Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Massive gimmick shift for them to The Jung Fucks. Some weird psychiatrist gimmick. How about psychologist coke dealers, a cross between Carl Jung and George Jung? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Or they could be Angus and Malcolm Jung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Would you want a manager who famously crapped his pants live on ppv? To counteract that, it would be cool to know your manager was hung like a horse as Parker was. Maybe he could be your wingman on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Paul Bearer led Taker to a championship and started him on his WM streak, gave Mankind a leg up and shot him towards the title and took Kane to a WWF Championship as well He wasn't very loyal though. As much as this seems like a good deal, you also have to think about dealing with Paul Bearer on a day to day basis. Can you imagine getting voicemails from him? "Oooooooooh yes, Jae...I have a matter of graaaaave importance for yewwwww. Calllllllll meback at your earliest....convienience. Yes yes yes," 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 There is almost nothing I want more in life than to hang out with Paul Bearer daily. If you offered me a choice between daily bed-romps with Morgan Webb vs. daily gnosh sessions with Paul Bearer, I would be...torn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 But you'll smell like formaldehyde. Like all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Anyone know of any place I can get the Japanese ippv's on DVD's? I don't have a computer so I depend on dvd's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 But you'll smell like formaldehyde. Like all the time. You say that like it's a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I know I'm late to the party with this, but what about Col. Parker? He never had the World Champion, but his guys were always "in the mix" and rare was it that he didn't have a TV, US, or Tag Team Champ. He'd manage you to a championship bonus, just not the big one. Plus, he had Meng... You'd have to fight for his attention with every painted hussy that looks his way, though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 But you'll smell like formaldehyde. Like all the time. Man, you just can't stop talking shit about Morgan Webb can you? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Who doesn't love a good painted hussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MORGAN W....oh.. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I know I'm late to the party with this, but what about Col. Parker? He never had the World Champion, but his guys were always "in the mix" and rare was it that he didn't have a TV, US, or Tag Team Champ. He'd manage you to a championship bonus, just not the big one. Plus, he had Meng... You'd have to fight for his attention with every painted hussy that looks his way, though. True. He actually indirectly hindered Harlem Heat's career by trying to get with Sherri. Meanwhile, he was doing nothing for Buck and Slater as a tag team and he failed to do anything with the Amazing French Canadians either. Though to be fair, in the tag ranks at that time, he had to contend with Harlem Heat, The Steiners, and the Road Warriors, Public Enemy was still near their peak as a tag team, and by the time the Warriors and PE were gone, The Outsiders were running things. Even with a tag team specialist/former champion like Jacques Rougeau on his side, that was a hard ladder to climb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 He had TV champ Arn, US Champ Austin, Tag Champs Buck/Slater, Runner up in the US tournament Meng. You could have done worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 And he somehow got Barry a WCW world title shot in his first match in like 11 months. That's some good paperwork doing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 So, if you were going to show someone a Devitt match to introduce him to someone who hadn't seen him, which one would you choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Probably not one from his heel run if you're trying to show in-ring more than weird heel charisma and tons of interference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Would you want a manager who famously crapped his pants live on ppv? To counteract that, it would be cool to know your manager was hung like a horse as Parker was. Maybe he could be your wingman on the road. To me, this is a con more than pro. You don't want your manager flashing a bigger schwanz than what you've got. Then you're stuck with Col Parker leftovers instead of first choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 There is almost nothing I want more in life than to hang out with Paul Bearer daily. Well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Well slow your roll, he has risen before. He is just taking his time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Yeah, but that's like saying someone's punches look better than Sid's. Sid and Michael Tarver are neck and neck for worst punches in my opinion. I give the nod to Tarver b/c he had sort of a boxing themed gimmick but he threw the worst worked punches I've seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I don't know what's worse in that picture, the punch or the bump. That reminds me of the sequence in HIAC after Mick got chokeslammed through the cage. Taker punched him and Mick kinda just slumped over in slow motion. Understandable given the fact that he just fell 10 feet through a steel cage and had a chair smashed into his face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I can forgive Tenzan for that bump since he's an absolute wreck. Regarding the best Devitt match to show someone, I'd look at both the 2009 and 2010 BOSJ finals. Also, most of his 2013 stuff is REALLY good, but as was mentioned before, it's during his heel run, so prepare for interference. He had good stuff with Tanahashi and Okada in '13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 As far as making an immediate impact on a wrestlers career, let's not forget Jose Lothario. He jumps in and helps Shawn win the WWF title, which he had failed at doing so many times. Of course he cost HBK the title when Sid hit him with a TV camera, but he really got Shawn motivated for the Iron Man match. I think he also taught him a Hurancan Rana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Oh god that Tarver gif. WHAT HAPPENED? I've watched a quite a bit of Tarver on the indies and he's never done anything that horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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