fanny pack (which she had previously stolen from a Walmart). We should be celebrating Emma's restraint, and the progress of pro wrestling as a whole. Which would all of been a ploy as Nunzio, Palumbo and Stamboli carted big screens out the front door.
Raziel Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Pfwt, the GFW thread has had nothing to with wrestling and it is at 30 or so pages But the GFW thread is the greatest thread in the history of the internets. 1
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 Truthfully, stealing an iPod case is a decided step up in terms of pro wrestling debauchery. Even a decade a go, it would have started as shop lifting but quickly snowballed in to a security guard finding 35674 soma in her fanny pack (which she had previously stolen from a Walmart). We should be celebrating Emma's restraint, and the progress of pro wrestling as a whole. After reading this, I have a really perverse desire to see Kevin Nash address this in a shoot interview. "She couldn't afford an iPad case? I just got a dividend check for $170,000..."
Hoffman Posted July 2, 2014 Posted July 2, 2014 You know what's tragic? It turns out Emma stole that Ipad case to give to Santino for his Ipad which he loved very much. And she didn't even realize that earlier in the day, he had sold his Ipad in order to buy her a beautiful new frame for her Walmart© Honest Shopper© award which she was very proud of. I want to like that, but I feel like it's trying too hard. Unlike anyone in that Twisted Tea segment. TOPICALITY! That's just classic old-school booking that never goes out of style. Bert and Ernie did the same thing in that one Sesame Street Christmas special in the '70s, and it looked like their Christmas would be awkwardly ruined until Mr. Hooper stepped in to save the day. I'm pretty sure it also happened on a Little House on the Prairie Christmas show, and Nellie Oleson somehow ended up with Laura's beloved horse. Wrestling could do with more Muppet/Nellie Oleson-based storylines.
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