Curt McGirt Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Well... we still have Sheamus vs. Cesaro... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Nah, best moment was still Alicia Fox. I thought mixing cola with Sunkist would be a bad idea but she made it work. ATOMIC WEDGIES. Alicia's post-match moments are the one time that I feel like what is happening is ACTUALLY happening. Hell, her beatdown of the production guy was more realistic than the entire Shield beatdown. And either Emma sold that kick to the face like a champ or Alicia really KO'd her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I feel truly sorry for Brie. Poor girl is now faced with possibly: 1) Getting a normal job 2) Being a rich, affluent housewife YOU ARE SO EVIL, STEPHANIE. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 At some point during the first hour I thought to myself, "I'm only watching this show to see what Bo Dallas and Alicia Fox do". I think that speaks pretty clearly about the overall quality of Raw this evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I can't entirely blame WWE for the momentum of Mania being gone. No, the booking hasn't been great but all the shit that's gone down with Bryan has been unforeseeable. He's been pretty snakebit since Mania and that certainly has something to do with it. The worst thing about WWE TV lately has been fucking RVD, he's awful and needs to go away forever and most certainly shouldn't be protected while doing jobs. Bo is great and I think he'll be fine but Adam Rose was DOA and his corpse decays a bit more every week, I realize he's like 35 and it was now or never but they should've just brought him in as the Kraven gimmick he had. I'm looking forward to Big E vs Rusev as it's like the Shetland Pony version of a Hoss match. Biggest highlight though continues to be Alicia, I'm beyond happy that she is getting something to do though, it's about time. She's been great for a while. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 At some point during the first hour I thought to myself, "I'm only watching this show to see what Bo Dallas and Alicia Fox do". I think that speaks pretty clearly about the overall quality of Raw this evening. There was one other high point. I actually seem to have blacked out at one point. I remember, Lana was saying something about how I was going to need disciplinary action to its highest level. The last thing I heard was "something something will require your compliance with mother[blackness]. I'm not sure what could have caused sudden massive blood loss in my brain area, but it was scary and I woke up with an origami figure in one hand and ruined pants in the other. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Bo is 1000x creepier than Bray could ever dream of being. The whole Windham/Rotunda clan is creepy. I'm convinced more than ever that back in the 80's Kevin Sullivan really did do some black magic deal where he sold the soul's of Blackjack's unborn grandchildren to Satan. This show was so hit or miss. Bray's speech was something else. I loved when he forced Lawler into the ring and Michael Cole did the whole "Jerry could die" with out actually saying it thing. I want to also see JBL vs. Harper now. Not a wrestling match. Just make it a bar room brawl. Have Ron Simmons show up and poor Rowan ends up eating a spinebuster on a pool table. Bo was awesome again tonight. Please don't change anything about him. Sheild/Evolution should be a fun brawl. Just a shame there won't be any blood (probably). I guess this is the way they segway Dave out so he can start doing his Guardians of the Galaxy tour for the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Hey, Zack got on tv and Rusev beat up a Caucasian. Noteworthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Hey, Zack got on tv and Rusev beat up a Caucasian. Noteworthy! Big E. with the run-in to save the flag from associating itself with Ryder. Every new guy gets that talking-to about being careful who you ride with and such. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Man...my buddy and I got tickets to Payback before Wrestlemania and we were super excited for the PPV in Chicago. Now, eh, neither of us are all that excited. Should still be fun to be there live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Man...my buddy and I got tickets to Payback before Wrestlemania and we were super excited for the PPV in Chicago. Now, eh, neither of us are all that excited. Should still be fun to be there live. Where are you sitting? Is there's a small chance that Alicia Fox will spit, spill, or wipe anything on you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MJ_ Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (edited) I haven't been watching Raw lately, but Alicia Fox thing to me reminded me of R-Truth deal before they neutered his act and made him too much of a joke. It would be cool to see Brock and her come out to the ring at the same time to put the fear of God in the first row live audience. Oh, and are Steph and Alicia Fox in the top 5 heels/bad guys on RAW right now? For some reason, the thought entertains me. Edited May 27, 2014 by _MJ_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I refuse to take Rusev seriously until he murders Apollo Creed. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Man...my buddy and I got tickets to Payback before Wrestlemania and we were super excited for the PPV in Chicago. Now, eh, neither of us are all that excited. Should still be fun to be there live. Where are you sitting? Is there's a small chance that Alicia Fox will spit, spill, or wipe anything on you? Lower level somewhere. No chance of that. Slight chance of being graced by the Titty Master's presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The WWE has managed to effectively kill the kinda crowd that was made for wrestling: the southern crowd. For what it is worth, which isn't much really, I thought Eva looked better than she had been doing. That forearm smash looked like it hurt. She probably would fit in late 90's WCW as a porn star/model turned main eventer's on-air ring rat. And Barrett vs Sheamus was announced for SD. They should just let them fight for the 2 hours and let gawd separate the dead souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Man...my buddy and I got tickets to Payback before Wrestlemania and we were super excited for the PPV in Chicago. Now, eh, neither of us are all that excited. Should still be fun to be there live. Where are you sitting? Is there's a small chance that Alicia Fox will spit, spill, or wipe anything on you? Lower level somewhere. No chance of that. Slight chance of being graced by the Titty Master's presence. GIVE HIM MY TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I refuse to take Rusev seriously until he murders Apollo Creed. He's already destroyed Consequences Creed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Tonight John Cena gave Bray Wyatt the "We gave you some responsibility and you couldn't handle it, Bray. You're sick, Bray. You're sick and we need to get you some help." talk. Here is a transcription from Bray's Myspace tonight: I was sitting in my room and John and the Usos came in and they grabbed a mic and they go: Bray, we need to talk to you And I go: Okay what's the matter They go: Me and Jey and Jimmy have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems, You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody and We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your interest if we jobbed you out in a stipulation match so you can go to the midcard and get the help that you need. And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!? My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your House shows, I went to your Fan Access, I went to your institutional performance enhancement facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?...It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Oh, and are Steph and Alicia Fox in the top 5 heels/bad guys on RAW right now? For some reason, the thought entertains me. I think Hornswoggle is up there. It's a comedy feud and all, but if you really look at what he is doing.. What a little shit head. - He grabs Torito's horns just to fucking punch him in the face - He throws anyone he can manhandle in front of his way so he doesn't get hit - He threatens to shove his size 7T shoe up the rest of The Band's ass - Tonight, I am pretty sure he said, "Come back here so I can rip your fucking mask off!" AFTER he ripped off poor little Torito's tail off. That mask vs hair match should be a blast. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Named Tracy Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I would love to see an animated GIF of when Alicia broke the third wall and spoke directly to the camera. She fluffed her hair before slapping herself in the face repeatedly. Tremendous. I don't know where they are going with the character but it is the most entertaining thing on WWE TV right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Horswaggle is aces and the best guy on the roster at the moment. What was up with the two tools in the front row, corner of the ramp that were booing Daniel Bryan when he walked by them? I'm almost certain they were the same two guys chanting "E-vo-lu-tion" when the crowd was chanting at the end, too. I'd like to offer both of them $1.00 worth of hamburgers to shut the fuck up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I would love to see an animated GIF of when Alicia broke the third wall and spoke directly to the camera. She fluffed her hair before slapping herself in the face repeatedly. Tremendous. I don't know where they are going with the character but it is the most entertaining thing on WWE TV right now. The only thing I can think of is Vince some how discovered one of those Real Housewives shows and he was like "DAMN IT, WE NEED A CRAZY BITCH NOW". Matter of fact I want to believe he called up Triple H at 4 in the morning and said those exact words and then hung up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Tonight John Cena gave Bray Wyatt the "We gave you some responsibility and you couldn't handle it, Bray. You're sick, Bray. You're sick and we need to get you some help." talk. Here is a transcription from Bray's Myspace tonight: I was sitting in my room and John and the Usos came in and they grabbed a mic and they go: Bray, we need to talk to you And I go: Okay what's the matter They go: Me and Jey and Jimmy have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems, You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody and We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your interest if we jobbed you out in a stipulation match so you can go to the midcard and get the help that you need. And I go: Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!? My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your House shows, I went to your Fan Access, I went to your institutional performance enhancement facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy? ...It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway Fuck yeah, suicidal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I'm looking forward to Big E vs Rusev as it's like the Shetland Pony version of a Hoss match. Too good to not repost. So I guess we have that, Cesaro/Sheamus, and... TORITO Y HORNSWAGGLE -- MASCARA CONTRA CABALLERA! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Usos driving me crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED Cena's driving me crazy, INSTITUTIONALIZED 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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