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WRESTLER OF THE DAY: STAN HANSEN


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Okay Fuck it - since All Japan (at least as we have known it) is basically dead. Okay... truly All Japan as I have known it basically died when Misawa left but anyway....

 

This is ALL JAPAN WEEK!!!!

 

And we might as well start with the man who Jumbo beat to form the Triple Crown. Which is ironic consider, his doppelganger was cutting a promo about the Triple Crown on Saturday.

 

STAN MOTHERFUCKING HANSEN!!!

 

Like I need a God Damn excuse to post this again...

 

http://youtu.be/bp0Wo7hLTIE

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlpgULnBmnE

 

Beat ya to it.

 

 

STAN HANSEN vs. KENTA KOBASHI - AJ 7/31/93: 

(POGO PETE) 
As beautiful as the Hash/Tenryu match from the '98 G1 Climax was for all the stiffness, this IMO is even more beautiful for the variety of attacks used. Kobashi controls the early portion, electrifying the crowd to the point where they're counting along with Joe when Kobashi goes for a pin less than 2 minutes into the match. Stan sells like a champ early, but he finally takes control by sticking his boot in Kobashi's face as he charges into the corner, which results in the left side of Kobashi's face immediately swelling up like a grapefruit. Kobashi rolls to the floor, at which point Stan Misterio Jr. hits a motherfucking TOPE! Kobashi somehow finds the strength to come back, and the rest of the match has the triple-tough veteran and fiery youngster throwing every move they know at each other. The finish is my all-time favorite: Kobashi slams Stan and goes for the moonsault, but Stan recovers and keeps him from going for it. He steps out to the apron and the two trade slaps, headbutts and elbows... at which point Stan absolutely O B L I T E R A T E S Kobashi with an honest-and-for-true Lariat From Hell and gets the pin. You have to hear the reaction when Stan hits it... 16,300 people collectively screaming "Oh my God, he's DEAD!" Most of them don't even bother counting along with Joe when Stan pins him- that's how final this looks. Awe-inspiring. 
 
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I actually transcribed the Sunrise theme horn part to guitar as an intro riff for my old band: http://semataryrecords.bandcamp.com/album/augmentor God, that recording was horrible.

 

Fuck it I'm running with this one, he's my favorite wrestler. The last stand: 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBs1XCGOGFM

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxMXHIsPk_I

 

NOBODY POTATOES ME

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9W-io5xUJE

 

Total chaos

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzvT2nLDhNE

 

I don't know which one this is but him and Kawada went together like chocolate and peanut butter every time.

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Stan Fucking Hansen...

 

The man's middle name is indeed "fucking."

 

There have been many raw boned, ass-kickers and bad men in wrestling but how many ever truly equaled Stan in pure "I'll kill you" stiffness and hatred in the ring. His style was so violent and aggressive. When you add to that his break neck pace and you have a hurricane of death. He was the Incredible Hulk with a cowboy hat and maybe the greatest brawler wrestling has ever known.

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"Jumbo Truta" "Teneruu" "You long-haired weirdo"

 

Hook-em-Horns, baby

 

 

I already posted this in the Colon thread but it bears repeating. If anything makes Stan look more like a horrible redneck and heels both him and Chicky at the same time, this is it. You just know after this Carlos will bleed like mad but Hansen is getting crushed, and Chicky is getting the Cornette treatment.

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Oh no way is Rippa slipping Hansen day by me.  Lord knows Phil and I have watched the Andre match enough to keep us from killing.

 

And this vid of Stan randomly stiffing the shit out of people has single-handedly kept me out of jail far too many times.

 

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Stan Fucking Hansen...

 

The man's middle name is indeed "fucking."

 

There have been many raw boned, ass-kickers and bad men in wrestling but how many ever truly equaled Stan in pure "I'll kill you" stiffness and hatred in the ring. His style was so violent and aggressive. When you add to that his break neck pace and you have a hurricane of death. He was the Incredible Hulk with a cowboy hat and maybe the greatest brawler wrestling has ever known.

In reality, Stan is actually his middle name, well Stanley. John Hansen doesn't have the same ring to it.

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