LooseCannon Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Does Santino have any potential as a commentator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I'd give him an over the top talk show, like Brother Love. It would be a good place to introduce new characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Santino's Corner. Be way better than Miz TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Bring back Santino's Casa!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Santino's Snakepit, where he interviews Superstars in a hole filled with socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Did the Cobra ever face off against Mr Socko? I'm almost positive it's happened but I can't place it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Did the Cobra ever face off against Mr Socko? I'm almost positive it's happened but I can't place it. Mick Foley had a pic of it on his FaceBook page. https://www.facebook.com/RealMickFoley/photos/a.150133228350157.28288.126269440736536/868684669828339/?type=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Samoan Walker, and I'm gonna kill you!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Did the Cobra ever face off against Mr Socko? I'm almost positive it's happened but I can't place it. During the 40-man Royal Rumble, if I recall correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOBiPMOjAHE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Wow! Speaking of Santino, did you guys hear that he just retired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 That weird Mike's Twisted Tea promo was like the wrestling version of Final Destination. First Emma (who didn't even get to the shoot), and now Santino. Who is next? Adam Rose? The guy in the hot dog costume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Don't doubt the nerf helmet's impact in killing the gimmick. There was no recovery from that. Just needed a big fist on top of it. They could've sold foam Faarooq Fists for the kids. They would've beat Hulk Hands to the market by several years. Instead of a Karate Fighters tournament they could've had a Faarooq Fists Fighters Tournament. And just picture the commercials with little white kids punching each other with their Faarooq Fists while spouting, "By any means necessary!" Also, I vaguely recall Jim Ross just breaking kay fab right away and questioning why a legit athlete like 'Ron Simmons' would let Sunny dress and name him something so ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 The rumblings would have you believe that Rose is next on the chopping block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 So does this mean that Santino Marella was removed from the Global Force Database? Shhhhhh! We're not allowed to talk about that anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 We can talk about it here, just not in a dedicated thread. Hey, I heard the GFW database retired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 The GFW database is alive and well and will shortly be adding 500 new names. In related news, someone sent Jeff Jarrett a copy of Firepro Wrestling. Fingers crossed that Jarrett can sign that Dick Slender guy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidb Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I just wonder how many times fake names like I.P. Freely and Al Coholic are in the GFW database. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 I hear Ax Duggan and Undead Taylor are available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 What the hell is that thing Hulk is holding on his shoulder? A bazooka disguised as a fanny pack? It looks like it has a zipper down the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 What the hell is that thing Hulk is holding on his shoulder? A bazooka disguised as a fanny pack? It looks like it has a zipper down the middle. Gas tank for a motorcycle.... ...full of coke. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 It is a shame that WWE/USA Network is against choking spots because what wrestling needs is more Terry Funk-style sneak attacks using a plastic bag to choke someone out. Can you imagine how unglued the fans would go if Ambrose jumped Seth Rollins and bagged him? We don't get blood on purpose anymore (which is an overall good thing, to be fair), but we need to make up for it with bag attacks. Also, this should be supplemented with more branding iron attacks and spikes to the eye. Especially when it comes to Ambrose, who should aim for being Terry Funk circa 1989 for a new generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 You get fired for choking a dude with a tie. A bag might get you shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 "Santino retired?!?!?!?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 7, 2014 Author Share Posted July 7, 2014 Okay - the next Santino retired joke is earning someone a timeout. You have all been fucking warned 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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