The Emma-Cobra has a mind of its own?

This is Emma's way of auditioning for the role of train wreck on Total Divas.

At TNA isn't this just the newest person on the roster's job?  To shoplift sequins and nicotine patches for the show?

 

And if you get busted, you make  your bones by not saying anything.

So you're saying this was an audition.

Worst outcome; TNA or deportation?

I blame her confusion on the solstice.

So you're saying this was an audition.

Florida: your audition for Hell.

She would have gotten away with it but she kept waving her hands in the cobra position singing DO DO DO DO DO DO DO in a continuous loop.   I mean even by Wal Mart standards that would be weird

 

She would rather have been arrested than to attend Santino party in the back stage area last night.   Even with the twisted tea  

Meltzer is saying that the rumor backstage was that it was an Ipod

WWE did such a crap job of marketing her that i almost feel like TNA might do it by accident. They'll bring her in as a femme fatale and she'll be so goofy at it that she'll be a super over babyface. Then, three weeks later, they'll repackage her as a desklamp or something.

She would have gotten away with it but she kept waving her hands in the cobra position singing DO DO DO DO DO DO DO in a continuous loop. I mean even by Wal Mart standards that would be weird

She would rather have been arrested than to attend Santino party in the back stage area last night. Even with the twisted tea

Even with the Twisted Tea, that party looked depressing. I say Adam Rose is either repackaged in NXT or released by Summerslam. As for Emma, it will probably be a lot sooner than that.

 

So you're saying this was an audition.

Florida: your audition for Hell.

 

 

EC3 and Bram say hey!

How can we blame this on Lance Storm?

Now I gotta know how much money she makes. An iPod? That's pathetic.

How can we blame this on Lance Storm?

 

of all the Lance Storm trainees to steal an Ipod at a Wal-Mart.  I would think that Sylvester Lefort would be the top of the list.   

 

Please don't be stupid this month

Speaking of stupid.   Emma missed Raw yesterday because she was arrested for shoplifting at Wal-Mart.  

 

From Hartford.gov: 

 

 

Well at least she has a good excuse for missing Santino's BBQ.

If they hadn't released JTG, he could have used his Cryme Tyme know-how to get an iPod for her.  So really, this is all the IWC's fault for ratting out his continued employment to WWE higher-ups in the first place.

Is she still under a NXT contract? When do they switch the contract to one with a higher downside? I remember that Daniel Bryan said,he only got a little appearance fee for his NXT stuff with no downside but had to do national traveling with that little money.

Emma should apply at her local Outback Steakhouse.

I know a girl from Australia that moved to Long Island. Naturally, she got a job at Outback.

She's a good sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up!

Australians... convicts... nope... Ive got nothing...

 

Alicia Fox may be crazy, but at least shes not iPod crazy.

Australians... convicts... nope... Ive got nothing...

Alicia Fox may be crazy, but at least shes not iPod crazy.

Alicia Fox is steal a VHS copy of Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo from a yard sale crazy.

This isn't big news, Emma stole my heart long ago.

Best new cast member of Orange is the New Black Season 3.