Ryan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Seven Brock Lesnars vs the Titantron come alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You'd think with all the talent on the roster now and their affinity for long matches, KOTR would be a natural fit in modern WWE. What do long matches have to do with KOTR? The early rounds on Raw and SD would give them an actual reason to give two random midcarders a 15 minute match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Two Brock Lesnars vs Harley Race and Haku/Meng. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Bray Wyatt and John Wilkes Booth vs. Daniel Bryan and Abe Lincoln. Go old school man: Sting and Benedict Arnold vs. William Regal and King George III HE JUST TURNED ON STING! THIS IS THE WORST WEST POINT DEATH MATCH EVER, KING! ....nah, fuck it, I want to see Sting chase Benedict Arnold down the Hudson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 So apparently 1) Stallone is already starting work on a fourth Expendables movie, and 2) Hogan is saying he's going to be in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 - Evolution's new shirt = horrible - Wyatt Family's new shirt = awesome AND WHERE ARE THE SHIELD FACEMASKS, WWE?!? The skeleton doing the Orton pose is pretty great though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You'd think with all the talent on the roster now and their affinity for long matches, KOTR would be a natural fit in modern WWE. What do long matches have to do with KOTR? The early rounds on Raw and SD would give them an actual reason to give two random midcarders a 15 minute match. Don't we see tons of 10 to 15 minute matches between random midcarders every week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Cesaro and all five Constructicons merged into Devastator vs. 6 Brock Lesnars in a Davey Richards on a pole match. You're welcome. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Don't we see tons of 10 to 15 minute matches between random midcarders every week? I think that's the point he was trying to make, instead of those matches being meaningless the KOTR would give them a reason to be happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I've been thinking about it, and one of the reasons that always gets cited why WWE doesn't do a WarGames match is because they don't want to do a two-ring setup. Well, if you take into account that a WWE ring is 20x20, rather than WCW's 15x15, and that the Hell in the Cell cage also gives around 6-8 ft around the ring to fight, you could just do a Hell in the Cell match under WarGames rules and it wouldn't be much less room for 8 guys to operate... WCW was 18x18 actually. Most indy rings are 16 foot, and WCW I believe was a step up from that. So if WCW was 18x18 and a step up from the indys, would it be safe to say TNA uses a 14x14 ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I think that is one of JR's curent talking points: tournaments giving some meabing and purpose to random matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 RE: The Hardyz vs Briscoes match that was mentioned a couple of pages back. Yeah, I can't believe it's not ippv either. Even moreso, I can't believe I get to FUCKING CALL THAT MATCH. Huge honor and thrill for me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 You know, I like the idea of Bryan/Shield vs. Kane/Evolution, but I think we can make it just a bit better by saying "Fuck you, Orton and Batista" Triple H, Kane, and the Wyatt Family vs. Daniel Bryan, The Shield, and John Cena. Give 'em an hour. MOTD. The advertised dark match for Monday's St. Louis Raw is close to that: Bryan/Cena/Shield vs. Orton/Batista/Wyatts. For historical reference, the local ads originally had Batista/Cena/Bryan vs. Orton/Wyatt/Kane, then Cena/Bryan vs. Orton/Wyatt, and now the current one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 All the divas doing butt-naked split-leg moonsaults on m'cocknballz. No matter who gets pinned, I win. Fade to commercial, w/ fans chanting "You still got it, clap clap clap-clap-clap*." *But not "THE clap;" these would be ROH fans not ECW fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 RE: The Hardyz vs Briscoes match that was mentioned a couple of pages back. Yeah, I can't believe it's not ippv either. Even moreso, I can't believe I get to FUCKING CALL THAT MATCH. Huge honor and thrill for me. Can they put the match itself on youtube and charge 2.99 or something for it? Can anyone do that or just youtube partners or what not. I bet they'd get a decent amount of cash that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 RE: The Hardyz vs Briscoes match that was mentioned a couple of pages back. Yeah, I can't believe it's not ippv either. Even moreso, I can't believe I get to FUCKING CALL THAT MATCH. Huge honor and thrill for me. Can they put the match itself on youtube and charge 2.99 or something for it? Can anyone do that or just youtube partners or what not. I bet they'd get a decent amount of cash that way. You probably wanna hit up Shane Helms regarding that. Omega is drawing really well as far as live gate goes, and I imagine the DVD's are moving well, considering the talent and matches produced on the shows. I have a blast working on them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Two Brock Lesnars vs Harley Race and Haku/Meng. All four guys can just headbutt each other for 15 minutes and it would be the best match I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 What happens when the Lesnars try to headbutt Meng? Who falls? I'm not sure we want to open that Pandora's box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Two Lesnars vs Ditka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Ditka ...by a whisker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 What happens when the Lesnars try to headbutt Meng? Who falls? I'm not sure we want to open that Pandora's box. The universe cracks.....the Moment detonates and both the Time Lords of Gallifrey and the Daleks of Skaro burn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Gallifrey falls...to BerrrrROCK LES-NAR! Does this mean Heyman is Davros? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Heyman is, of course, The Master 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 So much unfunny in the last few pages. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 RE: The Hardyz vs Briscoes match that was mentioned a couple of pages back. Yeah, I can't believe it's not ippv either. Even moreso, I can't believe I get to FUCKING CALL THAT MATCH. Huge honor and thrill for me. Can they put the match itself on youtube and charge 2.99 or something for it? Can anyone do that or just youtube partners or what not. I bet they'd get a decent amount of cash that way. You probably wanna hit up Shane Helms regarding that. Omega is drawing really well as far as live gate goes, and I imagine the DVD's are moving well, considering the talent and matches produced on the shows. I have a blast working on them too. You would also know better than me but I thought all these OMEGA reunion shows were High School Fund Raisers. At least I know I saw that on a few of the posters... I just cant remember if this card is or not But if a fund raiser - its hard to have money to give when you go in the red on a iPPV EDIT - Yup it is a fund raiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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